Should the "Runaway Bride" be punnished?

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yes. no. who is she?

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

depends

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

She should be punished by having someone hide her meth.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, right. yeah, i like her. she seems like a good solutions person.

xpost.

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.virtualsalt.com/cpsbook.jpg

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

making a bigger problem solves a problem?

anyway, yeah, thanks american media. there's bigger fish to fry but we get this, michael jackson, da pope, terri schiavo, etc.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

that is such a goofy photo.

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

stencil i am being 'sarcastic'. i want to make it clear that i do not in any way condone fake kidnappings as a viable problem solutions vehicle.

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

they should punish her by making her GIANT FUCKING FREAKY EYES even bigger

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

screw that website

http://www.leadingbrand.org/images/carradine.jpg

TOMBOT, Monday, 2 May 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.interactivetools.com/staff/dave/damons_office/IMG_7808.JPG

that's all i gotta say about that.
m.

msp (mspa), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

a nice thing would be if she went back to school to become a counsellor for actual kidnapping victims.

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

She should be FUNished via mock-actual-kidnapping involving mimes, sangria, and a whole lotta NERF.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooh, I know some guys who tried to do that in college. They almost got expelled.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/050502/tdy_sanders_bride_050502.275w.jpg

Why, oh why do you suppose that she radically postponed her wedding to this guy?

Maybe someone told her that John Daly is currently single.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 2 May 2005 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/01/wilbanks.found/index.html

Duluth residents, including some of the 150 volunteers who had helped search for Wilbanks, had a mixed reaction to her return.
"We were all disappointed, maybe a little embarrassed," said the Rev. Alan Jones, who was to have performed the wedding.

disappointed that she wasn't found dead in the woods....?

diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Monday, 2 May 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

this is the part that got me:

Wilbanks was scheduled to get married Saturday in front of 600 guests....in a swank ceremony with 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 2 May 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I know one guy who definitely thinks she should be hunted down like a dog:

http://www.ambergnat.com/archives/images/btj.jpg

Scott CE (Scott CE), Monday, 2 May 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

is that the Dance Commander?

Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Monday, 2 May 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I sincerely doubt that Sheriff Buford T. Justice has ever given out the orders for fun.

Scott CE (Scott CE), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't even know who the Dance Commander is, but that's gotta be the best job title I've heard in the last three minutes.

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

they should punish her by making her GIANT FUCKING FREAKY EYES even bigger
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/idhitit.jpg

Thermo "They" Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 May 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

obv she was just off looking for more E

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 2 May 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

what a fackin moran

()ops (()()ps), Monday, 2 May 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

It would be awesome, if we could dance. It would be awesome, yeah.

sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Monday, 2 May 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Dan nailed it.

RS_LaRue (RSLaRue), Monday, 2 May 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

*sighs* It would've been SO nice if this thread had stuck to being a serious one.... There are so many issues to discuss here, SERIOUS ones, ones that actually kinda do matter, and, well... talk about the window closing.

Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Never mind. Temporarily forgot which forum I was in.

*sighs again*

Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

What, are you new or something?

xpost

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

"She kidnapped herself, man"

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Why don't you go ahead and talk about them then? I fail to see the serious issues involved here, actually, besides this being no one's damn business. The woman is an adult, she's allowed to disappear.

Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 03:54 (nineteen years ago) link

What, are you new or something?

Seriously. The thread title isn't even spelled correctly! This is not a "serious" forum!

Ok, Serious Issues, Douchebag:
* first and foremost: should she be punished as a criminal? (obvious answer: no. let's stick to rapists and murderers, ok? Let it be known that anyone that disagrees with me is in favor of a police state.)
* should the family donate the reward to the PDs and volunteers that looked for her? (well...no. the family that offered the reward had nothing to do with her disappearance. if anyone's offering anything, it should be the runaway bride, not her parents)
* which begs the next question: should the RB be fiscally responsible for what she did? (maybe. she definitely didn't do anything criminal (and those that would say that she did aren't people to (a) be taken seriously and (b) be allowed to hold any public office EVER), though she did do something incredibly irresponsible that cost people time and money. So we'll say: Money? ok; jail time? absolutely not.

x-post Allyzay is correct. Allyzay rulez.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

The following quotes are from a mailing list I belong to that is devoted to the cause of finding missing persons (FYI to those pedants out there -- some of the posts are rife with spelling/punctuation errors):

"She has taken any ground gained to insure that missing persons get the exposure and the search efforts underway. She may cause the next missing person to not get the attention the case deserves. She should at the least be required to pay the man hours for the search she caused."

