Anthropomorphic or at least animated representations of foodstuffs (a picture thread)

Clucky Chicken: Everybody knows why. It's 'cause I'm flame-broiled! Yow-zee-yow-dow! But that's not all - I'm cooked fresh! First my head's cut off! [ the cook chops Clucky's head off and send it flying through the restaurant ] Heads up! [ Clucky's head appears before another chicken being gutted ] Then I'm plucked and gutted - my intestines are pulled out. Trust me, you don't want 'em! Whee! Look at me! I'm gettin' quartered and split breasts, wings, the whole nine yards! Chopitty, chop! Then the pieces of me get flame-broiled. Hear that sizzle? That's me! 550 degrees! Good thing I'm dead, or yow-wee! Then I'm seasoned just right, and ready to go! [ takes a bite of a piece of chicken ] Hey, I'm good! Finally, I'm served to you, so you can chew me, swallow me, and convert me into waste matter. [ peers into the toilet ] Ga-ga-ga-gooey!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU BROKE THE RULES. (No actual animals please.) That said, evilly funny.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://asia.geocities.com/pheobe_venkman/rgb34.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's all go to the lobby
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PAX9YOgPdNsJ:http://reality.sgiweb.org/mattm/balihai/images/lobby.jpg

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/71500/71570HNpM_w.jpg

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hillcity-comics.com/graphic_novels/indy/fun_with_milk_and_chesse.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hamsterman.com/charactersPage/graphics/char_milk_color.gif

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040827/040827_aquateenhungerforce_hmed_12p.hmedium.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.talking-statues.com/FOOD_STATUES/FOOD_CA-1201_FRENCH_FRY.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDdAiYV!xhIxAAv5XtLo0uPd8Om6sq92Wbs6xwoGNUffdlR0a30RVYAx6ZIagb9s8CFinTMM2fTt8vV4Y3XuT5!ie5Z84InfNR1REOV0vaN6iU7EA0OuA/torte.JPG

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.downtownaugusta.com/mellowmushroom/MM-Pizza-bakers.jpg

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.widewordofsports.com/images/Other/pillsbury_doughboy.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pitapit.com/images/front.gif

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bluegreenearth.com/site/images/misc_art/twinkie.gif

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.packworld.com/issues/09.99/images/Departments/MrsBut24-16.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Some of these are just plain wrong.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.talking-statues.com/FOOD_CA-1145_HOT_DOG.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.madmushroom.com/goodlogocolor.jpg
mad mushroom and mellow mushroom: separated at birth?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.loosemoose.net/images/pepperami_vidpreview.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/johann_donut.gif

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.square-online.com/rpgunited/artwork/grapist2.jpg

― M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH! FEH YOU LOT I AM SO HUNGRY I NEED FRIES I NEED HAMBURGERS I NEED PIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAA. GRRRR.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.professionaljeweler.com/pjicons/archives/oct98/1098i1.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.gfxartist.com/images/ArtworkItem/image/72812.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/704/704_img_13.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jjsedelmaier.com/images/animation/tv_broadcast/snl/antv_snl_07_a.jpg

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

already posted! and ned yelled at me for it!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/mm_1.jpg

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

argh! xpost.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.greengiant.com/images/history/tr_stand.jpg

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.motioncontrol-uk.com/Blur004A.jpg

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_9669.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://67.18.47.148/com/index/my-clipart/default/ANIMATNS/CARTOONS/food_drk/coffee5.gif

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://67.18.47.148/com/index/my-clipart/default/ANIMATNS/CARTOONS/food_drk/banana.gif
http://67.18.47.148/com/index/my-clipart/default/ANIMATNS/CARTOONS/food_drk/sprcarrt.gif

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

GAH. Those last two are disturbing my tender soul.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, but 'grapist' was just fine for everyone, then?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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