mugged, being taxed or getting done over. your stories.

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I went to a kind of warehouse party last weekend that was being held in an old mental hospital near didsbury. All was well until I separated from my friends. I walked down a corridor past a few young lads who pushed me against a wall and asked where my drugs were. I told them I didn’t have any so they punched me in the ribs and went through my pockets taking my wallet & phone; they then give me a bit of a kicking which didn’t seem to last more than 30 seconds. I got up feeling furious, so I (having thought about this since have realised it wasn’t wise) I followed them shouting at them to give me my stuff back. This seemed to make them awkward as they told me to f off or I’d get my head kicked in. I paused and thought f it. I kept following them asking for my wallet back and my sim card from my phone, they threw the phone at me & gave me my wallet back minus the £40 inside. Apart from the cracked rib & cut on head, I think it could’ve been worse.

What are your experiences of being mugged or taxed as we call it over hear, did you put up a fight or let them take whatever they wanted.

cavern (cavern1), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That is horrible.

Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

A cracked rib? Oh dear. :-( That's a horrible experience.

nathalie in a bar under the sea (stevie nixed), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

man that is horrible.

i lost all my things at a rave in an old warehouse on new years eve in london, my passport being one ofg them

it was later returned to me.

(happier story)

battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

didn't really think about it a t the time but the next day i was a little shaky.

cavern (cavern1), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

What a terrible story, I'm sorry to hear abt it. Fucking scum, I hope they die.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

the last time i got mugged, i was walking down a side street and all of a sudden a man was pointing a gun at me. i threw my bag down without a fight and ran the other way. the first time, several men tried to mug me while i was in my car. this wasn't the wisest course of action for them, because although one of them had a gun i was able to speed out of the parking lot (knocking on of them over in the process).

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

the only time ive ever been mugged was when i was 8 years old. it was the middle of the afternoon and i was in Boots. this guy had knuckledusters and made me give over the money i was going to use for a mothers day present

i was semi-mugged on the train once, on the way to cricklewood. it was about midnight and i was going to hitchhike back to leeds, so was heading to the M1 at brent cross. this group of 7 or 8 lads, made me hand over my money, but then they saw my sign with LEEDS written on it in big red letters, and they gave me my money back, saying i needed it more than them. they taxed everyone else in the carriage, but, even so, they were quite a friendly bunch really

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Well that's all right then.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Guns! That’s bad Lauren. I realised the next day that they could’ve had a knife or something but getting a gun pulled on you is another level altogether.

cavern (cavern1), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

at the time of the car mugging someone said that i should have given up bcz what if i had been shot, but no way in hell was i getting out of my car in a deserted lot with a group of gun-toting guys. the on-foot mugging was a different scenario.. a different instinct that time, definitely.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope the one you knocked over now walks with a limp!

cavern (cavern1), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I was attacked by three teenage lads on a bus in Manchester about five years ago. I was upstairs on the top deck, alone apart from them (who I had seen when getting on but thought nothing of it). Also, had headphones on so didn't hear anything until they hemmed me in and I felt something pressed to the back of my head which I was told was a gun. I guessed that this was bullshit, and came out with something stupid like "I am not in the mood for this", which wound up their ringleader spectacularly.

At this point they started punching and kicking me and one climbed onto my back forcing me down into the footwell area. I really felt like my back or neck was going to get broken, so had one of those "unknown reserve of strength" moments and managed to force my way to my feet. To my mind this was like Poseidon rising from the deep, but a casual observer would have seen a flailing, swearing blur. I started bellowing for the driver at this point, and when the bus stopped they high-tailed it downstairs and ran off.

I was shaken up pretty badly by it. I realise that I was incredibly lucky that I didn't get seriously hurt (or worse) but at the time it took place I just felt hugely indignant that these little fuckers were going to rob me of my money, phone, etc and reacted based on that. Made me think differently about riding upstairs on the bus too!

Bill A (Bill A), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this is kind of what i mean, about my incident being with a friendly bunch. it is not often that such incidents take place with such little violence, implied or actual

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't been mugged but when I was moving into my apt in Dallas I came out front and someone was in sitting in my car, robbing me. I yelled for him to get the fuck out and he jumped out apologizing, saying he was only getting some change. He was a stinky crack-head looking guy so this seemed plausible. I sat in my car for a second, confused, and then realized he had taken my stereo, some prescription sunglasses, and a ring with great sentimental value I had stupidly left in the console.

