Question: "You had sex with animals?"

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Answer: "Absolutely"

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ALAN COLMES: "You had sex with animals?"

NEAL HORSLEY: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

ALAN COLMES: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NEAL HORSLEY: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

ALAN COLMES: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NEAL HORSLEY: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality...Welcome to domestic life on the farm...If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates, you might in fact have sex with it."

From Wonkette.com...

Omg – welcome to America, folks.

― you better believe it (you better believe it), Monday, 9 May 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Why was Hannity silent on this?

― Huk-L, Monday, 9 May 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 9 May 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, you have to admire the guy's practicality in that it's sex without worry of pregnancy, and therefore his anti-abortion stance remains without blemish.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"The sooner you realize we've been performing bestiality since we were children, the sooner you'll understand us rural types."

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 9 May 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell that to the dozens of fatherless Centaurs!

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― Huk-L, Monday, 9 May 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha... I'm guessing that he grew up on a farm?

― you better believe it (you better believe it), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

he = Hannity

― you better believe it (you better believe it), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Will bestiality be the issue that finally tears apart the Christian collective?

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

cuz that would rule

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'd tap that ass. No, really, I would."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"everybody know neigh means yes"

― $V£N! (blueski), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule

god I wish Bush said this

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Centaurs For Flat Tax!

― Huk-L, Monday, 9 May 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

therefore his anti-abortion stance remains without blemish.

Yes, but what about the no sex before marriage stance.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

What about when Laura Bush talked [joked?] about Georgey jerking off a horse at the White House Correspondents' Dinner??? I see a trend here...

― you better believe it (you better believe it), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

sheepfuxors to thread!

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

This issue is addressed quite beautifully over the first third of Before Night Falls, which basically goes "then I had sex with a dog, then I had sex with a cow, sometimes I poked a hole in the dirt and had sex with that, then I had sex with my cousin, then I had sex with loads and loads of guys, then I wrote some short stories, then they threw me in jail." Cuba and America, brought together once again!

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the thing in general is that having sex with animals is not really that unusual of a thing in the history of, well, men, anyway -- you get thirteen-year-old boys someplace isolated and near lots of appropriate domestic animals and it's probably going to happen. Nobody got all huffy when that kid in that movie fucked that pie.

Is this a specifically human behavior? I mean, I'm guessing not -- lots of animals will hump on inappropriate species, and if they had safe domesticated animals around they might do the same stuff. That's quite romantic, actually -- you don't put the moves on wild animals, obviously, but when that special bond develops between the domesticated beast and man...

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses against animals are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the elite detectives who investigate these viscious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Animal Victims Unit. These are their stories."

Sheep Meadow, Central Park. 10:06 PM.

DUCK: Quack.
MRS. DUCK: Quack quack.
DUCK: Quack.
MRS. DUCK: QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

[camera pans to a mule, naked and tied to a tree]

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco you are killing me

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Why was Hannity silent on this?

This was on Colmes' radio show, not the H&C tv show.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Won't somebody think of the centaurs!

― Huk-L, Monday, 9 May 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT POSTING THAT PICTURE AGAIN SO STOP FISHING

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 May 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

No more pond-based sex lives stories.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Monday, 9 May 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

viscous felonies.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

NOBODY COPYEDITS NABISCO

― i will strike you down (nabisco), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

try again.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

NOBODY COPYEDITS NABISCO IN THE CORNER

― The Ghost of Johnny Castle (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus christ i live right next to a farm! i'm gonna have to start locking my doors at night.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Vicious felonies = brutal ones.
Viscous felonies = lubricants were involved.
Viscious felonies = what happened to that poor mule?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean so far the scariest thing to happen was one day i walked out the back door to smoke a cigarette and there was a bull that had gotten loose standing there but i'm not taking any chances. xians are fucking disgusting!

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Who would name a cow Disgusting?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

odd story with this guy - goes to nam, comes back radicalized, joins anti-war movement, vague weathermen-like ties/efforts, very pro-marijuana, gets tired of life underground, finds god, becomes a pro-lifer, starts 'abortion abolitionist' magazine, more notably starts 'nuremburg files' website (now down?) listing abortion providers personal info - addresses, etc. - crossing out names triumphantly after said doctors have been assasinated. o and used to fuck animals.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

dan savage, rascal

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic or Dud: People who can't just think different stuff politely without turning every single thing they momentarily believe into some massive crusade to bother the rest of us.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 9 May 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Blount, your description of that guy reminds me a little of Dewar's Profiles.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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