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Man tries to fool breathalyser by stuffing his mouth with feces
TORONTO (CP) — An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyser after stuffing his mouth full of feces.
“I don’t think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that,” South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.
“I’ve never heard of anything like this before,” said the 28-year police veteran.
Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside Barrie, Ont., the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.
En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the squad car.
After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste “and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyser machine.”
It didn’t work, Buchanan said.
He alleged the machine registered two readings of intoxication from samples the suspect provided. Both were more than twice the legal limit.
Officers called in paramedics to check the man.
“They helped him clean himself up,” McDonald said.
“This fellow was in dire need of help. It’s bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things.”
The motorist was charged with impaired driving, plus driving with more than 80 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood in his system. He was released on a promise to appear in a Bradford, Ont., court on May 12.
South Simcoe Police do not identify people they charge.
McDonald said the cruiser took two hours to clean using industrial cleansers, “and it’s back on the road.”
(Toronto Sun)

Huk-L, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

...more than 80 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood in his system...

HOLY FUCK!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Does that mean he ahd a blood alchohol level of 80% ?

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Officers were called to SBA on Jan. 23 at 3:15 a.m. to investigate the report of an individual passing out in the kitchen with his face lying in a pool of vomit.

Officers located the individual, and although initially non-responsive, the person was able to be roused by officers, according to UR Security.

The individual, who was identified as an undergraduate, then began

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.duffbeer.co.uk/images/duffman.jpg

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

80% blood alcohol is completely impossible unless you are a corpse

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

errr


Officers were called to SBA on Jan. 23 at 3:15 a.m. to investigate the report of an individual passing out in the kitchen with his face lying in a pool of vomit.

Officers located the individual, and although initially non-responsive, the person was able to be roused by officers, according to UR Security.

The individual, who was identified as an undergraduate, then began eating his vomit and became verbally abusive, according to Mauldin.

An ambulance was summoned, and upon realizing this, the student became irrational and combative, according to UR Security.

The student was then transported to Strong Memorial Hospital for evaluation and treatment for intoxication, according to UR Security.

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think ILX knew what it was doing by cutting off yr story where it did the first time, J0n.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a lot of chutzpah, to verbally abuse others while you're eating your own vomit

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, cast the first stone and all that

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

was that article written by a robot?

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno if it's chutzpah - if I was eating my own spew, I'd be pretty fucking pissy.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The following information was generated by a Collegiate Police Blotter Space-Filler algorithm, according to mark p.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Or the preceding information, if you prefer.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/skaterock/ggallin.jpg

GG LIVES!

andy --, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

What do you guys think of a guy getting off after killing a woman because he was drunk behind the wheel? An acquaintance of mine no longer has a daughter because this guy killed a woman while driving drunk. It barely made the papers and the media said it wasn't as serious because the woman who died was drunk too. As if that makes the loss of a life less bad. Also, there wasn't even any proof that the woman who died was drunk. Letting the guy off is like saying the woman's life wasn't worth anything.

Cubby Wubby Nubby Hubby Dubby (u s steel), Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

yeah bullshit, he should go to prison.

cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

he should go to prison regardless of whether or not he killed anybody. severe, severe penalties for regular DUIs - like, say, immediatelly losing your license - might actually have an impact. but on a certain level there is a certain acceptance of drunk driving in our culture. people gonna drink alcohol, only way to get around is in a car, what are you gonna do?

most car-related deaths aren't due to drunk driving as much as poor driving - those drivers don't end up with serious penalties either. in a lot of ways focusing *only* on drunk driving allows us to ignore the biggest form of preventable death in this country. this doesn't necessarily require kicking people out of their cars; making it very difficult to get a license (my gf didn't even have to drive out of a parking lot to get hers) and lower speed limits would save thousands of lives.

iatee, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

If you make people better drivers, the speed limits become much less of a factor. Also, unless you accordingly ramp up the penalties for breaking the speed limits, lowering them will have negligible effect.

Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

unless you enforce any of it, nothing changes

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

iatee, I agree, I see agressive and selfish and ignorant driving every day, a lot of people on the roads have this ego hangup where it is "naive" to go less than 10 mph over the speed limit, or where basic courtesy and stuff that is in the rules of the road is not "aggressive" enough. People often drive with their egos and think this is "correct" driving and that what they teach you in driver's ed is "naive" and worthless.

What is scary is that these people are breaking no law at all except for the rules of the road which don't get enforced 90% of the time!

What happens to me a lot is someone honking at me from behind when I am doing nothing wrong at all, obeying the law and they are honking at me because I won't break the law for them!

In any case, you are right, there is a lot of bad and dangerous driving out there that has nothing to do with being drunk.

However I still think that the courts essentially decided that this woman's life didn't mean anything "because she was drunk" (allegedly). It is sick that our court system makes statements about the value of a person's life.