"I sure hope someone presses charges. She had local police, FBI and surrounding agencies involved. As far as I am concerned she is selfish and immature. She needs to understand that she has added to skepticism of other cases where police may not believe the next missing to search that way. There is an element of harming future true victims."

"how about filing a false report, obstruction of justice, and covering the costs of all the searchers and police man hours spent looking for her? I was so excited when I heard she was okay, thats why I started this thread...Sure I'm glad she's okay, but what about the cases that NEED this attention?

I want to know why a 'bride to be' case gets more national coverage then a missing child. I know its all based on emotions and ratings too, but what about the others who are legitmately missing, that desperately need some attention?

Yes, its great she's fine, but she needs to be held accountable so others won't try the same stunt when they get cold feet.

I'm getting married next june. If I get cold feet, I'll tell everyone thats exactly what happened...not make up a ruse so I don't disappoint people.

So now...they are all traumatized, and disappointed? arghhh."

"Its cases like this that causes Law-Enforcement not to take legit missing person adult cases seriously..Therefore losing valuable time,sometimes evidence,and sometimes a life is lost..

We as a company that deals with missing persons every day are very angry and upset with the way things are being handled..Dont get us wrong,we are thrilled this young lady is alive and wasnt a victim..We are happy that her Family and Friends wont have to endure the pain and suffering of having a missing loved one:Who are never found or missing for months and years only to be found murdered..

But its our opinion: Yes,this lady made several mistakes and wasnt thinking clearly..All because she didnt want to face the cold hard facts about her life and the direction it was going..She couldnt bring herself to be honest and trust in her Family and Friends to give her sound advice no matter what the issues might be..But she ran and made things worse when she lied about her disappearence..

Now its like a pity party: Poor me,just look at my life and the position I am in, isnt it a mess!!!!

When in reality: There are several young ladies in the world that would love to be in her position and wouldnt act like a spoiled brat..

Even now look at the media coverage she is getting,its not deserving of so much attention or thought..When there are true victims out there that needs their story told nation wide,to help generate leads that might solve the case...

[We] say: once she made the statement that she had been abducted which turned out to be a false statement..She broke the law and she should face charges!!She should pay for her mistakes and the hardships she caused in some way..The law is the law and people in the past have been charged with making a false statement,taken to court found guilty and a sentence for that crime was given...So why is this case being treated differently??

If nothing else: She should be made to pay some type of restitution..This money should go to funds that help find the missing..The sum of money she should pay:no less than $5,000.00 and no more than $10,000.00..

This might help her learn a valuable lesson and it might make others think twice before they make a false statement about being abducted..Something should be done!!!

Its hard enough getting true missing person cases fast reactions from law-enforcement and the media to reach out to the public..The more false cases like this that surfaces is going to make things harder and some might take things fore-granted..This might lead to a legit missing persons case to be labeled questionable,so resoruces and reaction times are slower...

This young lady who broke the law:Isnt even getting a slap on the wrist...

Why should the law think that her embaressment is punishment enough?"

"I agree...confused and scared about a wedding is no reason to break several laws...and hurt cases that really NEEDED this kind of media exposure. She should be charged with giving a false statement to a peace officer, filing a false report, and reckless endangerment or a similar charge for having so many officers search remote locations for her. Then she should have to see a roll call of all the
missing persons cases that the poor families are BEGGING for anyone to notice. How did she get 6 hours
coverage early this morning on CNN...when most missing persons cases get 2 mins? The wedding? So what, I'm getting married too, as our thousands of other women.

She needs to apologigize, face a few charges, and maybe do community service. Because some girl will
hear this story someday, and copycat her actions because this girl got away with it. There should be consequences.

That said, I don't hate her. I'm just mad, and wish she'd be shown all the cases that might be solved if they got 6 hours uninterrupted air time too."

Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Long story short -- what this woman did was incredibly selfish and tied up resources that could've been devoted to finding someone who was TRULY abducted or missing under suspicious circumstances. From the man-hours the police and FBI spent toward searching for her to the amount of time spent on covering the story on a grand national scale, all of that attention was wasted. And on what? Just because she got "cold feet"? It's not a bad thing to get cold feet, really. But the only way to handle that is just to tell one's fiance(e) and family.

I do think she should be charged with making a false statement to police at least, and be made to pay restitution not only for the amount of monetary resources devoted toward searching for her but also toward some sort of missing persons' charity, e.g. the NCMEC (National Center for Missing and Exploited Children).

And as for the joke-making -- yes, I'm aware that the bulk of what goes on in this forum is joke-making, but sometimes it gets to the point where hardly anything on here ISN'T joke-making, and I would like to have a break from that. Maybe that's because I myself can't be purely lighthearted to save my life. I'm not sure. But... there are so many things that COULD be said about things that DON'T get said because they DO end up disappearing in this big sea of nonstop wisecrackery.

Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

("Ooh, look at how the 'douchebag' completely killed the thread.")

Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

you make very good points. and you're not a douchebag, i usually think of that as something only men can be.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

There are so many issues to discuss here, SERIOUS ones, ones that actually kinda do matter

right, and yet about 2 hours ago you were having a laugh writing backwards on a thread about human rights violation in china. it's a question of perspective.

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:07 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, i believe julia roberts should be punished. and richard gere.

but not before gary marshall.

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link


My god. I don't think a woman would 'run away' like that for no reason whatsoever. Maybe someone or something drove her to do it. Maybe she felt like she was losing her mind. What moralistic bullshit we have here.

you work for kay (dymaxia), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:52 (nineteen years ago) link


I mean, those statements from the mailing list are so schoolmarmish.

you work for kay (dymaxia), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Aaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!

How did this become international news?

I don't care if she's punished! I don't care about any of it at all. It doesn't concern me. It doesn't concern anyone except the people immediately affected.

Cable TV news must be killed.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link


How did this become international news?

I'm not sure. It's baffling. One thing you can say, the international (non-US) sources take a less biased view of the whole thing.

you work for kay (dymaxia), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 06:32 (nineteen years ago) link

allyzay is right. obv the woman should be fined for lying to police, but as for all the ppl going "oh we've got to teach this horrible woman a lesson, what a spoiled brat she is, she's made a mockery of the system etc etc etc," give me a fucking break! what is this, the 1690s? shut up and mind your own fucking business already.

and i love how the self-righteous twerps on that mailing list inexplicably act like it's this woman's fault that this story was chosen by the press to be this week's "pointless human interest story that no one cares about."

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Big Punn

Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

She's obviously got some fairly major issues that none of us know about and none of us should pass any judgment on, and quite frankly the fiscal concerns and the people-who-were-once-concerned-but-are-now-pissy should shut the hell up, be glad that she wasn't actually cut to pieces and dropped in a river, and wait for the next human interest story.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

If someone ever threatens to kidnap me, I will just kidnap myself. It will be much more fun and involve lots of pizza.

Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Gwinnett County District Attorney Danny Porter said he has been flooded with more than 400 e-mails running 7 to 1 in favor of prosecution.

"There's a minority that believe that there should be no prosecution, and then there's the same number that believe I'm a relentless publicity hound," Porter said.

He would not say whether he plans to file charges.

Asked whether Wilbanks has expressed sorrow for her actions, Porter said, "Sometimes, I'm not sure she has the capability for remorse."

He continued: "I'm not even sure she really understands the magnitude of what happened here."

Porter said he knew as soon as he heard Wilbanks' story that the woman was lying, and said he was not persuaded she had come clean yet.

"There's something about the statement she gave today that doesn't ring completely true and, to tell you the truth, I think that her absorption with herself is so great that she just really doesn't understand what the consequences of what she did are," Porter said.

"She said that she never thought there would be a search for her. Well, that just doesn't make sense."

