C/D: Groovy Hate Fucks? (office-based or not)

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Goddammit, if i have to, i'll fuck the stupid out of you!

maybe then you'll actually get that paperwork to me back on time.

― kingfish, Friday, 18 March 2005 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

If only stupid could be fucked out of people, oh what a wonderful world it would be.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

jess' cheese-vomit story to thread stat obv.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It would explain why I've been doing so well in chess, at least.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm pretty sure stupid can be sexually transmitted, so you'd be fucking the stupid out of someone while risking your own intelligence. so really, a hate-fuck is pretty much the height of the selfless good deed

― mat, Friday, 18 March 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I never understood the hate fuck.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason, I keep thinking that in order to make the hate fuck groovy you'd have to say things like "Woah, far out man" and "Zoiks! I'm CUMMING!" and "Jinkies!" and that conjours awful images of Velma pegging Shaggy. DUD.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone feel like forming a surfmetal band called the groovy hate fucks?

― mat, Friday, 18 March 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

can i be the groupie, groovy hate fuckette?

― nathalie barefoot in the head (stevie nixed), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Yes you can.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~nleclerc/smurfette.gif

― Evil Hate Fuckette (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(groovy : evil :: tomayto : tomahto)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

wait wait. so evil hate fuckette was originally created to subvert our surfmetal community of groovy hate fuckers. but the overwhelming grooviness of the hatefuck way of life transformed the evil hate fuckette into a groovy hate fuckette?

i don't know if i just paraphrased donnie darko or had an aneurysm. i guess it could have been both.

― mat, Friday, 18 March 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

awful images of Velma pegging Shaggy. DUD.

so! i see you've been surfing the internet again...

― kingfish, Friday, 18 March 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"Zoiks! I'm CUMMING!"

hahahaha

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

2. mushroom tattoo
a mushroom tattoo is when one of the male sex whips out his extremely large penis and whips u any where on the facial region. if enough force is applied a red bruise from the tip of the penis will appear on the face in the shape of a mushroom..hence the name mushroom tattoo.
nick: yea bitch like my dick...LICK IT.

nick: damn bitch i said lick dont bite.

(WHACK)

GIRL:damn baby you just gave me a mushroom tattoo.
Source: n***a nick, Mar 2, 2005

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I was once the recipient of a hate fuck. Or maybe just a "get your shit together" fuck. Either way, it was pretty intense.

― Tantrum (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I have neither gotten nor received a hate fuck. (Nor wanted to.) Or even an angry fuck. Most people express their anger and/or disapproval with me by not-fucking me.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I was in a very brief hate-relationship. It was fun!

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i did this in college, it was great!

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFL

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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