Paris Hilton in the flesh...

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Is quite a hottie but not as hot as Jenny McCarthy... who in real life is just WHOOMPA... you know what I mean?

― C-Cannes, Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

And Sharon Stone man... old enough to be my mum but hot dawg she's a honey!

― C-Cannes, Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

3ll3 mcPhr34rs0n rocks

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Dakota Fanning is old enough to be your mum, Cal.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Never got to see her tho.

― C-Cannes, Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/uweontheset_hod.jpg

C on his Ts.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys... I hung out with one of Uwe's best friends all through the event. Chill man.

― C-Cannes, Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure the nasal activity was of the highest quality.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

So Calz, how was Land of the Dead?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Well it was only the first 20 minutes and I'm largely taking a no comment on it in case they ban me from anything red carpet-related again.

All I can tell you is that Asia Argento walked up the red carpet and looked very sexy indeed.

― C-Cannes, Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I WILL say it is very gory, the basic premise is that the dead have evolved - they now have feelings of remorse and attachment - and there is a biker gang going through the streets gunning them down. One of the gang leaders is a tough nosed Spanish fella and the other a kind, gentlemanly English chap and somewhere along the lines they will obviously come to blows. Dennis Hopper isn't in the first 20 minutes and neither is Ms Argento. The zombie makeup is nothing like the previous three and the zombies all come with various stages of decay and intelligence. A lot of the blood is CGI and not squibs.

OK?

― C-Cannes, Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, but dere's tits.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yor so FaMou$

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Eh, I'm skeptical of CGI-laden, overly smart zombies.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

WEHN ARE YUO GOING TO POS T UP A JPG OF RIPSA HLITON WITH YUO LURKING IN H TE BACKGROUND THEN???/!"?"//?"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

...IN CALUMNS CORNER, LIKE??//

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

damn i was hoping the script i read was an early draft. the thinking zombies = so lame, especially the lead one :(

― jones (actual), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

what about the big hands? are they fo realz?

http://mikesnoise.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hiltonhouse_of_wax_premiere_cacp101.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

after a few beers that photo is kind of fucking with me

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah

― jones (actual), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the first time i've ever thought she looks alright

― prince paris of troy, Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm guessing c-man forgot to ask her about the le tigre tune

― jones (actual), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/parishiltonpreparingherdefense.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

right???????

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

Wearing glasses to look hott is a cheap indie trick and I'm not . . . gonna . . . stand . . . can't . . . resist . . . hottness . . . help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

― The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

Although LOLs at her reading Art of War!

― The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

She's looking for the pictures in the book.

― stevienixed, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think someone photoshopped 'Sun Tzu' over 'The Turner Diaries'

― brownie, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

gee, the wayward johnny b pees funny

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

*sob*

― The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 10 May 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

RIP

― gershy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

bring back Calum

― A B C, Saturday, 9 June 2007 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

shes smart

― billstevejim, Sunday, 10 June 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

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