That's a douchebag.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Seems like the art of pretend forgetfullness....
haha i love it how anytime anything that has a remote possibility of being the BIG STORY happens locally cnn will milk that fucker dry. a couple of months ago the MANHUNT (which was sooo much more, um, riveting), now RUNAWAY BRIDE. the local media were going buckwild on this last week, the story that built thru out the week that they'd clearly settled on as the story by friday was that the fiance was (plz plz letitbe letibe) a new scott peterson. i'm guessing the latest turn in the media cycle is resentment over being denied that juicy proven soap opera to play out.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't like the "she wasted precious resources and here's the evidence" argument either, mostly because it's so fucking out of whack with all the shit that's going on in the world today. People getting pissed about 60k and giving this front-page coverage while this country's media turns a blind eye to so many actual atrocities seems fucking hilarious/tragic to me. Hell this story could probably be made into a remarkably sympathetic Time Out sort of film about how the pressures of a fucked-up society and its expectations of her caused this woman to lose it. But nope, we've got 60k and resources to worry about.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link

meaning that the issues behind her actions are far more interesting than wasting resources like dudes wandering around the woods with dogs. I can believe that people would look at the story and think, "Hope she's found", but how in the hell anyone outside of her immediate family and maybe the country treasurer would be PISSED about this is laughable.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 07:29 (nineteen years ago) link

OTM. Press charges on lying to police and leave it at that. Anything else is just being excessively punitive. Anyway, since when is it OK to let a bunch of angry people on message boards and call-in radio shows determine someone's legal fate?

sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 11:30 (nineteen years ago) link


That account clashes with what the FBI said the 32-year-old medical assistant told investigators after she surfaced late Friday in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

you work for kay (dymaxia), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

After just reading the account of the North Korean political prisoner on the other thread this woman is a nonentity in terms of news. Especially news that we should care about. But, you know, it's always easier to gossip about runaway brides and scott peterson killers than think that all of our Walmart crap is made by political prisoners in China.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

My "story to actually be angry about" would probably be Lynndie England getting convicted while her superiors get off scott free. From her direct superiors who suggested using dogs on the prisoners to Rumsfeld's vague dismissals of international agreements on human rights - it absolutely disgusts me that the U.S. gov't is happy to only hold those on the bottom of the totem pole accountable. Why aren't those people getting charged with anything?

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah i'm more angry about the fiasco that is the DoD's handling of abu grahib.

but, given that most local governments are getting fucked by dubya's tax cuts + unfunded mandates, i think it's more than the county treasurer that should be pissed about this waste of money.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I couldn't care less, but to the extent any resources were expended as a result of the coverage, I think CNN and Jonathan Klein should be sued.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

More incredibly stupid legal principles to follow

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

cnn is so bad now. ted turner would be rolling in his grave, if he were dead.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

You're not a douchebag Indian Summer; sorry about that. However, I agree with Gear! and kay: those comments from the mailing list sound like self-righteous scolding, not like genuine outrage nor like compelling arguments. And the idea that the police will be sceptical of any and all future kidnappings is the most patently ridiculous and self-serving argument I've ever heard. They're the POLICE. If anything, it's just another thing they'll take into consideration. And besides, Zaphod kidnapped himself years before the RB made it popular.

Also, to whoever said that it's not her fault that the media blew the whole thing out proportion: OTM.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

gwinnett county's a rightwing moneypit and sprawlville littered with speedtraps and the nearest steak and shake to athens, ga (the ONLY point remotely in it's favor). going into it towards atlanta on 316 there's still a big billboard with ronald reagan on it and 'GOD BLESS YOU MR. PRESIDENT - THE WORLD OWES YOU A DEBT OF GRATITUDE'. several years ago they blocked expansion of marta (atlanta's subway system) into it on the grounds that black people rode it. probably the biggest hit to their coffers came from pulling cops off of speedtraps. fuck gwinnett county.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

headline news has been unwatchable since lynne russell left.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

but what about the children, blount?!!?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

several years ago they blocked expansion of marta (atlanta's subway system) into it on the grounds that black people rode it.

Dude, easy. They're just more interested in more traditional, train-based transportation solutions. It's like you've got this knee-jerk hatorade just because they like all-white subways. Jeesh.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

(that was supposed to have an HTML-style "end Geir" tag, but ILx stripped it. The bastards.)

