Use chewing gum to increase your bust size

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Thank you, Bust Up.

An English language explanation via the BBC.

B2Up says its Bust-Up gum, when chewed three or four times a day, can also help improve circulation, reduce stress and fight ageing.

The gum works by slowly releasing compounds contained in an extract from a plant called Pueraria mirifica.

In theory, this helps to keep the muscle tissue in good order.

The plant in particular:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40940000/jpg/_40940107_tubers203.jpg

Hm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

will men grow tits from chewing this shit?

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

'cause if so...

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

we should also find out where.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

On their elbows.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

(Mftr. also own a huge garment adjustment concern)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

What with the oestrogen in the water supply and the chemicals in Big Macs and now this delicious gum, it's all I can do to NOT grow an impressive pair of breasts these days.

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps I should just give over to the zeitgeist?

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

googling "elbow tits" returns only two images.
one of them's a car, and er, one of them ... isn't.

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

adam, think how much more nipple action you'll get when you sprout a plump bosom.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

BOOBEEZ

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

miccio's response is the most rational.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 18 March 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray for them.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

When men chew it, it gives them a giant, pants-ripping, village-drowning hard-on. Obviously.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

COCKZ!

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is turning into booty bass!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

village-drowning?
How can a cock drown a village?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

village-drowning hard-on

tsupeni? penami?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't answer that.
Fuck, forget I posted anything!

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember those old TV commercials for Tidal Wave chewing gum? Where someone would pop a piece of gum into their mouth and someone would yell, "It's a tidal wave!" and then everyone would be washed away by sudden enormous amounts of water? It'd be like that, only manlier.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

And stickier.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Manwater, eh?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.memorialhealth.com/chopra/images/manwater.jpg

the google image search for "manwater" is surprisingly tame.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

then again, that's probably a glassful of spunk.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

*shudder*

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Clear spunk? I thought that whole clear trend fizzled out by the early 90's

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"fizzled out"

― lundy fastnet irish sea (cis), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/titlis.jpg

Japanese women tend to be very flat-chested and envy large breasts, so I can see why this product might be popular.

It looks to me to be so much quackery. If this stuff works, why aren't there more busty woman who didn't get that way from plastic surgery in the areas (Thailand and Burma) where the active ingredient is developed? This reminds me of a Japanese advert touting the latest diet supplements from the U.S. WTF? Why would you put your trust in a supposed "weight-reducing" product that comes from the fattest nation in the world?

― Melinda Mess-Injure, Friday, 18 March 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Quackery? You really think so?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 18 March 2005 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

If you chew twice as much, it also makes your eyes rounder.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Quackery! Tell me it's not so! I was planning to go lingerie shopping this weekend.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stereogum.com/img/chewing_gum_pack.jpg

Gaffer tape two copies of the single on each of my pecs and I'll finally look manly. I can smile at myself when I remove my shirt, too.

― I loved Ian Riese-Moraine so much, I bought the company! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 20 March 2005 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm seeing all these gum brands in a whole different light: Hubba Bubba, Bubblicious, Bazooka, Big League Chew, Bubble Yum.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 20 March 2005 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Four out of five dentists surveyed felt up their patients who chewed sugarless gum.

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 20 March 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, that GIS for 'elbow tits' doesn't look enjoyable for anyone involved.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 20 March 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The car seems to be enjoying itself.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 20 March 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

80%!

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 20 March 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It's be like that, only manlier.
And stickier.

Manwater, eh?
No, white wave of death! Kamasutra move or penis-style kung fu attack?

― Let's keep the afterbirth and throw Ian Riese-Moraine away! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 20 March 2005 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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