What Do You *Wish* You Looked Like? (A thread for people who never have any photos of themselves hot or otherwise)

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I can't be the only person who feels left out through having neither a videophone nor digital camera and no one ever takes pictures of them at FAPs...

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

How do you like my new hairdoo?

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/christie_julie.jpg

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i have cameras and take piccies but i wish i looked like pop singer bojoura:

http://home.hccnet.nl/ruud.bijlsma/images/Bojoura.JPG

― i am the modren man (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I only resemble this gent in the broadest of particulars.

― Austin Swinburn (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/es/4/4f/Jeanseberg.jpg

― Leon Bluth (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/2i11qv
the guy on the left: same party, same haircut, same build, similar black shirt, but its not me. not that i wish i looke liked that

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

*looked like, dammit

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I should clarify that I wish I looked like that, I don't actually look like that. This thread is confusing...

― Leon Bluth (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sinofrance.org/site/img2/isabelle_adjani012_00.jpg
I wish...

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/RivieresPourpres/pix/pf02_L.jpg

Seriously. I think he's really good looking, and I'm closer to looking like that than most celebs.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

what i wanted to look like circa '93

http://www.nndb.com/people/948/000025873/river-phoenix.jpg

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

My idea of male beauty = Marlon Brando in The Wild One. Apart from some of the same clothing, there is no resemblance at all.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.johnwilliamwaterhouse.com/images/sketches/sketch2.jpg

― kephm, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

also, shelly fabares

http://www.networksplus.net/caseyguy/fabares.jpg

― jody von oy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jbuff.com/_borders/Rhof.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, him and one of the Tom of Finland dudes. Like a cowboy, or something. Preferably blonde.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Simonon...

http://www10.ocn.ne.jp/~dohc/img149.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! I used to want to look like Edward Furlong. And when I googled pictures of him, I realized what a sour-little-bitch he was, and how misplaced my notions of male attractiveness were in, like, '92.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.seussaza.org/oftheday/pimp.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.absolutecelebrities.com/i/mugshot/McQueenSteve.jpg

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.classicjq.com/art/production/images/RaceFigureModels.jpg

I don't look anything like Race Bannon . . . but my boyfriend does sometimes . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/cookie.gif

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bengal-cat.net/PhotoDraw7351.jpg

― kephm, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Drew, thank you for informing me the source where one of my favorite bands (Racebannon) got their name from!

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://abacus.best.vwh.net/lulu27.gif

I'd cut my hair short, if if would fall into a glossily becoming bob. Unfortunately, my hair would instead spring into a blond afro.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.banzai-institute.com/Resources/image3.gif

Specifically Mr. Weller there on the right, as he appeared in Buckaroo Banzai (as I can't achieve that look I've never tried).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.artshack.com/iggy/iggy_blondie2.jpg

Picking just the best Debbie Harry photo is so hard...

― Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.donnadelfuturo.it/images/miscellanea/nisabelle%20huppert01.jpg

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

or alternately
http://www.peasant.hotmail.ru/sherylee/sheryl.jpg

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is the first one, Ally?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Picking just the best Debbie Harry photo is so hard...

I'd have gone with...

http://cheap-posters.net/posters/039_21110.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I looked like this:

http://www.eyecandyforthebrokenhearted.com/hanaa.jpg

'cept with a head.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex, Isabelle Huppert.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.banzai-institute.com/images/featured/15newjersey%20copy.gif

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah. So Sourpuss, who else should we recruit. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

haha
oh here's another one for me:
http://imgserv.ya.com/galerias2.ya.com/img/f/f28003d98131cc6ci3.jpg

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

and the last one
http://www.u.arizona.edu/~lacher/pele.jpg

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1061368350378_2003/08/20/fimmel,0.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

All you need do is grow your hair Adam, you're already super buff.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ahaha not

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't seriously want to look like that, he's disgusting. No offense or anything if he's your mom.

xpoooosssst.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks Alex in NYC! That's it right there.

― Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right Ally, I don't want to look like him. I want to DO HIM WITH JELLY

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i disagree with pectoral situations like that.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah he is a bit overpectorated. I don't want man boobs.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I would love love love to look like this:

http://www.eyecandyforthebrokenhearted.com/aimeemann.jpg

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

She's ace, and so is her kit.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I can't decide if I want to be her or root her. I think either is out of my reach.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Then steal her shoes.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I look like this on the inside...but outside would be nice too!!
http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/images/joanjett.jpg

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Joan Jett's a good one too. And Autumn, for what it's worth, like Ally I'm not a fan of muscle-y dudes.

― Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex already stole who I'd look like if I was a boy. Damn his oily hipster hide...

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I *could* just say "anyone attractive", really, but for years it's been this person:

ihttp://www.efanguide.com/~ajolie/gallery/photoshoots/wong/1.jpg

It would also be lovely to look like her (though not because of who her husband is):

ihttp://www.tusciaitalia.it/godidea/mod/Yasmin_Le_Bon.jpg

And -- Deborah Harry seconded, esp considering how beautifully she's aged.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Argh damn it. Just click on the links. Please.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

As soon as I saw the word 'please' I clicked without even thinking. Such is the power of polite discourse.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh. Adam Adam Adam. (I agree with the anti-oily bohunk faction, BTW.)

Anyway -- so yeah. Those are the people I'd love to look like. But there ain't no way (or ISN'T ANY way, for those grammar pedants out there) I'm going to end up looking like that. So I'll just count my blessings that no one's taken a picture of me in a couple of years so I won't feel pressured to share it.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/mn/nn/BlackHoleRobot.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG MAXIMILLIAN

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Occasionally like this
http://weekly.ahram.org.eg/2003/630/lu2.jpg

But more often like this
http://www.beckenhamrfc.co.uk/images/jrj.jpg
or this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/state/monarchs_leaders/images/edward_vii.jpg

but blonder

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"I wish i was like six foot nine so i could get with leoshee, but she dont know me, but yo! She's really fine."

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.farscape-one.de/images/rygel06.jpg

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread makes me want to cry.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Once upon a time I wanted to look like:

http://www.star-collector.net/autographs/suziquatro1.jpg

I thought I never could again, due to getting old and fat, but blimey. I wish I could look like this at *my* age, let alone hers:

http://www.photo.lt/pro/gst/mus/m7.jpg

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.enews.org/blog/_pics/082004_BillGatesMug.jpg

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 31 March 2005 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/emunit/emunit/parasites/images/tapeworm.jpg

― amon (eman), Thursday, 31 March 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bigorno.palindrome.free.fr/Veritas/Images/delia_derbyshire.jpg

― emil.y (emil.y), Thursday, 31 March 2005 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://bigorno.palindrome.free.fr/Veritas/Images/delia_derbyshire.jpg

― emil.y (emil.y), Thursday, 31 March 2005 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the cut of your tapeloops, babe. Hunh Hunh, etc.

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Thursday, 31 March 2005 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ten years pass...

http://cache2.artprintimages.com/LRG/29/2971/U6HQD00Z.jpg

Tony Hadley on the right, but the other two would do in a pinch

― soref, Sunday, 6 September 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

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