Debunk Famous Myths About Men

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Just for balance sake. We're all equals at ILX

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

But all the myths about men are true.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeh.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigh. But what do I know? I'm irrational and complex.

― The Square Root Of Negative Two (kate), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

What, you're a man?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

men dont have penises after all, they have meat lances.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the Square Root Of Negative Two! Can you not read? I am both irrational *and* complex!

― The Square Root Of Negative Two (kate), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't even have to look at the name, let alone the email, I just knew who what message was from...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we debunk famous myths about specific men? Like that one about Marc Almond?

― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Ach, the only one I ever hoird was that one about how we men don't know where the clitorus is. I think I can vouch for myself there.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

What about Alexander the Great?

― The Square Root Of Negative Two (kate), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Clitheroe? It's in Lancashire, I think?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't expect Alexander the Great to know where Clitheroe is.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

A ha! There was a bit of the known world that Alexander the Great did not conquer, then! The Clitheroe! Well of course, he was gay after all, wasn't he?

― The Square Root Of Negative Two (kate), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, he was too busy taking his men up the Khyber.

doh x-post

― NickB (NickB), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy Clitheroe wasn't actually a small boy, he was a midget

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread got better

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy Krankie isn't actually a small boy, he's a sad hideously deformed middle-aged woman

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i can tell you're disappointed.

― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wouldn't be?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll be telling me next that Bernie Clifton didn't have a real ostrich.

― NickB (NickB), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

And Stu Francis never crushed a grape in his entire life

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

When asked if he'd ever ripped any tissue, he declined to comment.

― NickB (NickB), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Duncan Norvelle isn't actually gay

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

So did Sooty actually have sex with Sue, or what?

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

no but that Papa Smurf, boy i could tell you some stories.

― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet Sweep did, randy little bugger (xpost)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

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