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Get a life kid, okay?
Fucking idiot.
Why don't you grow up already!
Jeez.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'll be your best friend for a dollar).

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you know that if your hand fits over your face you've got AIDS?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Try it out, okay?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.powerleague.co.uk/images/fpimages/kapow.jpg

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, sucker.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I was always that sucker :(

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You were always one of those boys who punched my arm cos he was too scared to ask me out!

Metaphorically that is.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls are sexy, made out of Pepsi! Girls are sexy, made out of Pepsi!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, do you like the ABCs?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

You do?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

God, my childhood was boring.

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean... you like the Asshole Butt Crappers, Adam?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

A girl named Lauren Secatory (google me, bitch!) once asked me if I liked the band "Toxic Buttmuffins" and I said no, I'd never heard of them. Next day she asked me again, and her friend Kate told me I was "wicked lame" for not listening to the "Toxic Buttmuffins." About a week later - ya guessed it - they asked me if I'd listened to them yet. And I lied and said yeah, and that it was okay. Then they went nuts and started laughing and running around and telling all of my fucking eighth grade class that I liked a made-up a band called the Toxic Buttmuffins. Everybody made fun of me for like ten minutes, including the teacher who giggled a bit. I got really fed-up with them so I faked a hysterical laughing fit and got out of class on grounds of, presumably, lunacy. Nobody really made fun of me after that.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

asshole butt crappers haha

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha I haven't thought of the Asshole Butt Crappers joke in like 20 years! So clever though!

― Lingbertt, Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on, wait. They put their hand over their face and then you punch them in the stomach? Why don't you just punch them in the stomach anyway?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Lauren Secetore -- you were really mean to me in middle school. Now I'll post your image on a message board and make fun of you. Annoying nasty jerkface. I dislike you, mildly, for more than a decade!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You're actually supposed to slap their hand into their face. You could feasibly just slap them in the face anyway, but then it would lack the spectacle of them slapping themselves in the face.

if that makes sense.

― Seuss, Thursday, 24 March 2005 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You could also just start beating the living shit out of them, which does not lack spectacle, but somewhat misses the point.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 24 March 2005 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

wankers cramp.

you get it?

― acidmouth (acidmouth), Thursday, 24 March 2005 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

A girl on the bus tried to do that "If your hand is bigger than your face..." thing with me, and I went "what are you talking about?" She said that I had to hold my hand in front of my face to find out, so I put my hand over my head, like I was patting my crown. She went "no, no, no, do it like this," and she held her hand in front of her face and I went ---
http://www.powerleague.co.uk/images/fpimages/kapow.jpg
It was one of my proudest moments.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 24 March 2005 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

a: what's your favorite food?
b: bread
a: WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

jeremy, that hysterical laughing fit is priceless

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Nick! You're a DICK! NICK THE DICK haha I'M THE CLEVEREST ASSHOLE IN THE WHOLE REMEDIAL LEARNING LEVEL SPECIAL CLASS!

― EVERY FIVE MINUTES, GRADE K - 12 (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i LOVE the Toxic Buttmuffins. I heard they broke up though & they're working on solo projects. This always happens to bands I really like.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"Are you a pro? You are? You're a PRE-RETARDED OSTRICH?"

I still don't get that one.

"You want a Hertz Donut? *POW* Hurts, don't it?"

I still think that one's funny.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

a:Did it hurt?
b:What?
a:When you got beaten with the ugly stick!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you a pro?
Why yes I am.
Hey everybody, Nick said he's a PROSTITUTE.

I heard that one far more often. And by "far more often", I mean "like...EVER".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Is a Hertz Donut like that circle you make with your fingers and hold under your waist?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Guess what?

― Lingbertt, Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Chicken butt!!

― Lingbertt, Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeremy Coombs =

Jeremiah the Bullfrog.
Jeremy spoken hee-eeee-ear!
Jeremy Comes.
Jeremy Kumbayah.
Jerbear (this one was mildly affectionate, but still annoying).

Name change to J.C. =
Gay C.
Gay Jay
Jay Teat (I was chubby!)
Jesus Christ

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, poseur!
Glad you know your name.

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you an angel that fell from heaven? 'Cause you look pretty banged up.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Did anybody else go to a school where it was routine that, if one didn't remove one's "fagtag" from the back of their shirt, other schoolchums might rip it off forcefully while walking behind you in the hall?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! I had holes in teh backs of most of my shirts!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Fortunately being female saved me from this. Games of "Smear the Queer" were often played as well.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Gay Jay

This one still cuts to core of me....

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope. Thankfully. Schools around here are pretty tame...just cutters and drugs and stupid fights where no-one really hits any one but everyone makes a tough pose.

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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