McDonald's paying for inclusion in rap songs

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This is effin' absurd. But perhaps we should help out. Post rap lyrics about the Big Mac.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Morally bankrupt in BOTH camps...

― andy --, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

wiggity wack
like a Big Mac
on the chair I sits
starin' at her tits

― MC Boobs (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

didn't I buy your demo outside of the East Village Tower, MC Boobs?

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if their is a point of diminishing return on this stuff. I mean IS anyone NOT aware of McDonald's at this point? Can something being over-branded to the point where additional hype can't help?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mason.gmu.edu/~jfabian/meatwad.gif

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

big mac'll make ya
JUMP JUMP
belee dat!!!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

this pisses me off SIX SEPARATE WAYS TO SUNDAY. i might boycoTt the big mac i just might.

― i hate LIFE., Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the bitch
she's a fine cumgurgler
ass a big mac
and I'm the hamburglar

― Cam'Ron (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It really is nothing new, this has been done by car companies, sparkling white wine manufactuers and others.

It's a perfect match really, gangsta rap and preteens.

I forgot to make that rhyme.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

kids ain't fat enough
must make 'em fatter
eat big macs
dat's da crux of da matter

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

McGrizziddles?

― kingfish, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

this is all very "ashes to ashes" for Fat Joe

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

new slang/when you notice the stripes
the dirt in your fries
hope it's right when you die
old and bony

http://www.i-am-asian.com

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Bitties in the BK lounge,

damm wrong time and place.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

What, maybe the backpackers can be all indie and shit and rap about White Castle like those floating heads in Futurama.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

POP WILL EAT ITSELF re-release single MAKE FORTUNE NOW.

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Fat Joe to thread

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls be like "can u hit it from the back?"
Nah, ride on the dick so I can eat a big mac

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

McDonald's first motto was "QSC" (quality, service and cleanliness) in 1957. Other mottoes and jingles followed:

1961: "Look for the Golden Arches." The same year, the "All American Meal" campaign featured a hamburger, fries and milk.

1962: "Go for the goodness at McDonald's"

1965: "McDonald's - Where quality starts fresh every day"

1966: "McDonald's - The closest thing to home"

1967: "McDonald's is your kind of place"

1971: "You deserve a break today - so get up and get away to McDonald's"

1974: "Two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun"

1975: "We do it all for you"

1976: "You, you're the one"

1979: "Nobody can do it like McDonald's can"

1981: McDonald's revived "You deserve a break today," its most successful campaign.

1984: "It's a good time for the great taste of McDonald's"

1990: "Food, folks and fun"

1992: "What you want is what you get"

1995: "Have you had your break today?"

1997: "My McDonald's" and "Did somebody say McDonald's?"

2000: "We love to see you smile"

2003: "I'm lovin' it" - the first global ad campaign in McDonald's history

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

[Girl]
You can do it put Big Mac into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Girl]
You can do it put Big Mac into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Girl]
Put Big Mac into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your ass into it

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

1976: "You, you're the one"

Where the fuck were they going with that one?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

if this gets a bunch of dancehall guys to say "Big Mock" on their tracks I'm cool with it

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

kids ain't fat enough
must make 'em fatter
eat big macs
dat's da crux of da matter

Je4nne I kiss you!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

girl you need to eat three big macs
I need that
Star Jones back fat
or I forget how to act
I forget where to grab
forget how to plunge
my big thick mcgriddle sausage
between yr two buns

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

yes

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The Coup to thread!

― Austin S, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

87 chuck said it takes a nation to hold me
in 05 for a big mac they bought and sold me

― Austin Swinburn (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ray Kroc was a hero to some...

― latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

is there a greg tate piece about this yet? i have a feeling it's coming!

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

1976: "You, you're the one"

Where the fuck were they going with that one?

Identity parade feat. Hamburglar.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Fast Food Rockers to thread

― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"I love it when ya call me Big Pur-ple"

http://jbrwww.che.wisc.edu/~rao/grimace.jpg

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i know you like to think yo shit don't stank
but if you get a little closer
big macs really smell like poo oooh oooh

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i love big macs and i cannot lie!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

burgers don't kill people
colestrol does!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Biggie Fries "Ready to Dine"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Just cause I love my nuggets, (Ruff Ryders)
I shed blood for my nuggets. (Ryde or die)
Let a nugget holla, "Where my nuggets?" (Get down or lay down)
All I wanna hear is, "Right here my nuggets."
(We here nugget)
You won't take this from me baby!
You will not take this from me baby!
Ya know grrrrr

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

'i like the whoppa /f-ck the big mac'

IT TAKES TWO rob base/dj ez rock

ha ha

― piscesboy, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom"

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(I worked in a Burger King briefly, and the thought of getting busy in a Burger King bathroom is anything but a turn-on.)

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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