"I don't want them to misunderstand me, thinking I'm a racist or something," says local camel jockey

A newly-married Iraqi man talks to his father-in-law a few days after the honeymoon. "I just wanted to thank you for preserving the purity of your daughter. It means a lot to me that your daughter was a virgin when I married her." "Don't thank me, thank her mother. Her mother raised her to be a virtuous woman." So the newly-wed goes to his mother-in-law. "I know this is a delicate subject, but I wanted to thank you for raising your daughter to be a pure and virtuous woman." The mother-in-law replies: "Don't thank me, thank my daughter. You see, she has always been a good girl, always chaste." So the man returns to his wife and says, "I want to thank you for remaining pure and preserving your virginity for your wedding day." His wife says, "Don't thank me, thank my asshole."

that's a funny joke, yo.

So the mother tells her daughter who's about to marry a Greek that, just so you know hon, Greek men sometimes prefer to it from the other direction, even the straight ones.

Bride's fine with this, gets married, goes through the wedding night, and six months later, finds that her new husband has varied his routine.

She tells her husband, You know, my mother told me about what Greek men sometimes prefer to do in the bedroom. It's okay if you want to enter from the other side.

Her husband replies, What? And get you pregnant?

i love that joke