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

You need to use all-white tags.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link

The vile reactions to her re-appearance (people calling for jail time, a D.A. pretty much calling her a sociopath based on....what exactly?) are the real story here. She didn't hurt anyone except maybe the feelings of her fiance, who shouldn't take it personally because this woman was feeling some major societal pressures and just had a bit of a road trip, then made up some story because she felt stupid about it. Boo-hoo, deal with it, you'll forget about it when Fox News focuses on the next major atrocity of our time, like when some "rapper" questions our country's lily-white soul.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

She should be bitchslapped for being a lying manipulative dumbass girl. She gives other women a bad name. Stupid "word that starts with a C and ends with an unt."

Alma Faggoo, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, brilliant.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Should there be no criminal or civil penalties for making a false report to the police? How is this similar or different?

What law did she allegedly violate anyway? Giving a false statement to the police (in the course of one's own missing persons investigation, after one has been found, at which point would the investigation still be devoted to anything other than paperwork, like ensuring her continuin safety or well-being)?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

ah yes, the ol' attacking people who don't believe the same way you do, claiming they're strawman misogynists. always an effective strategy.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I try to avoid trivial, ubiquitous news stories, and am proud to say i have no idea what happened in this one. ("Runaway Bride" is also the title of a good book on screwball comedies.)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

This whole mixing up National Foreign policy with what a local DA's office's policy thing is making me laugh. We can and should do both right, folks. The anyone who doesn' agree with me is "insert epithet" is intellectual bullying beneath contempt.

Possible Punishments:

Isn't having your face on CNN for 3 days straight, punishment enough?

We're not the only board to be talking about this either. I'd be sick if I knew one of my dumb japes had caused me to be a subject of public comment. I definitely think that a DA's office needs the baility to prosecute people for filing false

Apparently the worst punishment would be to make her get married.

The DA should brandish the threat of prosecution and drop it and get on with bidness. She, on the other hand has some 'splainin' to do. I definitely believe that DA offices should have the ability to prosecute people for lying to the police but that they shouldn't press charges in most cases like this.

Morbius is right. My gf has that book.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Weird.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish that Soul Asylum song would get out of my head now.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I apologize for having offended anyone.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Everytime I see this thread title I think the person who doubled that final consonant should be punished.

and I think Ally was right upthread.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

all I'm really laughing about is the fact that the media's priorities are fucked. This case is of little concern to me.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

ultimately she's got splainin to do, of course, but she should only have to splain it to a few local officials and her family, not the entire country. And yeah, they should say something like, "We could prosecute you, make you pay for damages, etc", but obviously she's already had to deal with national humiliation and I'd say that's more than enough punishment.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

gwinnett county's a rightwing moneypit and sprawlville littered with speedtraps and the nearest steak and shake to athens, ga (the ONLY point remotely in it's favor). going into it towards atlanta on 316 there's still a big billboard with ronald reagan on it and 'GOD BLESS YOU MR. PRESIDENT - THE WORLD OWES YOU A DEBT OF GRATITUDE'. several years ago they blocked expansion of marta (atlanta's subway system) into it on the grounds that black people rode it. probably the biggest hit to their coffers came from pulling cops off of speedtraps. fuck gwinnett county.

OHHH TEEE EMMMMM

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

OTM seconded. "Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta" my black ass

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

For the record, I find it F*CKING INSANE that she is expected to pay anything. Did she ask to be searched for? If an adult wants to disappear, then that's their own prerogative. I am shocked that she has agreed to pay anything. Actually, I'm not shocked at all because people are stupid, but hopefully the courts will have a clear head about this.

There's more than a hint of Salem witch burning here. It reminds me of that staged event where a man supposedly proposes to a woman at a basketball game and she declines and then everyone wants to attack her.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

GOD BLESS YOU MR. PRESIDENT - THE WORLD OWES YOU A DEBT OF GRATITUDE'.
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thank you spencer.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Didn't she call home (or the cops) and say she'd been kidnapped? I don't know the timelime of this - how much time elapsed between the call and her being found, but that's where some of the feeling that she owes somebody money comes from.

nickn (nickn), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

the money-seeking is not a matter of the finances being recouped, but society's need for JUSTICE, goddammit. Someone has to PAY, in both senses of the word!

it's pretty stupid.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

(Anytime you can see completely around a person's iris, you know something freaky is up.

