Mena Suvari: BACK ON TEH MARKET

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NEW YORK - Mena Suvari has filed for divorce from cinematographer Robert Brinkmann, her husband of five years. The report by Us Weekly magazine was confirmed Wednesday by Suvari's publicist, Melissa Kates.

The statement said Suvari is claiming irreconcilable differences as the basis for her divorce petition, filed Tuesday.

Us Weekly said the court papers were filed in Los Angeles.

Brinkmann, 43, and Suvari, 26, eloped in March 2000 just after the actress had turned 21.

The couple met while working on the cheerleading comedy "Sugar & Spice." They recently collaborated on the upcoming "Standing Still," a film directed by Matthew Weiss.

Suvari's screen credits also include "American Beauty," two "American Pie" films and "Beauty Shop."

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/hbo/six_feet_under_premiere_photos/_group_photos/mena_suvari2.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet she woke up one morning, rolled over and realized, "OH SHIT, I'M MENA SUVARI! SEE YA"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

She probably got tired of that guy's shirt.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

She's looking amazing these days as a brunette.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It's tiring, yeah.

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― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

she probably realized her husband looked like a mix between David Arquette and Richard Edson, with a healthy dose of "douchebag".

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

plus he looks more like her father or some other old relatives than her husband.
http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

haw http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2336/MenaSuvari_Vespa_2062089_400.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet what broke them up was the guy constantly second guessing and questioning how the f*ck he ended up married to Mena Suvari and whether he was worthy.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know, he looks kinda smarmy. He probably started dating her when she was too young to know any better.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

more brunette pix plz

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Now, as a cinematographer, I looked to Mena Suvari as the attainable goal -- a minor starlet whose boobies everyone has seen. I was all like, "hey! the dork position in filmland CAN score chicks, rather than be a muttering gearhead forever!" Now, he is the punchline to the story, along the lines of, "Hey, Billy Joel got Christie Brinkley; Lyle Lovett scored Julia Roberts... Ugly niggaz can get bitches. Oh, they got divorced, didn't they? Oh well."

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

vile.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Would you like to see Mila Kunis"?

"Suvari much!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking Sides: Mira Sorvino vs Mena Suvari

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 May 2005 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

vs Marisa Tomei!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

vs Mary Steenburgen vs Madeleine Stowe?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

vs Mavis Beacon?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Mila's Hoomoos vs. Mena's Souvlaki

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 12 May 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

M.I.A. vs Lady Sovereign

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to mavis somebody's kunis.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

he's got a "i got some tight pussy!!" douchebag smirk on his face.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 May 2005 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

mena suvari is cute

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 12 May 2005 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

She is but where is her career? Kinda vanished.

― nathalie in a bar under the sea (stevie nixed), Thursday, 12 May 2005 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

WHat's the big deal with this Suvari lass? Okay, she's kinda nice, but no more so than the other billion faceless airbrushed stylised stylisted soon-to-be-B-listed Hollywood inhabitant, surely?>

Or is it cos she's indie and 4Real?

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Forehead Lass returns to the biggest war zone in the universe: The Dating Market.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Thursday, 12 May 2005 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone who's heard her contribution to the American Pie 2 audio commentary will know she's as thick as pig shit.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

she is kind of fish looking. like rose mcgowan.

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

there was an eeek inducing picture of m.s. in a celeb mag at the gym this morning - dead black pin straight hair with a pudding bowl fringe and flourescently rouged cheeks. kind of like kelly osbourne had been put on the rack and stretched a foot or so.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

message to love: overplucked eyebrows make you look cheap

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"the curse of 'American Apple Pie' strikes again: Lena Suvari has flown the coop..."

― Jackie Harvey, Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe their "irreconcilable difference" was her gigantic forehead.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the correct term is fivehead.

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't get the mena suvari love. she has reptilian facial features and man hands.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

her teeth are weird too. you never see her smiling.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

(with mouth open)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like MS

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

rubbish

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't get the mena suvari love. she has reptilian facial features and man hands.

hardly fair mark, she's perfectly pretty. the big problem is that she looks about 12 years old.

― stelfox, Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

and her nipples are weird.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

but yeah i'd totally marry her.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This is one of the first results for "Mena Suvari" on google images.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, you totally see her t's in american beauty, right?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i think she kind of looks like the alien, from "alien"

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

and "aliens"

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cinekouiz.com/images/IN/dark_crystal.gif

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd still marry her. i don't have to look at her nipples.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

so mark, you are saying Celebrities who look like Gelflings ?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, that pic you linked took the heroin-chic look way too far. I think I'm gonna hurl.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I kind of like the way she looks, but then I like unusual features.

― zombie vermin go home (dymaxia), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

everything but the nipples is fine.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

re: teeth:

I SHALL CONSUME YOU

― g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU FEEL AN ITCHING, AND THEN A BURNING, HEAT UPON HEAT

― g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't see any weird nipples.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

nsfw
http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/god/gode2.jpg

they're just a little fearsome somewhat.

i'd still marry her, despite.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

They look like my nipples. I don't think they are fearsome.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Nipplists!!

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― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i've just drawn a smiley mouth on her belly in that picture, with those nipples as eyes, in a bid to come to terms with them, but i'm still scared of them.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they are perfectly fine nipples, and you are being ridiculous.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I really want to like them!!

the smiley mouth didn't help too much
http://www.lolrider.com/nsfw/friendlyboobs.jpg

with cheeky eyebrows they look a little more approachable
http://www.lolrider.com/nsfw/friendly2.jpg
the menace seems more playful here.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think maybe, with time, and love, I'll grow to adore them.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Those are perfectly fine nips. It's just a weirdly lit shot.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Mena Suvari? Chloe Sevigne? Mira Sorvino?

Speak english!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

not everyone are blessed with last names that are actual words Mr Still!!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

(It's a King of the HIll quote - Dale Gribble cross-examining himself.)

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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