leaving it on the bus, dud or AARGH

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2 x easter eggs, 1 for young son, 1 for dear wife. I picked up the familiar bag I normally carry, and left the carrier bag on the luggage rack... I remembered I'd left it just as soon as I came in the front door. I went out and checked the bus as it came back down the hill 20 mins later, but of course they'd gone. WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT. AAAARGH SHIT.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

virginity

― you make me feel like a tyrannosaurus rex (deangulberry), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I lost my craptastic olde cell phone this way.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

yr son isn't dead, and yr wife not young? You are a cold man, Pash.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

WORST TYPO EVER, yr son is DEAR, DEAR, I meant to say.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Thought this might be about stool samples.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I took me a bit to figure out that was a typo and not huck going completely off the deep end.

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― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I left my phone on the bus on a friday afternoon and spent the next half hour chasing busses through the streets of Culver City in a friends car. I got the phone back so that was fun.

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

stoopidest thing like this i ever did = i bought some bottles of expensive beer abt 8 years ago, and left them on the bus. I waited for the bus to come back down the hill, hoping to recover it. I got on the bus, started asking the driver "did I leave..." then noticed that the entire floor of the bus was covered in beer and the bus stunk of it as well. It had rolled across the floor and smashed, gah. The driver was totally dry, he looked me in the eye, and said "yes, you did". I was so fucking embarrased.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Pashmina = Public Transit's Larry David.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I left my umbrella on the city bus once, but luckily it was still there when the bus returned to the terminal an hour later.

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

1st edition hardback of Stephan Fatsis' Wordfreak about 2 years ago.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You would!

― you make me feel like a tyrannosaurus rex (deangulberry), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

when i wz just startin out as a writer i had a typewriter which busted, and i went all the way down into south london to borrow a typewriter off a girl a kinda slightly fancied a bit, ands on the way back i waz readin my book as per usual and got off where i had to change buses and suddenly realised i'd left her typewriter on the bus

i called the bus station but of course someone had gone off w.it

so i bought a new one and when i gave it back i pretended it wz the one i borrowed

a few years later she came onto my sister while drunk in a lift

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet she wasn't as drunk as i am now though

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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