I took off down the street and caught up with him as he turned the corner. He was holding a plastic bag that obviously had my stuff. I yelled at him to give me shit back or I'd call the cops. He took off running through a field where some guys were playing soccer and ducked into an apartment complex. I followed him round and round through the back streets, cutting him off when he'd come careening out of a complex. Once I nailed him with the hood of my car. While I was doing this I called 911 on my cell and the lady told me to stop chasing him and sit still so they could find me. :( Well the cops eventually found him and brought him around for me to ID. He didn't have my stuff on him though and claimed he had been merely standing by my car when I began accusing him of breaking in. grr.

Unfortunately that would not be the first time my car was broken into at those apartments.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate the word 'taxed'. it's the kind of word muggers use to descibe what they do.

N_RQ, Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I hae the fuckers who ask how much you earn then 'tax' you according to income stream (factoring in local economic conditions).

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I wish I was really good at karate, I’d have left them nursing two broken arms each.

xpost
yeah, makes it almost sound legal.

cavern (cavern1), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It's in situations like that you envy superheroes the most.

I've been mugged four times and twice in a week once. Avoid Quito after dark is my conclusion.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It really made me angry, how dare they take my money (albeit not that much) that I’ve had to earn by going to a job that I don’t like. Grrr

I forgot to mention, after it happened I met my friends outside where a battle (I use the word battle because of the numbers) was about to start. We left just after hearing one of the goons say “ I’ve got an axe here, don’t make me use it” to the group with iron bars.

cavern (cavern1), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

didsbury: beyond thunderdome

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

the worst that happened me was getting a smack in the mouth and my phone robbed on the bus when I was 17 or so. it's annoying, the powerlessness.

there's alot of random violence in Dublin but seldom muggings IME, people just get drunk and want to knock heads.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

which is alot more honorable really, in fact there's nothing wrong with that.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost haha.

i can laugh about it now, but jesus it was grim.

cavern (cavern1), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Manchester?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

So Much To Answer For...

KTHXBYE

Bill A (Bill A), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Didsbury is in Manchester (is that what you meant Mikey G?). Like much of the rest of the UK this town seems like it's besieged by hordes of dead-eyed, hooded and tracksuited youths intent on robbing / smashing up / burning as much as they can. Christ, I sound like The Voice of The Daily Mail there.

>It really made me angry, how dare they take my money (albeit not that much) that I’ve had to earn by going to a job that I don’t like. Grrr

Totally OTM there cavern, that was exactly how I felt too.

Bill A (Bill A), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I was being flippant, I guess.

I got mugged in a market, with a cut to my trousers pocket to remove my wallet and in my confusion I saw a young girl hide something in a wicker pot. So I tipped it open. Wasn't her at all. Nearly got a second beating for that.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought taxed meant inspectors discovering you have evaded paying taxes and therefore fining (? taxing?) you. something every belgian person tries to do as much as italians. ;-)

guess i need to learn more english. :-)

nathalie in a bar under the sea (stevie nixed), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"besieged by hordes of dead-eyed, hooded and tracksuited youths intent on robbing / smashing up / burning as much as they can"

You sure you're on about the same Didsbury? You want to try having a stroll around Leigh, pal. Nah, Didsbury (much like the town next to it, Chorlton - as ftd in Cold Feet) is generally pleasant and leafy and populated with young professionals and grans. There are a few scattered groups of tracksuits there but nothing like the swarms of scallies you'll find in Wigan and the other satellite towns.

Anyway Cavern, I thought this party was more Withington way than Didsbury? Plus, you forgot to mention how you dealt with the aftermath of this thuggery (he locked himself and a couple of mates in a room and got fucked up on horse tranquilisers).

According to the people who put these parties on, that was the first one which had real trouble. They've had dozens before, in disused mental homes & hospitals, with zero trouble. Somehow a bunch of scallies got wind of this one and BROUGHT THE FURY. I don't go to them because they play bad techno and IDM - hurrah for my elitist city centre-driven music tastes!

