If ILX lasts long enough for the ILX kids to start posting, what kind of questions will they ask?

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Prompted by the what do your kids look like? thread.

Suppose ILX does last long enough for these guys to start posting...what questions will they ask?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Didn't you guys have anything better to do?"

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

What's an OTM?

Were Good Charlotte really as bad as they were made out to be?

Was Geir taking the mickey?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

NOISE BOARD NEW ANSWERS PAGE 2008

― d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Why didn't my father have a social filter? Did he not realize that one day I would Google him and find this shit?

― David Perry II (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

A putative child of mine hanging around here couldn't put on any airs, he/she would be killing time a bit just like me!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

When will Arrested Development give up the ghost? It's been on forever and Fox won't let it go with dignity. Sure the first few years were astounding, but the writing has totally gone downhill since season 23.

― Lil' Hul-L, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you just call your child a puta?????

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Pervert

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jeez Daddy, what was your problem with Good Charlotte and Shania Twain?"

-- CharlotteInNYC

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Most inevitable thread: 'Who Has The Most Embarrassing ILX Parent?'

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Was Geir taking the mickey?

You mean: Is he still taking the piss?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say "How do you make the writing go blue?" and realised that read one way it does sound like a child, but also realised it was pretty much a direct quote from an ILXer I like enormously...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

what was it like when there was oil?
is that really the aaron from wild stallions?

― god of forbid, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Well neither of my children, aged 17 and 21, gives a toss about ILX, although they're (vaguely) aware of the existence of this place.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

'Son, shouldn't you be at school?'

― $V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"My god, that's how I was conceived??!!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

― Markelby Jr (Mark C), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

xpost xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

On the plus side, children are supposed to want to be nothing like their parents.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

gaga!

(mummy comes onlines:)

no sweetie, it's mama!

(baby comes back:)

KAKA!!!

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"my dad sure killed a lot of threads, huh?"

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

WAHT WAS IT MADE THNE?

― AMAZING RANDY JR (mark grout), Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

from the teenage rebellion angle:

this is the thread where i say "thanks so much for being activists against fraudulent bush's economic and fiscal policies, instead of sitting back like a smug nihilist amused by your own fecklessness"

― ilxjr, Thursday, 19 May 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

where is a person who truly aims dna combination?

― ja (_ja_), Thursday, 19 May 2005 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

AMAZING RANDY JR

I have deep love for this concept.

― $V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 19 May 2005 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

So that's why you didn't to go to college?

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Thursday, 19 May 2005 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You Guys, I think I need therapy. NSFW: What do you look like in your underwear?

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Thursday, 19 May 2005 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha!

Alternatively:

"Goddamn, mum was hot back then!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

what to do when your parents don't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 19 May 2005 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"WTF with my dad liking Gomez so much OMG?"

― Haikunym's Children (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Good cyanocobalamin bars playing deep-soused nanoragga on Ganymede?

Hey you guys! The folks are totally into this Jovian moon vac thing and this time it looks like they're actually going to let me out of the pod to play with the natives. Any recommendations for post-curfew infrasonic thrillz? If I have to stay indoors and scent another lame Autechre choon outta Dad's gas-fi I'll scream my own teeth out. Edith doll: I need to give you that Dick Emery org-packet back - shall I skim it or leave it out for the relay dogs? "Ooh, you are awful!"

― Ava Galvin Berry-Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, Dad, was the internet always this lame? I'm gonna switch on my neurofeed and hang out with the crew at BluewaterSpace for a bit. Wake me up when dinner's ready.

― robster's satanic child from the future (in an alternate universe) (robster), Thursday, 19 May 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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