when you're speaking to a couple and one of them mentions the other and they look at each other and make some sort of conspiratorial lovey-dovey gesture, classic or dud?

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i.e., "i just didn't know what i was doing with my life until i met [x]" (cue lovey-dovey gesture, e.g. holding hands, cocking of the chin, etc.)

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

best thread ever

― youn, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

classic.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

lock it

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

what kind of gesture? like throwing gang symbols?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom, delete the rest of ilx now, please.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I sense the acid on the cheek-piercing tongues.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i should have used "e.g." rather than "i.e." in the first instance.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I sat across from one of these couples on the subway a few days ago. When they would talk they'd conclude every point with the cutesy eyes and a peck on the lips. ugh.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

great way to make people uncomfortable.

― di, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

at least they didn't sieg heil each other!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That came later.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Sieg Heil"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

What might be worse is the following: you might be one of the lovey dovey couple and your buddies might be enjoying witnessing the spectacle instead of being appropriately disgusted.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(nice work, Ned and slocki)

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

this friend of mine back in college was dating some 36yr old woman when he was 20(!). One night a few of us were going to some restaurant and he said he was on his way over.

I joked with another friend (who hadn't met him) that "Greg's coming over with his mom", which apparently he didn't realize was a joke. Greg showed up and we were ready to go. He introduced himself to my friend and his girlfriend introduced herself.

I was locking up my door, suddenly they started nuzzling at one another and kissing and cooing at each other in the hallway. I turn around and my other friend's face had gone ash-white and I had to explain a little later that no, that wasn't really his mother, despite the age difference and the slight physical resemblence.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

beautiful.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/hitler_bush.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

JAXON!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

it's like 4 levels of evil

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw yeah.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I told 'em to lock the thread.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i love it when a thread turns out to be so much better than i expected it to.

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

did it seem that unpromising?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 19 May 2005 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Was this how Nazi Germany started?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 19 May 2005 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

the captains fucking started it

― oi constance, Thursday, 19 May 2005 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame hstencil.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 19 May 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

cocking of the chin

better that than the chinning of the cock

― stevie (stevie), Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

says you.

― gay hitler (Dave225), Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate this, especially when it's me doing it.

― N_RQ, Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Absolutely. It feels so disgusting, and yet it must be done. Eurgh.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM - also, when you then have to wait 30 secs so that you can resume the conversation

― The Emancipation of Baaderonixx (Fabfunk), Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i LOVE it when the third party is all 'wtf?'

― N_RQ, Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

attn. college age couples who have found true happiness for the first time that will invariably end in a hail of recrimination by next spring break: stop humping all over each other in my store or i swear to christ i am going to staple you together and mail you to some foreign country where love is outlawed as an affront to the spirit of the worker.

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

There used to be a couple who'd frequent the Krazyhouse (Liverpool rock club) who were chained tohether via ears, lips and nose. Now that was a lovey dovey gesture. It was fucking terrifying dancing anywhere near them though in case, you know, you got caught up

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 19 May 2005 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that was one entity.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 19 May 2005 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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