Affectian (Affectian), Thursday, 12 May 2005 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

>You sure you're on about the same Didsbury?

I was referring more to Manchester in general than Didsbury, although can see I didn't make it clear - I lived in Chorlton for five years, so know that area well enough, as it goes: That'll be the same Chorlton where a mate was threatened at knifepoint by five balaclava'd youths in his own house after they kicked the front door in to get his car keys. Just because it's less visible in south manchester doesn't mean it's not there.

My basic point is - these scum seem to be pretty much everywhere!

Bill A (Bill A), Thursday, 12 May 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

kinda related, less robbery with violence, more just violence for fun:

http://www.radiotimes.com/ListingsServlet?event=10&channelId=26&programmeId=27729222&jspLocation=/jsp/prog_details.jsp

"Happy Slapping: A Tonight Special
10:00pm - 10:30pm
ITV1 London
Subtitled

An investigation into 'happy slapping', the alarming new teenage craze for using mobile phones to film violent attacks on innocent people. Tonight speaks to a gang who think happy slapping is fun and the victims who suffer for their entertainment."

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 12 May 2005 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

damn!!!!

Scariest thread!!

This stuff sounds a lot more prevalent in UK than here in the US. Probably not, but if so, I'm sure it's because of guns.

I delivered pizza while going to school in utica NY. I got mugged once in the deserted parking lot of a pizza place at midnight. (Not while working- never mugged at work funny enough). 2 guys ran up to me on my way to my car holding a box of food- asked for my food and money. I menaged to throw it in the car but they held the door so I couldn't really get in or out. They acted like they had weapons in their back pockets (BS), I argued for about 30 seconds until their guard was down a little, then sprayed them with mace. They ran away and then came back with rocks, it was just enough time for me to get driving. They threw the rocks but luckily, no damage and nothing lost.

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 12 May 2005 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

once I was walking home in Stratford when some bloke walked by with his mates. Seeing me he became agitated and said "Your brother took my system!" and then tried to grab my bag and use it as ransom until my brother returned the system. His friends stood around looking confused. Eventually a guy from a nearby bus-stop came over and said to leave me alone, so they did.

I don't have a brother.

Another time I was walking down New Oxford Street when this junkie came up to me and started to try and buy drugs off me. He refused to believe that I had no smack on me, and became more and more insistent that I must sell them to him. I went into Forbidden Planet to try and get away from him, but he just became more and more agitated. Eventually I was nearly crying as I said "LOOK I DO NOT HAVE ANY DRUGS AND AM NOT A DRUG DEALER!" and was on the brink of asking the sales assistants to call the cops when he got the message and scarpered. I think I then lurked in Forbidden Planet for over an hour in case my friend was waiting for me.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been mugged twice, guess where - Manchester. First time was outside The International when De La Soul were playing and this guy grabbed me, put a knife to my throat and relieved me of my ticket. The general mayhem around that night made the NME news pages. Second time me and some mates were walking through Whitworth Park when a gang of lads started hassling us. Eventually we made a run for it. I tripped over a paving stone and the gang caught up with me and issued me with the beating of a lifetime whilst I was still on the floor, then picked me up, took my money, and knocked me down again. It's a horrible experience and made me a bit wary of going out for weeks afterwards.

Adam Faithless (Adam Faithless), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

the only time I have ever been "mugged" was for a pink golfball.

it was one of those rubbish rubber ones anyway.

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The only time I've been mugged was here in LA - I was walking down the street to meet my friend for lunch at T0m B3rgins (about a block and a half from my office) and noticed that there was a man walking down the street ahead of me, going in the same direction I was. Didn't think anything of it, and he turned around and started running at me at top speed, grabbed my bag off my shoulder and kept running. I did the only thing I could do - planted my (in high heels) and yelled "HEY! GIMME THAT!"

You might be surprised to learn that this had no effect whatsoever on my mugger, who sprinted around the corner.

