For instance: why the hell do folks restocking the TP put the rolls in backwards, so you have to reach under and BEHIND the roll to pull, instead of just having the stuff right there to grab?
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm also wondering why some folks in my workplace treat the stalls like most folks treat the stalls in the McDonald's on Broadway.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link
Maybe I shd make a distinction between OFFICE RESTROOM and NON-OFFICE RESTROOM.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
at work i go in to take care of business and the seat's down and is sprayed with piss! like they set one of those clown head sprinklers in there and let it go, except it sprinkles piss. "these are fucking adults!" i said out loud to no one. ugh.
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link
I am having a difficult time parsing this. How do you use your hand to urinate with your penis?
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link
How do you think he was managing to piss at such an angle, Dan?
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link
At the last Bulls game I went to, there was a guy peeing in the trash receptical in the bathroom.
― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― absolutego (ex machina), Saturday, 2 April 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― moley, Saturday, 2 April 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Remy Ulysses Fitzgerald (x Jeremy), Saturday, 2 April 2005 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link
2 - Don't take 10 minutes to do a bump in the stall, butterfingers, and I laugh if you bring your homie and get immediately busted, mr. four feet. Fuck your flaps, rookie, just use a baggie and your car key so you can do it anywhere you want.
3 - NO PUKING IN THE SINK YA FUCKIN BURNOUT
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 2 April 2005 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link
My biggest loo dilemma is always: what to do when the phone rings when I'm sat on it. It usually happens at least once a day at work, and I've still never really been sure what the best thing I do is.
(usually: ignore it, then when I get back to my desk look who called, and go to find them. It's the best solution I can think of, but it still seems rude somehow)
― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 2 April 2005 07:11 (nineteen years ago) link
i got really weirded out at work one day when i heard the HR lady talking on her phone in the toilet. it made me wonder what other things she does in the toilet, and what toilet-related particles have come in contact with my personnel file.
― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 April 2005 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link
(plus, I have a mobile too)
― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 2 April 2005 09:20 (nineteen years ago) link
I have no idea what this means.
― The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 3 April 2005 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 3 April 2005 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― ai lien (kold_krush), Sunday, 3 April 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Richard C (avoid80), Sunday, 3 April 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 3 April 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sara Sherr, Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― GARU G, Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link
I thought you meant jazz-mags at first...
― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― ai lien (kold_krush), Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link
Ai lien! I thought that I was the only one who did this.
I learned it from the cleaning crew of Fitzgerald's in Tunica.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 3 April 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link
-- GARU G (GARU...), April 3rd, 2005 4:35 PM.
at what angle did this occur?
― Amon (eman), Monday, 4 April 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 4 April 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― ai lien (kold_krush), Monday, 4 April 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link
dual xpost
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
An open letter to the disgusting fucker on my floor who never flushes the toilet after taking a crap:
Hi. Yeah you. You know who you are, you filthy little bitch (and I don't say that in a good way) - would it really be so much to ask that once you're finished evacuating your bowels that you flush the fucking toilet so the rest of us don't have to walk - always unsuspecting and sometimes with our mouths open - into the heinous stench you have so kindly left for us, wondering to ourselves 'DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK DIED IN HERE TWO YEARS AGO, SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE, CAN'T BREATHE.... DYING....'????? It doesn't take much, really... You finish, you wipe (I assume you wipe.. oh god), you stand up, readjust your clothing, turn around, depress the handle put there SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT PURPOSE AND NO OTHER and flush. You can even lift your little leg up and step on it for all I care. Just do it. Of all the unpleasant things I have to deal with during the workday, this really takes the shit cake. You win the big turd prize. A-number one. You go girl. Just please, for fuck's sake, when you DO, FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET.
Thank you.
-- luna (luna_cee...), February 13th, 2004 9:14 AM.
PS: Please also wash your hands. The thought that you may not, and then you touch the same door handle I do, therefore transferring your shit particles onto my unsuspecting hand as I walk out the door gives me nightmares - and also forces me to re-wash my hands when I get back into the office, and for fuck's sake, lady, it's winter, they're getting chapped.
You gross bitch.
-- luna (luna_cee...), February 13th, 2004 9:16 AM.
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link
As I, alas, certainly won't reach them great British isles in this lifetime, or most probably evah, I therefore use the chance to try and decrease my impoliteness quotient, and all bad w&c-karma thereof, by instantly heading for the toilet where, once inside, standing next to the tp roll, I'll pronounce loud & clear - "Hey, nice cock, Martin!";)
*goeth & pisseth with profusion*
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link