Pat O'Brien talkin' dirty!

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Pardon me if this has already been discussed, but...

http://www.gawker.com/news/culture/television/index.php#pat-obrien-inside-rehab-036616

...listen to it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

You are so fuckin' hot.

― Leon Bluth (Ex Leon), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stop talking like Pat O'Brien since I listened to them.

― Leon Bluth (Ex Leon), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ny daily news, yesterday:
It keeps getting messier for "The Insider" host Pat O'Brien.
The celeb chronicler checked into rehab Sunday, just as an embarrassing string of dirty voice-mail messages, which expressed a taste for hookers, cocaine and adventurous (if possibly unhygienic) sex, became public. His reps do not deny that O'Brien made the calls.
Now sources say O'Brien was reprimanded several times for sexual harassment during his time as co-host of rival show "Access Hollywood."
A witness says O'Brien actually licked co-host Nancy O'Dell's face at an "Access Hollywood" Christmas party. At the same event, he was seen groping reporter Shaun Robinson's behind.
A gay male producer told our source O'Brien once said to him, "I have a gift for you." When asked what, O'Brien allegedly answered, "Bend over." On another occasion, he allegedly stretched out on the producer's sofa and asked, "What would you do if I masturbated in front of you?"
He also allegedly offended two African-American employees when he walked into a makeup room and greeted them with, "What's up, my n——s!" Could it be O'Brien feels that he's down with the bruthas because he once appeared in a P. Diddy video? O'Brien's lawyer, Abel Lezcano, said: "As far as being able to verify or deny this stuff, I can't do it."

"NBC does not comment on personnel issues regarding our current or former employees," said a spokeswoman for NBC Universal, which produces "Access Hollywood." "NBC has a strong policy against harassment in the workplace, and takes corrective action when appropriate." A rep for "The Insider" declined comment.

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.brooksinternational.com/images/pat_obrien.jpg

I never do this.

I just wanna make. you. fucking. crazy.

― Matt Chesnut, Friday, 25 March 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Couldn't have happened to nicer guy. Always hated his smarmy bullshit with a passion when he was doing sports. I was SO GLAD when he moved over to that hollywood report ghetto. Didn't have to look at his ugly ass anymore.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 25 March 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This is like a stack of rofls doused in lol of maple syrup.

― Matt Chesnut, Friday, 25 March 2005 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I just had my gf reaffirm that my pillow talk isn't this monotonous.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I know. I mean, I know the guy's all coked out of his mind and horny and whatever, but you'd think he'd be a bit more imaginative with his vocabulary. His lack of eloquence was striking.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

America wants to know who Betsy is.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

the Outhere Brothers should hire O'Brien for their reunion single.

― donut debonair (donut), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

that was so fucking funny, it's incredible. it sounds like he just wanted to get fucking crazy. if you guys thought this was funny, say ok.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gawker.com/news/culture/television/index.php#pat-obrien-gadget-freak-036983

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, for there to be a recording featuring Bill O'Reilly falafel fetish.

Come on, Pat, say it like you FUCKING MEAN IT!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 25 March 2005 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't do this for a living"???

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 March 2005 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I kept trying to find particular moments again, but it was impossible to tell which was which.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 March 2005 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey it's me. You're so fucking hot. Unless you're like - all of a sudden not into it, but... Just as soon as we get together I want to fucking suck your pussy. Talk dirty to you. Watch you and M[itzi?] lick together, suck my cock. Beat off on your face. Bring another woman up, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke! Soon as you get this message, if you agree with this... Just look at me and say 'yes.' God, you're so fucking hot. I dunno what's wrong with me. I don't do this. But I fuckin' want a chick fuckin' me crazy. Make you fuckin' crazy. "

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 25 March 2005 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

If I were Pat O'Brien, those phone-calls woulda been much more interesting!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 25 March 2005 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahaha oh shit those are funny. i like the one that just goes "you are so fucking hot. so fucking hot."

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 25 March 2005 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/03copy.jpg

i knew my crappy 5-minute photoshop job would come in handy some day!

― latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Friday, 25 March 2005 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT WAS BRITTANY THINKING?!

(apologies to Robert Smigel)

― Joe (Joe), Saturday, 26 March 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be making a bump and grind track with this audio in the next 24hrs. Don't go away.

― Webb Friendly (Webb Friendly), Saturday, 26 March 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Who the hell is Betsy? His wife?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 26 March 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't do this for a living. This is like new to me."

WTF?!?!?!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 26 March 2005 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Betsy is his probably-a-little-miffed-by-all-this girlfriend.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 March 2005 07:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Betsy:

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/users/rf/dogs/little-betsy.jpg

― Matt Chesnut, Saturday, 26 March 2005 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHA

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 26 March 2005 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Note: I am drunk. That is still funny though.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 26 March 2005 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a master of eloquence for sure.

I heard on Howard Stern that he called this gay black guy that he works with a fruit monkey.

WTF!

― 57 7th (calstars), Saturday, 26 March 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It's great, because it's just kinda boring for a while, and then maybe the 15th time he says "so fucking hot" or "let's get crazy," it's hilarious. MAKE. YOU. FUCKING. CRAZY.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, 26 March 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Always hated his smarmy bullshit with a passion when he was doing sports

Pat O'Brien is actually how I learned the word "smarmy"! My dad and I were watching some football game when I was a kid, and he said "that guy is so smarmy."

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 26 March 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

So who else has been having trouble keeping from talking like this lately? It's a laff riot.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been doing it since forever! I just don't do this shit into a answering machine! (I'm also not smarmy - I fucking SELL that shit.) (SO. FUCKING. HOT.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't realize you had a wife named Betsy, Dave.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

SO. FUCKING. HOT.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

MAKE. YOU. FUCKING. CRAZY.

― Leon Bluth (Ex Leon), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't do this for a living. This is like new to me.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The funny thing is, I can HEAR his smug asshatastic voice saying these things (because I did), but I can't picture him saying any of this. I also can't / don't want to think of him in any state of undress / arousal while saying this stuff.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

If you are into any of this just look me in the eye and say "yes".

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Multiple Miggs from Silence of the Lambs to thread.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

He also allegedly offended two African-American employees when he walked into a makeup room and greeted them with, "What's up, my n——s!" Could it be O'Brien feels that he's down with the bruthas because he once appeared in a P. Diddy video? Isn't it even cornier of me to write "the bruthas" than it was for O'Brien to spark this paragraph in the first place?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

what video?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Train Wreck.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, a music video, right? It's not "a P. Diddy video" like it's "a Paris Hilton video," right?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost oh.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bad Boy 4 Life" was the video. It also features Ben Stiller, the drummer from Blink 182, Dave Navarro, and (I think) George Hamilton.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

If things had turned out better for him, I was picturing Jeffrey Jones playing Pat O'Brien in the made-for-tv movie.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Saints preserve us, I thought you meant:

http://www.dacre.org/stills/webo/Obr3409.jpg

Is nothing sacred?!??

― Bad Day At Dadrock (Dada), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be so great if the Access Hollywood theme music cut in right after he says "suck on your tits".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

if you agree just wink at me or say yes

― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

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