A man on a bicycle was riding by and saw it happen and took off to chase him, but by the time I got to the corner, he was back, saying that the guy had jumped into a car and taken off.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Feb 98 I was mugged. I'd been out to a pub quiz in town and got the tube back to Archway, where I lived. As usual, I was walking along the massive underpass that used to be there when a bloke who was walking the other way suddenly attacked. He just went completely psycho - punched me and smashed up my nose, smacked my head against the wall, and then kicked me about while I was on the ground. He took my wallet, then when he found there was no money in it he kicked me a bit more. Then he tried the other pocket and pulled out a little purse thing which had about £1 and my house keys. I screamed at him to give me back my keys, so he threw them at me then jogged off down one of the many exits to the underpass.

A passerby helped me up and gave me a tissue to wipe some of the blood away from my face. I got home (only about a minute away) and phoned the police. They turned up, took one look at me and then took me to the hospital (which was only about 300m away). I then had to sit, in pain and covered in blood, in the waiting room in casualty until was finally available to see me. She said to me "oh, what happened - did you fall over?", then sent me off for X-Rays, but there was no one there, so I had to sit on the floor of the corridor for 20 minutes until they came back. I got out of the hospital about 7.30 in the morning and had the day off work. I was temping at the time so I lost a day's wages.

My credit card and debit were never used. My travel card was found and returned to me by a local newsagent. So I got a kicking for the sake of a quid.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I have been mugged only once, and guess where it was, that's right, in Manchester, in the toilets of a club, 5th avenue I think. I only had one pound fifty on me but not a nice experience to be threatened with a knife.

Paul Kelly (kelly), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Right there seems to be some confusion about the area, the place in question was situated about a mile & a half south of parrs wood cinema complex in didsbury Manchester England. i'll get some photo's from my friends phone for y'all.

cavern (cavern1), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Me and a friend were attacked once, as we rode our bicycles. I assumed they were after my friends bike as his was super-duper and mine was made of bits of junk.

They came from behind and it was actually my friend crashing into me that knocked me off my bike. In the confusion of getting up i could just see a load of kids running up to us, already a couple of kids had surrounded my mate (who was still on his bike) and one huge lad towering over me. Adrenalin prevailed and I just launched myself at the tall kid and kept punching his face until he was on the ground.

after a bit more confusion and shouting (there were at least 15 or so of this gang) they all decided to run off.

Me and my friend kept our bikes and we stayed intact. The tall kid (apparently after I'd heard from a contact a week later) had a very messy face.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Mugged twice, both in the sunny Victoria Park environs of...Manchester. The first time was about a month into my first year at the university. I was walking back to the hall when three kids came up and asked for the time. I gave them the time, and kept on walking, at which point they demanded money. I was a little dumbstruck, and couldn't think of anything to say, so I got punched in the jaw and thrown through a hedge. Having managed to communicate to me, I gave them my wallet, bbut managed to convince them not to take my watch. Apparently, they had been terrorising several students in that area; the police wanted me to take part in an identification parade with some other victims, but every time they tried to organise it, their lawyers complained that there weren't enough other people to make it a fair test.

The second time was the start of the second semester. This really pissed me off, because I was about 200 metres away from my hall, but I remembered what the police said last time - just give in to what they want you do, don't do anything silly. So I gave them my wallet.

The next time somebody tried it was in the centre of Manchester, a kid with a knife. but I just though "not fucking again", so I just walked off into the crowd, and he lost me.

Manchester - it's nice really!

carson dial (carson dial), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like I have been riding my luck for so long now.

$V£N! (blueski), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The other two years I spent there were hassle-free, I hasten to add. The Police are trying to stop students from walking through Victoria Park and instead using the main roads either side (Upper Brooks Street and Rusholme), and according to my friend who's a tutor at a hall, this has cut down the muggings somewhat.

carson dial (carson dial), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like I have been riding my luck for so long now.

Hmm, I do hope it's not like the Yellowstone Supervolcano - not a question of whether it will happen, but when it will happen. Some kids on the top deck of a 176 smother me with pyroclastic flow.

