sausage party!!!

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so it's comin' up on BBQ season again and i wanna know who enjoys grilling sausages and how you enjoy to grill them and what kind you enjoy to enjoy.

pretty much all last summer i was hooked on "sicilians" from a local euro-butchery. they're spicy and awesome (and way spicier than the spicy italians)! but i've started going to this place just down the block, this butcher what offers rabbit, duck, chicken etc sausages. (+ lots of game meats, homemade patés & terrines etc etc). i've only tried the chicken sausages but they were delightfully seasoned.

also there's a place nearby, apparently awesome, called "chez vito," where my friend is going to take sausage-making lessons. so those should be good.

SAUSAGE PARTY!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 April 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Kangaroo sausages!

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 29 April 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

NO THX

― Amon (eman), Friday, 29 April 2005 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Honey lamb and rosemary saussies... mmm yum.

And remember never to prick them!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 April 2005 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

But I tht if you didn't they would all straighten out an de-linkify

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 29 April 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Smoked kiolbasa sausages are really good. Actually, being where I am geographically with the immigrant history it has, I'm more used to Polish-style and Mexican-style sausages than any other kind of sausage. (But I wouldn't grill any Mexican-style sausage -- that's for scrambling up with eggs and/or potatoes for breakfast!)

― Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 29 April 2005 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet, if you could get some sausages made from boar, those would be magnificent.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 29 April 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bnf.fr/enluminures/images/jpeg/i5_0080.jpg

― N_RQ, Friday, 29 April 2005 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

tis all about chopping them in half length ways, with a bit of one half left so you can flatten them and cook em like patties, thjey cooj through much more quickly and evenly.

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 29 April 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

while googling "sausage party" (i was expecting this thread to be about a gay orgy) I found this:

sausage cheese rolls:
http://www.schwartz.co.uk/assets/Cheesy-Sausage-Rolls.jpg

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

is that supposed to be weird?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

no, its supposed to be awesome and i want one.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

tis all about chopping them in half length ways, with a bit of one half left so you can flatten them and cook em like patties, thjey cooj through much more quickly and evenly.

But they're not as fun to bite into then!

I want to go to this new pizza place that open up in town because they make their own sausage there.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Boil bratwurst (preferably Vollwerth's) in water, salt, beer, and onions.
2. Remove bratwurst, discard boiling materials.
3. Grill bratwurst over screamingly hot coals.
4. Serve on toasted bun with one or more of the following: sauerkraut, mustard, cheese, onions.
5. Die of happiness.

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: if you happen to be able to find Vollwerth's "Sauna Makkara" Ring Bologna, you're a very, very lucky person. This does not require grilling, but rather cooking over sauna rocks while you sauna with your crew.

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

do you only invite dudes, slocki?

i eat tofu pups and any tofurkey products. i'm lame.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

tofu = the devil's penis cheese. i hate it so much.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That was gross...and hilarious.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

an earlier revision involved hitler's taint and a scraper.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

slocki, im so sorry.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I missed it, but has anyone said

MMM GIRTHY!?

― Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

My ex-co-worker drums for a faux-gay faux-German metal band with a tune called "Sausage Party."

http://pinksteel.org/about.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to eat lots of tofu, until I found seitan, which absorbs flavor better, and it's less fattening. I'll bet you could make really good seitan sausages.

― same old shit (dymaxia), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to eat lots of tofu, until I found seitan

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

seitan's penis cheese.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i invite dudes & ladies! it's quite a scene.

i used to score my sausages, what a mistake!

should i really not prick them? i have to train myself not to do this.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

no pricks at a sausage party

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 30 April 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ten years pass...

this looks so so so so so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VoNgLnjzVg

― ulysses, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:45 (ten years ago)

gonna sell a lot of "ironic" tickets

― ulysses, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:46 (ten years ago)

I don't think people like buying ironic tickets to movies that are trying to be stupid already.

― Evan, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:50 (ten years ago)

i dunno, the first comments on the reddit thread are:

[–]leonryan 3864 points 20 days ago
there's going to be a really unsettling sex scene between that hot dog and that bun.
[–]my_dog_is_on_fire 1472 points 20 days ago
You just know it.

― ulysses, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:52 (ten years ago)

Well, the movie is trying to imply that though.

― Evan, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:54 (ten years ago)

[–]IWantToBeAProducer 1875 points 20 days ago
100% guarantee I'll see some news story about a parent to sees the poster without knowing what it is, and taking their small children to see it.
It's going to be the South Park Movie all over again.
I love it.
permalinksavereportgive goldreply

― Evan, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:55 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NkUBD4W.png

― ulysses, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:56 (ten years ago)

Despite that, I don't think the stoner-Apatow crew is suffering much backlash despite their cliches at this point. For instance that reddit thread seems pretty psyched about it overall.

