FUCK CRYPTOLOGY AND DRESS SHIRTS I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE WITH STEEL

There's space for everyone
one for you
my friend.
The lines are sure how fixed you are
oh
won't you please come on?
Shining big machine you wheel
I've got to blow your heart.

Pull up to the bumper
baby
in your long black limousine
. . .
Place it - straying - let me - do the paying -

Pull up to the bumper
baby
pull up to the bumper
pull up

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

CROM!

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.absolute-fantasy-art.com/movies/conan3.jpg http://www.absolute-fantasy-art.com/movies/conan3.jpg http://www.absolute-fantasy-art.com/movies/conan3.jpg http://www.absolute-fantasy-art.com/movies/conan3.jpg http://www.absolute-fantasy-art.com/movies/conan3.jpg http://www.absolute-fantasy-art.com/movies/conan3.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 25 March 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

when is someone going to anthologize the REH conan stories without the shitty deCamp/Carter/whomever else ones?

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally knew this'd be a Tom thread, heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Thulsa Doom is a better fucking name than Darth Vader that's for sure.
The 13th Warrior gets a bad rap because of Banderas.
My next post would be the lyrics to WHERE EAGLES DARE by THE MISFITS but I have to pack my bags and go to bed so I can get to work early and catch the train to NYC tomorrow afternoon after the 1500 shift briefing.
I will not be wearing a tie or dress pants.
I have a lot of rage.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 25 March 2005 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

iTHE MISFITS (THE THREAD)

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Like, a whole bunch of it.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 25 March 2005 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

can't you go shoot guns at a range or something? i imagine that's a good way to blow off steam.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

jorel and ian, yes I have seen those threads, I gotta login to post to your fuckin' playground and I ain't havin' it. You wanna login you go right the fuck ahead. I hate that shit.

xpost, not in DC. only people who get to strap are the SA's. Fuck a gun, read the thread title. STEEL NOT LEAD. LEAD IS TAP WATER

― TOMBOT, Friday, 25 March 2005 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU BETTA THINK ABOUT IT BAY-BEH-EH!

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

smoke a bowl, dude.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

besides that the last time I had to put rounds downrange it was like nothing but fucked up heavy stress for 3 hours. plus the fuckin' thing jammed in the middle of my qualification and the clock was ticking so I had to clear the piece of shit and get shooting again ASAP, not fun, especially when the round gets wedged in the chamber and you have to pry it out with your trigger finger. Fuck a 5.56mm brass casing. STEEL.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 25 March 2005 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

GO TO A RENNAISSANCE FAIRE. BUY A SWORD.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

weed gives me bad fuckin' headaches, even just to be in the room sometimes.

ONLY OPTION: MASS DESTRUCT

― TOMBOT, Friday, 25 March 2005 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www1.kamakuranet.ne.jp/sankaido/parts/photo/war-flail.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 25 March 2005 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

DRESS UP THE ONE YOU LOVE AS A DROW ELF

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://edward.j.norton.free.fr/Norton_images/fight%20club/fightclub41.jpg

― Aaron A., Friday, 25 March 2005 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

OH YEAH
CASUAL FRIDAY

― TOMBOT, Friday, 25 March 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.polkas.com/casuals/casuals6.gif

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 March 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.boogaloopublishing.com/casuals/casuals_cop_uk.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 25 March 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it sick and gross that I think this would be a cool place to work

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/24/symantec_bunker_feature/

ANSWER: YES

― TOMBOT, Friday, 25 March 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/m.hodder/morningstar.jpg

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 25 March 2005 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

HE ALSO CAME TO KNOW THE PLEASURES OF WOMAN

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 25 March 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

jesus I was on point when I was busting my ass going to grad school and riding amtrak every weekend

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

Todd Levin once warned to beware of any woman who had the soundtrack to Conan in her personal CD collection, as she was probably a man.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

I don't buy that.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

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