20-odd years in a rough-ish bit of Merseyside, seven years in SE London, going everywhere on public transport, generally alone - not even one hint of a threat, never mind the actual thing. Luck, please hold.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Same here, never been mugged. Well, when I was 14 my friend Dom and I went on an illicit trip to Manchester for our first ever gig (it was uh, Terrorvision). We got off the bus like Bart and Millhaus when they're on the super-sugary smoothie drink, all wide-eyed and madly excited. Walking to the gig and this guy comes up to us, clutching a fork (we thought nothing of this). Guy says "Lads! Lads! Have you got any spare money? I've missed my train and I need to get home for my engagement party! Lads! Come on!"

Dom and I were overcome with sadness for this poor guy, he couldn't afford to get home to his engagement party, how awful for him. So we scraped together about 68p - all we had spare and handed it over with a beaming smile and a wish of 'all the luck in the world, sir' and we continued on to the gig, happy in the knowledge that we had made an unlucky man happy.

Later that week we read in the paper about a guy who'd been mugging people in Manchester, armed with... just a fork. This was the day when we grew up and realised the world was not a nice place.


Following that, never been mugged. My tips: Just glare a lot, and twitch like you could flip out at any second and start stabbing. Most muggers look for any easy target so if you seem a bit messed up they're more like to leave you be. I'm fully expecting to be mugged tonight now after writing that...

Affectian (Affectian), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
i was just mugged about an hour ago. two kids, couldn't have been more than 19 each. about six blocks from my house, with cars passing by and everything. they passed me by just like walking, then ran back all of a sudden and stood on both sides of me real close. one flashed a gun tucked in his waistband. i don't know if it was real, but i wasn't going to find out. so, real calm, i took out my wallet and gave them all the cash inside (luckly only about 25$) and they just sort of strolled off.

what a shitty week.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

holy shit, dude. an hour ago?! (three now, I guess)

scary.

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
More please!

NI, Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

couple years ago when i lived off georgia ave in washington dc - some kid walking up the street w/his buddies saw me & pulled a gun, some kind of shotgun, and was like drop your wallet, i'm going to kill you, blah blah blah. it was bizarre because on the one hand it was broad daylight & people around & i sort of knew it was bluster but on the other hand, uh, what do i do? i dropped my shoulder bag and he found no cash in my wallet and they walked off like "you're just scared." I felt pretty dumb actually. it was some time before it crossed my mind to call police because i figured this is the kind of stuff that goes on in this neighborhood all the time, and anyway, they didn't really mean it.

daria-g, Thursday, 22 March 2007 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

this is why i'm still not too keen to hang out in petworth, truth be told

daria-g, Thursday, 22 March 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

I was sort of mugged once, back in college. It was the night before Christmas Eve and I was just heading home from my waiter job, stopping to collect my stuff from my apartment before heading to my parent's for the holiday. It had been lightly snowing and since the plows hadn't gotten out yet, the roads were a little bit slick. I came over an overpass and saw a car stopped dead in the middle of the two lanes on my side of the highway. I stopped in plenty of time, but because of the slick roads I slid right into his bumper. Not hard enough to do any sort of damage, but he whipped immediately into the parking lot nearby. Being the moral person I am, I followed him into the gas station to assess the non-existent damage. This is when I noticed that the car had no license plates at all. So the guy pulls his car around to the back of the gas station and stops. I'm thinking, "fuck this, I'm not following some shady looking car to god knows where". So I stop my car on a well-lit side of the station and get out. Suddenly four rather large guys jump out of the car and pull me into the shadows just behind the station. No real punches were thrown, but they started pushing me around and asking for money. Stupidly I said I didn't have anything, so one of the guys suddenly ran to the side of the gas station and started flopping around on the ground, screaming that I'd broken his neck in the accident and that someone better call the cops. It was so pathetic that I would have been laughing in any other situation at his horrible acting job. But I was pre-occupied by the remaining three rather large guys still pushing me around, demanding money. Just then, an off-duty rent-a-cop from the nearby mall comes around the corner to see what the racket was. He sees whats going on and yells something about going to call the police, then runs into the station. So one of the rather large guys puts me in a headlock and again demands the money. Now, since I had just gotten off a rather busy shift at the restaurant, I had almost $150 in cash in my pocket. Still being pretty stupid in hindsight, I reach in my pocket and pull out a twenty and tell them its all I have. One of the guys grabs it out of my hand, another says "that's enough to get fucked up tonight", and they all jump back in the car and take off - swinging by so Mr. Academy Award could jump in the ride. They screech off into the night. The rent-a-cop comes back out and waits for the cops with me. I deal with all the typical cop bullshit, including the one asshole who seems to think that I was somehow the bad guy. Anyway, long story short, they tell me that its a very common tactic for these thieves to wait in the middle of the road for someone to hit them in the hopes of extorting cash out of them. With no license plate and a vague description they pretty much flat-out tell me that they won't bother following up on it. But I managed to make it out unhurt and only losing twenty bucks, so it could have been much worse.