Cubby Wubby Nubby Hubby Dubby (u s steel), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

oh no I totally agree on that

unless you enforce any of it, nothing changes

and this

If you make people better drivers, the speed limits become much less of a factor.

sorta, but unfortunate accidents happen even w/ safer drivers, and lower speed limits can make a life/death difference in these cases

iatee, Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

I don't disagree with that in principle, although the back of my mind is likely misremembering some statistic about the trauma incurred in accidents where the effective speed was 30 mph that is leading me to the baseline assumption that unless you lower the speed limit to the point where it becomes virtually ineffective to drive anywhere, the difference you are making isn't as large as you would assume.

But, like I said, I don't really disagree.

Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

anyone who is caught driving recklessly or driving drunk should have a much stiffer penalty w/r/t fines and their ability to have a license. considering what i see around los angeles every day, i'm inclined to suggest that they should have their vehicles impounded and licenses taken away for a couple of years.

omar little, Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

I have to say though that I have been in and seen accidents where the problem is with bad or damaged signs, bad visibility, dangerous intersections, etc. And the attitude when you have a collision then is you're 100% responsible, I mean I believe in keeping your eyes on the road but some conditions make safe driving more difficult.

My favorite thing is when you nearly collide into someone and it's their fault but they flip you off and yell at you about how stupid you are.

Hey Mr. Superman Smarty-Pants, I Asked You Where's Waldo (u s steel), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

I admit that I am biased in this discussion because I speed on highways, but aside from that I do not drive recklessly; I do not tailgate, I always use my signals, I do not weave through traffic or cut people off, I do not pass on the right as a rule, etc. If the road is sparsely populated and driving conditions are good, I'm going to be like Speed Racer, but if it's raining or snowing or icy, or there is a moderate to heavy amount of traffic, I am going to drive appropriately. I do not use my phone while my car is in motion; I might if I am at a stoplight, but only if traffic is heavy and amenable to my admittedly diminished reaction time.

I think a most people don't have any real conception of how dangerous driving is and think it's analogous to walking really fast, so they allow all of these other distractions to creep into their driving habits when they should really be watching the damn road and processing and reacting to the traffic patterns around themselves.

Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

I don't disagree with that in principle, although the back of my mind is likely misremembering some statistic about the trauma incurred in accidents where the effective speed was 30 mph that is leading me to the baseline assumption that unless you lower the speed limit to the point where it becomes virtually ineffective to drive anywhere, the difference you are making isn't as large as you would assume.

in nyc there's a pr campaign going on right now w/ a pretty straightforward statistic: "Hit someone at 40, there’s a 70 percent chance they’ll die. Hit someone at 30, there’s an 80 percent chance they’ll live. That’s why it’s 30." I don't have a better stat off the top of my head, and I don't think that city speed limits from 20-30 mph are particularly draconian.

http://www.streetsblog.org/2010/10/21/dot-launches-speed-limit-psas-nypd-to-target-speeding-failure-to-yield/

course, instead of spending money on these ads they could be making better ads that said "hey guess what we're going to actually enforce this speed limit." those ads would pay for themselves pretty quickly.

iatee, Thursday, 6 January 2011 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

and dan I'm sure you're not the problem.

I think a most people don't have any real conception of how dangerous driving is and think it's analogous to walking really fast

totally and it's amazing how this conception persists despite the fact that most of us know multiple people who have died in car accidents.

iatee, Thursday, 6 January 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

of course, the corollary to "ppl think driving is analogous to walking really fast" is demonstrated by the shocking number of people who sort of blithely wander into traffic and then get mad when drivers panic and swerve to avoid hitting them, or even better the people who hang their BABY CARRIAGES off the curb while waiting for a light

Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 6 January 2011 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

ultimately it's amazing we as a species/society don't literally accidentally shoot ourselves in the face every day

Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 6 January 2011 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

i got hit by a car going about 30, fucked up my leg and back pretty good.

cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

anyone who is caught driving recklessly or driving drunk should have a much stiffer penalty w/r/t fines and their ability to have a license

Nah, I agree with iatee that these people should do jail time. Confiscate licenses, and people just drive without them. You'd probably be surprised at the number of people in any good-sized city driving with suspended licenses.

children with wasting diseases (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

actually i think for particularly serious offenders w/r/t reckless driving (speeding through traffic, weaving in and out, driving on the shoulder, etc) go ahead and stick them in jail for 30 days imo.

omar little, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

also hate: people who turn left real quick ahead of cars coming in the other direction when the light turns green because they don't want to have to wait (these people never look for pedestrians who may be crossing, ime.)

omar little, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

I'm learning to drive (13 years after the legal driving age, having given it a go 7 years ago and not got on with it) and this thread is adding to my conviction that I don't like driving and don't trust myself to be safe at it, and my irritation at all the people who talk like being able to drive is something that every grown adult should want and be able to do and why haven't I done it yet

pretty sure the same people who tell me "learning to drive is an essential skill for an adult! everyone should do it!" also get mad at least once per drive about people who shouldn't be allowed on the road, so, which is it again?

agrarian gamekeeper (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

Knowing how to drive is a very useful skill in the example of, say, being chased by an axe-wielding madman in a post-apocalyptic world with no public transit and finding a gassed-up running car you could use to make your getaway

Most of the time though, if you don't live in an urban area in the US you probably don't NEED to drive; it makes life a bazillion times easier but isn't really necessary. Living in a truly suburban or rural area is what makes driving necessary as there's no public or private infrastructure available that you can readily use unless you're rich enough to pay for a driver.

Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

driving turns everyone into kind of an asshole when they're behind the wheel, we can probably blame car commercials w/smug pricks driving at 80 mph on empty streets or through well-lit tunnels.

omar little, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

In the UK, it is not unusual for motorists who kill pedestrians/cyclists to get v slight penalties, this angers me considerably, and not just because of my own personal story, it bums me out a lot to read of a driver killing someone and getting off in the USA too.

Pashmina, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

The news story in the OP in this thread! Urgh.

Pashmina, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

where the hell do you live where the driver isn't punished because he was drunk?

akm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

I'm less interested in harsher penalties for drunk drivers than in working to make people less likely to drive drunk. I live in a city of 350k that has no mass transit. Fort Worth's is essentially useless, and while Dallas is a little better, AFAIK it doesn't run near last call. Taxis are a pain and ridiculously expensive.

That's a recipe for having drunk drivers on the road. Are harsher penalties for the 1% who get caught going to discourage the other 99% from doing it (and that percentage is ridiculously generous)? I don't know. Available mass transit, fewer zoning restrictions on where to place bars (so that there are neighborhood bars in walking/biking distance), encouragement of taxi use, etc. are going to do more IMO.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

Biking while drunk is a DUI in Florida!

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

jetpack drunkard

buzza, Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:21 (fifteen years ago)


That's a recipe for having drunk drivers on the road. Are harsher penalties for the 1% who get caught going to discourage the other 99% from doing it (and that percentage is ridiculously generous)?

if the penalties are harsh enough, I think perhaps. if you can lose your car or go to jail for a first time offense, that might affect the 99%. if it's just a bigger fine, prob not.


I don't know. Available mass transit, fewer zoning restrictions on where to place bars (so that there are neighborhood bars in walking/biking distance), encouragement of taxi use, etc. are going to do more IMO.

again I don't think that alcohol is the only real problem here - alcohol's only one factor in unsafe driving, but some people after 5 beers might be safer drivers than a sober 90 year old. and texting while driving is exactly as dangerous, and more and more omnipresent. but yeah, other than that this is otm - people drive drunk because they don't have any other transit option, not because they love drunk driving.

iatee, Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

Biking while drunk is a DUI a lot of places!

The sheer number of drunk drivers is mind-blowing. And I'm only referring to the number who are caught -- I don't even want to guess how many there are actually out there.

What it boils down to, to me:
1. We have transportation problems. In the most urban areas of the US, it's not an issue, but for an overwhelming majority of the country, reasonable public transportation (or even available private transportation like cabs or emergency lines) is a rarity.
2. Motor vehicles are mind-boggling dangerous compared to about everything else someone does in a day, but there's no easy way to make that understandable. It's the most democratized, nearly universally-used dangerous thing in our society. I mean, guns have NOTHING on motor vehicles.
3. Responsible recognition of drinking and its effects are still virtually nil. Among the regularly-drinking portion of the population, it's just such a way of life that the danger is only visible at the macro level and not the daily level. Denial is another large part of this. Remember the safe sex rationale where youth say, "Oh, we're not really having sex, so why would I buy condoms, have a need to use condoms, etc." and suddenly teen pregnancies "just happen."

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not really the most lucid person today so I won't go into detail on this, but I've confessed on ILX before that at the end of 2009, I was arrested for drunk driving and went through the entire process for a first-time offender in my state.

I could go into the entire rigmarole explaining my extenuating circumstances and why I was a special case, but really, just look at the three points I laid out above. No matter how you got to the position where you may drive drunk, there's no reason that it should ever happen. Then again, the number of two or three time offenders I met was astonishing.

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

I can't believe the number of people I know who drive when they're drunk. I never do - if I get drunk on accident, I leave my car at the bar/party/whatever and take a cab home.

homosexual II, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

I thank you.

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

1. We have transportation problems. In the most urban areas of the US, it's not an issue

not really! even most urban areas have pretty shitty transit compared to asia/europe

iatee, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

true, I think by "the most urban" I probably mean like 20 square blocks in the US, total, combined between all states

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

haha yeah i was gonna say too

iatee has been otm

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

bump

iatee, Friday, 4 March 2011 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

I am curious what the stats are w/r/t DUIs and class, w/ the other variables isolated.

cause it's not like rich people don't get DUIs, and when it comes to fines/lawyers/etc. it's generally going to be less of a burden for them. (which is why fines should be adjusted to income.)

― iatee, Friday, March 4, 2011 5:04 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

gonna try to look this up later

iatee, Friday, 4 March 2011 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

bump

No thanks, but I'll take a drink.

styrofoam for pancger management (Michael White), Friday, 4 March 2011 22:11 (fifteen years ago)


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