Ken Stott Is Playing In My House

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there are lots of police cars and stuff out back of my house, and about ten lorries out front, with a great camera crane on the pavement.

they seem to be filming a 'finding the body' scene for the popular serial killer series 'messiah'.

it's quite exciting.

N_RQ, Thursday, 31 March 2005 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was an LCD soundsystem version of...
http://accordion-store.com/kensmith/images/excelsior.jpg

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 31 March 2005 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

now they have panda cars going up and down the streets with sirens and shit. policemen smoking fags and looking pensive in my house.

N_RQ, Thursday, 31 March 2005 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Shout out of the window that his interpretation of Willy Loman was fantastic!

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Thursday, 31 March 2005 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you sure it isn't Marcello Carlin?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 31 March 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

'So I screamed, "DON'T TRY IT in my house, my house."'

BARMS, Thursday, 31 March 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i had pondered that. maybe 'messiah 4' (or whatever it is) (the production team dropped us a note) (one of them asked me if a bmw near the corpse-discovery location was mine)(haha it wz carlin's of course!) will be subtitled 'blog patrol'. maybe markelby gonna get chopp. perhaps simon reynolds will be the chief of police.

N_RQ, Thursday, 31 March 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
well ken stott is filming retakes tomorrow evening at my house -- MAH HOUSE

N_RQ, Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Bruce Willis is just playing in my Chinatown grocery store. He is handcuffed to Mos Def!

And my just bumped into PETER BOWLES.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

("my parents")

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
in the basement

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Sunday, 28 August 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

This Messiah thingie is on TONIGHT! Enrique, how will we recognise your house?

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

and what fun that was.

i keep hoping his brothers, donald and davey, will join him in his Se7en-esque adventures...

koogs (koogs), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

And you didn't take a photo, or get an autograph? Are you mad? Don't you look at what these things sell for on eBay???!?!?!?

minx, Thursday, 1 September 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

ah, well. they didn't use everything they shot, but basically, the two naked corpses hanging upside down? that was by my house.

shitty, exploitative, sub-low-sub-'cracker' piece of shit programme.

N_RQ, Thursday, 1 September 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

who?

dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 1 September 2005 09:44 (twenty years ago)

is it deliberate, in 'messiah', that you know *absolutely nothing* about the 'tec, or is it just shitty writing?

N_RQ, Thursday, 1 September 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

No, he used to have a deaf wife who used to be Lynn Gretsky (sp?) in 24. That was it as far as personal life/back story seems to have gone in the last three outings of this crap. It was immensely shitty writing throughout though. I have no idea why I watched it.

He should take a better hand in the recruitment of the staff at that police station though. That's two out of four killers he's got that have worked with him. Total pish, and three hours of my life I'll never get back.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

the ending was also identical to the ending of Silent Witness that was on in the same timeslot two weeks earlier.

(luckily i was doing something else at the same time do i don't need a refund 8)

deaf wife was michelle thingy (forbes?) who also used to be Ensign Ro in star trek.

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

like, this random mortician knew all about how to kill with/procure/handle BEEZ like that? and, oh, everything else.

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

weeiiird epilogue.

saturday night, about 2am.

at n_rq towers, which backs on to a nature trail that used to be a railway line, a bloodcurdling (male) scream is heard. now, we've been in london for a year, so have leanred to ignore that sort of thing. but we heard more of it and decided to call the cops, just to let them know like. we had been weatching 'manhunter'.

so they said they'd sent a car.

meantime, srabbling aound outside was a TORCH. with, presumably, someone holding it. this is seconds from where the corpses were found in 'messiah'. and THEN, a car turns up on the path (a virtually unprecedented event), right under our bedroom window. the driver leaves on the headlights, gets out, and starts beating around in the dirt with a stick. after a few minutes, off he fucks. w, and indeed, tf.

eventually we figure the copx0rz have arrived, so we go outside to tell them about the car. there are loads of them, dogs are on the way, and they say that since they arrived THEY heard horrible, bloodcurdling, etc, FEMALE screams.

b-ut, they seemed to find nothing and went home after a bit.

N_RQ, Monday, 5 September 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Bruce Springsteen is playing at my house!

Hello Everyone!, Friday, 30 May 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

He sounds like later period Pulp!

Hello Everyone!, Friday, 30 May 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hello! I thought of you when I was looking at dumb TfL website to check for Central Line shenanigans and saw about the Bruce Stringbean.

suzy, Friday, 30 May 2008 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

He's playing irish jigs now

Hello Everyone!, Friday, 30 May 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Bruce Springsteen is playing at my house again!

Hello Everyone!, Saturday, 31 May 2008 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

He sounds like later period Pulp again!

Hello Everyone!, Saturday, 31 May 2008 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

are we talking The Night That Minnie Timperley Died, This Is Hardcore or Sunrise here, dude

Just got offed, Saturday, 31 May 2008 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know:/ Not This is Hardcore

Hello Everyone!, Saturday, 31 May 2008 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

The song he is playing now sounds like a cross between the verse of Do You Remember the First Time and the 'You're shit and you know you are' song

Hello Everyone!, Saturday, 31 May 2008 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

So by "late-period Pulp" you actually mean "period of Pulp when people actually knew them"...

Just got offed, Saturday, 31 May 2008 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

Oh no!

I mean he was playing songs that were like later period Pulp!

and then a little bit later he played a song that was from a period when people actually knew them and that it also sounded a bit like the you're shit and you know you are song

In a little while I expect the irish jig to reappear but I have headphones on now so I might have missed it!

Hello Everyone!, Saturday, 31 May 2008 21:03 (eighteen years ago)


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