C/D: Guys That Instantly/Constantly Think You're Going To Steal Their Girlfriends

i go so far as to have my girlfriend plug her ears when there are people around.

If somebody has a particularly loud voice i tell her to scream

"Baby just put these in your ears....because all that shit my friends are telling you about my meth lab is BULLSHIT, and you don't need to hear it! Come on, it's because I love you!"

You should just rename this thread C/D: L.A. couples.

(I keed. I keed. But this phenomenon is absolutely pandemic in L.A., truly. Every time I visit L.A. and meet a friend of a friend's, i always meet a guy just like that... but rarely anywhere else.)

I try not to let my girl even look at LC. I gotta have my hands over her eyes whenever that sexy bitch is around.

Oh S-Bone dude I have the CUTEST shot of you and Kirsten from the Tribeca jam, even cuter than the one I took at celebs where you guys afterwards made that heart-shaped fridge decoration with it. AWWWWWWW. Anyway I'm mailing the new pic to you now. You adorable bastards!

Classic! If only because they are usually correct ;)

Dude... you are trying to steal their girlfriends, aren't you? I mean...

omg I've been playing this song all day and I finally have an excuse to post the lyrics somewhere.

You're the type of guy that can't control your girl
You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls
I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene
And gets the seven digits, you know the routine
You're the type of guy that tells her, "Stay inside"
While you're steady frontin in your homeboy's ride
I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave
I'm doin your girlfriend, that's somethin you can't believe
Cause I'm that type of guy

You're the type of guy that gets suspicious
I'm the type of guy that says, "The puddin is delicious"
You're the type of guy that has no idea
That a sneaky, freaky brother's sneakin in from the rear
I'm the type of guy to eat it, when he won't
And look in the places that your boyfriend don't
You're the type of guy to try to call me a punk
Now knowin that your main girl's bitin my chunk
I'm the type of guy that loves a dedicated lady
Their boyfriends are borin, and I can drive em crazy
You're the type of guy to give her money to shop
She gave me a sweater *smooch* thank you, sweetheart
I'm that type of guy

I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast
You're the type of guy eatin a tv dinner
Talkin about... "Goddamn it, I'ma kill her"
I'm the type of guy to make her say, "Why you're illin, Bee?"
...You're the type of guy to say, "My lower back is killin me"
...Catch my drift?
You're the type of guy that likes to drink Olde English
I'm the type of guy to cold put on a pamper
You're the type of guy to say, "What you talkin bout?"
I'm the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper
I'm that type of guy

I'm that type of guy
You know what I mean?
Check it out...

T-y-p-e g-u-y
I'm that type of guy to give you a pound and wink my eye
Like a bandit, caught me redhanded, took her for granted
But when I screwed her, you couldn't understand it
Cause you're the type of guy that don't know the time
Swearin up and down, "That girl's all mine"
I'm the type of guy to let you keep believin it
Go 'head to work, while I defrost it, and season it
I'm that type of guy

I'm that type of guy

Know what I mean

I'm that type of guy

Also totally fucking dud = women who think because you are female you are going to steal their boyfriend (even if you are happily married and their boyfriend has been a totally platonic mate for years before said nutter psycho bitch girlfriend even appeared on the radar)

when i had a boyfriend [this was six years ago, of course] i got paranoid about other women. my fears werent completely unfounded, as i caught him in bed twice with his ex-girlfriend!

CLASSIC!!!

Twice?

I assume you were more paranoid after the first time?

of course. i didnt expect a second time around.

He must have had the largest balls on earth

i find it really odd when people introduce me to "their girlfriend" or "their boyfriend," just like that: "oh, this is my boyfriend." er, does he have a name?

even weirder is when people introduce themselves to you as so-and-so's girlfriend, or so-and-so's boyfriend, like they don't feel important enough (or don't feel you're important enough) to disclose their own name.

well, i dont think its that their not important, sometimes its easier to remind people how their associated with them. with my last boyfriend, even though i made it a point to introduce myself by name, lots of people still knew me as "so-and-so's girlfriend."