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OK, I have tried to make subtle efforts for you to do my job for me, but apparently I have to command you to get the job done.

Background: I'm a self-loathing, tired burned-out music journalist from Switzerland. My extremely boring job is to compile various top 10 list each month.

They are supposed to be "funny" (no "the best albums I like" or some other crap), and based on music.

Examples: 10 country music titles that indicates that the artist beats his wife.

10 reasons why Paul McCartney is dead.

You understand, right?

OK, now do my job for free! Please?

― Franz, Friday, 20 May 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

10. Only someone with no direct contact with and relation to the material world could've written something as utterly profound and joyous as Teh Frog Chorus.

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

9. Yoko gave Paul a cursed monkey's paw (Yoko being well aware of the curse) for Christmas in 1978 that caused he and Linda's minds to swap places without anybody really noticing the difference (except 'Paul' suddenly started sounding a lot better on his records).

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

8. His rotting corpse is in the cupboard under my stairs. DONT GO IN THERE.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

7. His ghost haunts our extensive grounds, roaming freely and scaring our deer.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

6. If he's alive, why hasn't anyone seen him in the last fifteen years?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

5. Paul is bread.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

10 country music titles that indicates that the artist beats his wife.

10. Don't it make my blue eyes black

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost) 4. Paul is undead.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

3. http://www.redsplash.com/ims/pic.php?u=448qdkDu&i=21793
goo goo gajoob

― will(iam), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

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