I call it the "Vanessa Williams Syndrome" or "VWS" for short.)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 6 May 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

My god. I don't think a woman would 'run away' like that for no reason whatsoever. Maybe someone or something drove her to do it. Maybe she felt like she was losing her mind. What moralistic bullshit we have here.

Hispanics Across America would beg to differ with your "she must have a good reason and anyway it did no harm" argument:

Wilbanks, whose three-day disappearance led to a nationwide search and a media sensation, initially told investigators she had been abducted by a Hispanic male and white woman with a handgun, a story that quickly unraveled...Her statement also did not specifically address her false claim that a Hispanic man had abducted her. But Fernando Mateo, the president of the group Hispanics Across America, backed down from his threat to protest outside her home, saying members were satisfied with her general apology. "Our purpose was not to crucify this woman but just to let the nation know they can't freely use the name 'Hispanic' in a stereotyping manner where Hispanics are perceived to be thugs and criminals," he said.

(but of course, she gets a free pass on this stuff because she's female, and so in your book, she must have had a good reason, right?)

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Nippon Q Q, Friday, 6 May 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link


Runaway bride update.... she says it was because she was not getting enough sex.

Friends said Mr Mason was once a "wild" guy who "dated a lot", but became a Christian and "born-again virgin" five years ago.

"He's been saving himself for the right woman," Andy Parsons said.

Ms Wilbanks' friends say that probably drove the marathon enthusiast to run from the altar.

In Ms Wilbanks' home town of Gainsville, girlfriends told The New York Post the 32-year-old woman had once enjoyed a very active social life, regularly dating men from a local gym as well as firemen.

Ms Wilbanks, who had breast implants before meeting Mason, "had lots of boyfriends," a friend said.

Yesterday, she said her cross-country jaunt had "nothing to do with cold feet."

"I cannot fully explain what happened to me last week," the runaway bride wrote in a rambling statement read by her pastor.

There were "a host of compelling issues which seemed out of control."

it's mashed potato time! (dymaxia), Saturday, 7 May 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link


(but of course, she gets a free pass on this stuff because she's female, and so in your book, she must have had a good reason, right?)

Wow, someone's on the rag. Right....females get 'free passes', muah-ha-ha-ha...

it's mashed potato time! (dymaxia), Saturday, 7 May 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

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broken down (noisemeltdown), Saturday, 7 May 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

if she wasn'te getting enough sex before, and he was saving himself for marriage, then why run away just before she's about to get the boffing of her life? maybe she realized she was repulsed by the idea of him crawling all over her new rack.

kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 7 May 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Company Announces Deal With Runaway Bride to Make a Movie About Her Life

The Associated Press

Jun. 16, 2005 - Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks made a deal with a company that is pitching a movie about her life to networks annoying officials who spent thousands of dollars searching for her.

ReganMedia, a New York multimedia company, told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution for a story in Thursday's papers it has acquired all media rights to the "life stories" of Wilbanks and her fiance, John Mason.

The company did not say whether any money had changed hands.

"I am looking forward to developing the scripted project with Wilbanks and Mason," company president Judith Regan said in a statement. "Theirs is an unexpected and compelling story of love and forgiveness that has certainly taught me a thing or two."

The 32-year-old bride-to-be disappeared from her Duluth home on April 26, four days before her wedding in a high-profile ceremony with 600 guests and 28 attendants.

She took a bus to Las Vegas and then Albuquerque, N.M., and claimed she was abducted and sexually assaulted, but later recanted, saying she fled because of unspecified personal issues.

Wilbanks pleaded no contest earlier this month to making a false statement and was sentenced to two years of probation and 120 hours of community service. She also was ordered to continue mental health treatment and pay the sheriff's office $2,550.

Duluth spent nearly $43,000 to search for her. Wilbanks has repaid $13,249.

"It's disturbing to me on a personal basis that she's willing to profit from this, but there's nothing I can do about it legally," said Gwinnett County District Attorney Danny Porter, who pursued charges against Wilbanks.

RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Thursday, 16 June 2005 10:17 (eighteen years ago) link


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