― Evan, Monday, 4 April 2016 21:02 (ten years ago)

this looks p funny to me

― Οὖτις, Monday, 4 April 2016 21:09 (ten years ago)

granted I thought "This is the End" was one of the best comedies of the last 30 years.

― Οὖτις, Monday, 4 April 2016 21:09 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

thought rogen was whiney here

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-08/11/20/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane01/sub-buzz-14183-1470961369-1.jpg

― jaymc, Saturday, 13 August 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)

this was uneven, though the last half hour was one of the funniest things I've seen all over. First half over fairly predictable humor wise, and tries to get too much mileage out of the "we're cartoons but we're SWEARING and being SEXUAL and also we're FOOD" angle. once it goes full-on absurd it finds its stride.

― Neanderthal, Saturday, 13 August 2016 19:28 (nine years ago)

supposedly the trailer/s have deliberately kept The Best Stuff out. smart move. is there a thread for this proper?

― piscesx, Sunday, 14 August 2016 20:33 (nine years ago)

i saw the clip of the foods having an orgy and it was one of the most revolting things ive ever seen in my life, so theres that

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Sunday, 14 August 2016 20:44 (nine years ago)

summer 2016: the summer of food fucking

http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/devour-aims-heat-things-frozen-food-aisle/305249/

― maura, Sunday, 14 August 2016 21:02 (nine years ago)

i want no part of that

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 15 August 2016 17:17 (nine years ago)

My friend texted from the theater today that they had signs up all over stressing this is not a kids film.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 August 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/d/db/Asses_of_fire.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20100910230535

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 15 August 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)

i highly enjoy juvenile humor with copious profanity so I was pretty pleased overall, but yeah, the orgy scene was kinda much even for me. I wish I had bothered to look up ahead of time who all the voices were, the actors weren't listed until the end and the only ones I caught while watching the movie were Rogen, Hill, Cera, Wiig, Kroll and Craig Robinson.

― evol j, Monday, 15 August 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)

Everything I've seen about this movie makes its seem like it's more "dark" than "silly swearing food" thing, which doesn't sound nearly as fun to me

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 15 August 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)

kinda seems like it's gonna blow my mind about religion too

on the climactic-orgy front tho i am a big fan of perfume so it could go either way

― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 15 August 2016 20:57 (nine years ago)

Is there a link to the orgy clip anywhere? My 12-year-old really wants to go see this and my wife seems to think "oh it's all lols". We're usually like "sure whatever, kid" but the impression I've been getting from people's reactions is that this is pretty intensely porny.

― how's life, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)

so this? but with sausage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQkt5pAL9-Q

― piscesx, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:03 (nine years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/gunp2jo
this is not all lols

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 15 August 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)

^ guy illicitly filming in the theater says incredulously "dude look at this shit!"

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 15 August 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)

the excitement suggested by the exclamation point in that video title makes me :(

― 0 / 0 (lukas), Monday, 15 August 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)

as well it should; i feel bad for having watched that

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 15 August 2016 21:16 (nine years ago)

Gracia forksclovetofu.

― how's life, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)

interesting stuff in the comments

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film/sausage-party-directors-conrad-vernon-greg-tiernan-making-2016s-outlandish-animated-film-142425.html

― piscesx, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:25 (nine years ago)

I hope the Isley Bros. got a handsome check for that.

― a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 August 2016 21:28 (nine years ago)

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/la-et-mn-sausage-party-animation-uproar-20160816-snap-story.html

Some artists who worked on “Sausage Party,” a computer-animated comedy produced by Annapurna Pictures and released by Sony Pictures, have alleged that they were denied overtime pay, pushed to hit unrealistic production goals and stripped of their credits for complaining about work conditions at Vancouver, Canada-based Nitrogen Studios in order to meet the movie’s thrifty $19-million budget.

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)

https://66.media.tumblr.com/c1f986f1a1a2b0a574e764f6d0c7c76c/tumblr_obw36vweku1qb01n4o1_1280.jpg

― 龜, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 12:22 (nine years ago)

Do they ever say "sauseeg" in this movie?

― how's life, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 13:20 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

Dunno what this was exactly, but it definitely wasn't good

― Οὖτις, Saturday, 3 December 2016 23:27 (nine years ago)

Nonsensical premise fueled entirely by a single joke. not exactly a parody of pixar films. Tons of borderline racist stuff. A couple funny gags.

― Οὖτις, Saturday, 3 December 2016 23:31 (nine years ago)

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