Justin Lee Collins' voiceovers for in the adverts for Zoo magazine

Passing through the weights room in the gym yesterday where the Crazy Frog Axel F ringtone ad was in constant rotation, I thanked my stars that they haven't got around to installing TVs in the areas I actually use.

And as for Strictly Come Dancing on THREE - if BAFTA decided to create an award for Best Supporting Programme on a Digital Channel, SCDOT has taken the BBLB format and kicked it up a gear. I hated Justin Lee Collins when I first heard him on Xfm — mainly because he had four hours on a Saturday afternoon talking about women’s “norks” when Kevin Greening only had two (with, thankfully, norks not being the subject of his shows). Now, though, I love him. He may be the bastard child of Silent Bob and Jennifer Aniston, but that doesn’t stop him from being one of the most watchable presenters on British television at the moment. Tonight’s samba with Paul ‘Killer’ Killick had me in sheer hysterics, topped only by JLC’s attempt to conduct an interview immediately afterwards while still hyperventilating.

Or from a different source...

its hosted (quite often) by the crazed ramblings of Justin Lee Collins, its XFM DJ of a presenter.

Now he's the funniest man on TV. The ugliest one too mind but blimey. He comes from Bristol and dubs every celebrity a noun; The 'vorderman', the 'richard', the 'judy'; that sort of thing and has taken to downing glasses of wine in plastic cups half way through the 90 minutes.

TEH LUNATICS HAVE TAKEN OVER TEH ASYLUM.

This should be prefixed with "absolute" for full effect, I think

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/b64d051c3cba484170432378a2a46d0e8a7b2c38_m.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9567713/Justin-Lee-Collins-made-girlfriend-recount-every-sexual-encounter-for-notebook.html

URL probably undersells the story if anything

A party of schoolchildren on a field trip was sitting in the public gallery. Half left during the prosecution opening.

Worst field trip ever.

oddly similar but with added racism

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/comic-justin-lee-collins-made-ex-recount-sex-life-court-hears-8180191.html

looking forward to the comedy clip show on Viva presented by JLC and a rodent hand puppet in about 2016

Collins, sitting in the dock and wearing his trademark beard and long hair,

i hear he insists on going round like that 24/7 -- even in the bedroom, the sick fuck.

This is the story that keeps on giving:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19743729

And this is the helpful profile of himself, just in case you are unsure of him, and need to know what kind of happy-go-lucky sort of chap he is...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19741494

In more than 10 years on television and radio, Justin Lee Collins has garnered an image as a cheeky, happy-go-lucky funnyman who will try his hand at many other possible careers.

wifebeater, convict, etc

it's the "drinking bout with Alan Carr" detail that really makes the story I linked to. Being pushed into traffic would be a mercy.

I want Alan Carr to do a Quit Smoking audiobook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzNT1jph8pY

who will try his hand at many other possible careers.

parolee, jobseeker, streetsweeper, ex-celebrity who never gets called up to go on one of those talking heads nostalgia docus...

Found guilty as hell and let off with a slap on his misogynistic wrist: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19869630

Why are the BBC even wasting time quoting Max Clifford?

He said the seven-month relationship with Larke was "absolute hell". "I thought she loved me and was crazy about me," he said. "But it turned out only the second part was true."

not sure it's really worth his while trying out new material

maybe his replacement can host "bring back hanging"