And so I leave Cannes...

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Tommorow morning this city will no more know me as I pay my respects and say my goodbyes. From Jenny McCarthy's boosoms to Land of the Dead's preview it is clear that, unlike uh Ned or someone, I aint been on ILX for a while. But guys, you have been in my thoughts.

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C-Cannes, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOMS!

The Ghost of Scary! (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It's pronounced Khan, like Wrath of...

Huk-L, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Cinquain?

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

KAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNN!
http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/madelinekahn2.jpg

Huk-L, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

best thread ever

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

evhe

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

But guys, you have been in my thoughts.

the real calum would never admit that

fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Caluzzz
Loud, boorish, dense
His posts are like wet farts
Issued from a prolapsed anus
Ye gods

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Snorting coke off of Uwe Boll's ass.

Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the nasal equivalent of felching?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

are you felching with or from the nose?

you are SICK dude.

Lee F# (fsharp), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned - Nicole: The World's Evilest Tag-Team Duo

The Ghost of THE GOGGLES etc (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay! Like the Wonder Twins. But, you know, different.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned - Uwe just sent me this so you could always invest in his work. Why not? I like him a person and the film world needs more decent people.

IMPORTANT NEWS FOR ALL MAJOR COMPANIES AND FOREIGN BUYERS

The chance that there is soon no german money more available for Hollywood is 99%. Nearly 30% of HOLLYWOOD was financed with german money. So we will see LESS MOVIES in 2006, 2007 and 2008.

The BOLL KG has movies ready for delivery like ALONE IN THE DARK and BLOODRAYNE and movies like DUNGEON SIEGE (Budget: 55 Mio. US-DOLLARS), FAR CRY, HUNTER-THE RECKONING, POSTAL, FEAR EFFECT (all based on bestselling videogames) full financed and will be a MAJOR PLAYER now and in the next years.

It is YOUR wise decision to team up with BOLL KG now and to buy BOLL MOVIES in an early stadium. Everybody knows that all BOLL MOVIES are going worldwide out in wide releases including USA. BOLL is open for cofinancing and pre-buying offers.

German funds near shutdown

5 May 2005 6:12pm EDT - By Scott Roxborough

COLOGNE, Germany -- The German government's cabinet Wednesday approved a change in German tax law that would shut down the nation's film funds, the financing structure that pumps more than a $1 billion into U.S. productions annually. Those funds have helped finance such megabudget projects as "The Lord of the Rings" and "Alexander" as well as such indie films as "Monster" and "Prozac Nation". The new law, which will now go before the German parliament, would close a tax loophole that allows investors in film funds to write off their investment against taxes in the first year of operation. Under the proposed regulations, German taxpayers will be able to write off only their investments in film funds against proceeds from the same funds. A spokesman for the German finance minister said that the government hopes to fast-track the new law through the upper and lower houses of parliament and put it into effect before the summer

CCannes, Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

calum have you ever seen penda's fen

i haven't

i'd like to

perhaps, you have?

charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1410000/images/_1411586_rik.jpg

*I* SAW PARIS HILTON'S KNICKERS! AND *YOU* DIDN'T! HAHA, NED, THE BLOODY MEAT EATING FASCIST THAT YOU ARE!!

donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 21 May 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hem.passagen.se/tufflan/youngones/bilder/neil.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 May 2005 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

DUNGEON SIEGE?!

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Saturday, 21 May 2005 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

omg

fe zaffe (fezaffe), Saturday, 21 May 2005 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

!

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 21 May 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That post is made so much more beautiful by the pink and the animated penguin.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 21 May 2005 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a thing of beauty that's a joy forever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 May 2005 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Good grief.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 21 May 2005 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmmm

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 21 May 2005 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Good grief indeed. Never heard of the fella, but good grief indeed. Suck it all up people. It's true. The Sun told you so.

C-Cannes., Saturday, 21 May 2005 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.image4u.org/uglydorks/Calumballoonpic.jpg

Prosthetic Lover Today, Saturday, 21 May 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)


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