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In the other vending machine down the hall. Sweet plastic fake-cherry goodness. I will be on the toilet in 3 hours in excruciating pain, but I DO NOT CARE (beacuse that will be the fault of the Fiesta Taco Salad I had for dinner last night).

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

bit off the ends, and drink coke or slurpee through it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course! I never thought to do it with a Slurpee, tho! That almost seems like too much goodness. Slurpees mess me up something fierce. I get 3-hour-long ice-cream headaches if I scarf down a BIG GULP-sized Slurpee too quickly.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god - I love Twizzlers! I'm so pleased the Australia/Canada/New Zealand/South Africa shops merged into one so that I discovered this joyous treat!

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

icee, slush puppy, whatever.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Less fat than a Hostess Fruit Pie, too! 455 calories, only 35 from fat! (The fruit pie was to the south-southwest of the Twizzlers, FYI.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/183566.jpg

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i love pull 'n' peel twizzlers. i can't find them anymore!

― jody von oy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

They abound over here! I used to like them because they were different even if I didn't like them, but now I just stick to the original.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/edimages/AV6117.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh. disgusting. (TWO XOPST

reg twizzlers aren't terrible. the best were those twizzlebits or whatever thye were callde. v v good, v v good indeed. worst : pull n peel. fucking sick. ugh. ugh. why did you have to mention those.

― senational silk, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

because they're great

― jody von oy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

remember these?

http://www.bulkfoods.com/pictures/2622_red_super_ropes.jpg

takes me back to my t-ball/little league days

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

NIBS'r OK:
http://www.boomerweb.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/licorice_nibs.JPG

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Swizzler's licorice bits are better.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The problem with Twizzlers is that they don't exactly melt in your mouth but come apart too easy so you always end up half-choking on the little bits.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you mean Switzer? It's born again!

I am a red vines gal myself. They don't taste like plastic & they're also missing those pesky hydrogenated oils.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

My mother had Red Vines in California and says she prefers Twizzlers.

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I dislike Twizzlers. When I was 6 or so, there were commercials on TV that had disembodied floating lips eating Twizzlers and smiling. "Makes your mouth happy", the slogan went. I interpreted this as meaning that Twizzlers had a chemical that WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR LIP MUSCLES SMILE. So when I actually tried Twizzlers for the first time, the heartbreak from this betrayal was STAGGERING. Plus they tasted nasty.

― latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

those lips scared me

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

There certainly were a lot of creepy ad campaigns in the 80's.

― latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

as opposed to now with our electroshock moolattes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah Switzer! they don't make em any longer, huh?

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

as opposed to now with our electroshock moolattes.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), March 30th, 2005.

well there's a difference between creepy and just nastily garish.

― latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

they just started remaking them!!!
xpost

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

nine years pass...

please take note

http://www.hersheys.com/twizzlers/images/twizzlers/products/mixed_berry.png

^^^this right here is a bullshit candy and will give you zero percent of that Twizzlers satisfaction

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 01:59 (eleven years ago)

fuck you, Twizzlers bites

you are a fucking garbage candy unworthy of the Twizzlers name

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 01:59 (eleven years ago)

"hey Frank I put some foul tasting garbage into the coextrusion press what should I call it"

"I don't know Ted how about Twizzlers Bites?"

"good one Frank. let's always be fuckin assholes together"

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:02 (eleven years ago)

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