Sorry for the long, blathering story without much of a payoff.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 22 March 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see how you not getting killed is not much of a payoff. I'd consider that quite a good payoff.

I've been mugged once, but the worst time I was ever robbed was when I was getting ready to start my first year in college. I had just been into my shitty job to get my crappy wages, put the money in my coat pocket and crossed the road to the bookshop where I was going to spend my crappy wages on books for college. Of course someone put her hand in my pocket at the pedestrian lights. I felt her do it and grabbed her but she was too quick for me and passed the money to her friend who ran up the street. I begged her to give me back my money, that it was all I had and I needed it for books, and she just kept saying that she didn't know what I was talking about and that I must be mental. I had to let her go in the end. Nowadays I could have held on to her and called the cops on my mobile, but that option wasn't available then.

Then, when I got home, having scrounged bus fare off some stranger, my dad gave out to me for carrying so much cash around.

accentmonkey, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

I was walking through a weird bit of Bristol (the bit between Temple Meads and Asda Bedminster) and guy of about 18 caught up with me from behind, showed me a bread knife (!) and said, "money." I don't think I'd formed a response before he said, "just kidding! Don't call the police!" and walked off. I watched him say the same thing to an old lady.

Ah, Bristol. Completely mental.

caek, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

Years ago, when I was a student, some guy walked next to me and suddenly showed me a big ass knife and demanded money in French. I immediately replied - in French, I realised about half a minute later - that I didn't understand French and he just turned around and walked away. It still feels pretty surreal when I think about it.

StanM, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

(bread knife vs big ass knife: fite!)

StanM, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, me and my bloke got mugged off the Cowley Road in Oxford some years ago by some guy with a bread knife. When the police caught him about five minutes later, he had 27 watches in his pocket and a bunch of wallets with other people's ID in them, and he still plead (pled?) not guilty. And my bloke never got his watch back off the police. They said they needed it as evidence for the case and it would be returned and it WAS NOT.

accentmonkey, Thursday, 22 March 2007 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

was it this one?

http://i5.tinypic.com/2ue6zyr.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 22 March 2007 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

See him flaunt his stolen goods!

accentmonkey, Thursday, 22 March 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

I (with a couple of friends) were mugged twice in the space of about an hour once. (i'd like to point out that I was fourteen at the time and a fairly meek fourteen year old at that. more "street-wise" than the country bumpkin friends i wa swith but still)

First time was in Namco centre in county hall. Some kids came up to us, started chatting and then suddenly pulled out a knife. lightly poking George with it they demanded money. none of us had much, i denied having any at all despite there being a tenner in my wallet, but the others gave up what they had. the dudes promptly fucked off. bit shaken we decide to cut our losses for the evening and head back to my mother's place in chalk farm (btw not actually my home).

then off the tube at CF we start walking up the hill, still bit shaken and like "woah shit, what just happened" - i was on the phone to my mother - when a guy approaches us and, with no weapon or anything, demands that we follow him into this alcove in a block of flats. i still have no diea why to this day we didn't tell him to fuck off but we didn't, just did as the cunt ordered. none of the others had anything on them at all at this point and when he starts demanding cash i again deny having anything - tenner remains in place - and he doesn't press it.

for some reason, with no prompting at all, george offers to take some money out of the cashpoint for him. this leads to an unpleasant march up the road - while damo stays where we were - where george takes out 30 quid. on the way back to the flats he tries to get us to steal a bike from someone's driveway. that really was taking the piss though. george got the cash back from the bank subsequently after we file a police report and stuff.

very stupid story given 9 years retrospect. in fact given 9 hours retrospect it seemed pretty stupid.

Uptoeleven, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)


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