If you discovered the tomb of an ancient mummy in your basement and he came to life and took over your town and only yourself, Corey Haim, George Lazenby and Erika Eleniak could save the day... how w

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Just a thought.

― Charlie Chuckles, Friday, 20 May 2005 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

With the credits.

― estela (estela), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have a basement. They're fairly scarce in Florida because of the high water table. It couldn't happen to me.

But if it did, we'd end up rescuing Elvis from a convalescence home in East Texas and he'd do the job all himself. Meanwhile, I'd shag Erika Eleniak up the arse in the governor's mansion and give Jeb Bush a heart attack.

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

fourteen years pass...

THE DEAD SPEAK

An ancient Egyptian mummy has been 'brought back to life' after British scientists recreated its voice.
The Egyptian priest, known as Nesyamun, hasn't spoken in more than 3,000 years. Now the sound produced by his vocal tract has been synthesised using CT scans, 3D printing - and an electronic larynx.
The audio recording lasts only a second - but gives listeners an idea of his deep powerful tones as he chanted songs for worshippers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcOY8ziJdLk

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 January 2020 10:22 (six years ago)

i cannot fully express how vital it is that you listen to this mummy right fucking now

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 January 2020 10:22 (six years ago)

ehh

― Paperbag raita (ledge), Friday, 24 January 2020 10:51 (six years ago)

seriously lost my shit for about twenty minutes after i played that yesterday.

ehhh.

― Fizzles, Friday, 24 January 2020 10:52 (six years ago)

ehhh

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 January 2020 10:54 (six years ago)

great revive amirite

― pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 10:56 (six years ago)

ffs

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 January 2020 10:56 (six years ago)

ehhhhh

― pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 10:58 (six years ago)

It's yanny btw.

― pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 10:59 (six years ago)

ehhhh

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:02 (six years ago)

Finally the scientific community have their monkey christ. So happy for them :)

― crisp, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:06 (six years ago)

ehhhhh

― crisp, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:06 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqJ4d1rtajg

they did the same with t-rex and it was quite chilling.

― calzino, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:10 (six years ago)

yikes

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 January 2020 11:12 (six years ago)

also: ehhhh

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 January 2020 11:12 (six years ago)

this is the noise the dead* make when yet another terrible calum thread is revived

*me

― mark s, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:32 (six years ago)

pom is already on record as this being a great revive, sorry

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 January 2020 11:34 (six years ago)

ehhhhh

― pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 10:58 (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― mark s, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:35 (six years ago)

This sound is Calum's greatest accomplishment in life xp

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:36 (six years ago)

anyway, there are no bad threads, only bad posts

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 January 2020 11:36 (six years ago)

Cool, I'd been looking for a new ringtone.

ehhhh

― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 January 2020 12:37 (six years ago)

I’m kinda disappointed calzino’s contribution isn’t a rickroll

― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 January 2020 13:26 (six years ago)

Ehhh

― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 January 2020 13:27 (six years ago)

great revive amirite

― pomenitul, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

Lmao

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 13:32 (six years ago)

Ehhhhh

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 13:32 (six years ago)

Someone with the ability to do so really needs to dub over an old clip of Karloff as Imhotep. Scientific accuracy will only make it that much scarier.

― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 January 2020 13:34 (six years ago)

Master P's lawyers have already contacted the mummy

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 13:34 (six years ago)

Come on come on
Listen to the mummytalk

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 13:47 (six years ago)

lol

Mummy said there'd be 'ehhhh's like these

― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 January 2020 13:49 (six years ago)

Mummy, can I go out and kill tonight?

"Ehh."

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 13:50 (six years ago)

oh fuck they've just played this story on Radio 4 and i had to leave the kitchen because the laughter made me stop breathing

― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 January 2020 17:51 (six years ago)

ehhhh

― ciderpress, Friday, 24 January 2020 17:51 (six years ago)

ehhhh

― pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 17:51 (six years ago)

not to endorse this revive -- which remains not-great not great -- but the "audio recording lasts only a second - but gives listeners an idea of his deep powerful tones as he chanted songs for worshippers" seems an extremely sarcastic claim

― mark s, Friday, 24 January 2020 17:53 (six years ago)

ehhhhh

― pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 10:58 (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― mark s, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:35 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― mark s, Friday, 24 January 2020 17:54 (six years ago)

EHHHH.

EHHHH EHHHH EHHHH, EHHHH-EHHHH EHHHH EHHHH.

EHHHH.

― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 January 2020 17:54 (six years ago)

Father I'd like to kill you

Mother, I'd like to

Ehhhh

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 17:58 (six years ago)

Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I'm like

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 17:59 (six years ago)

ehhh

― Fizzles, Friday, 24 January 2020 18:06 (six years ago)

ehhh

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 18:06 (six years ago)

i'll tell you what i want, what i really, really want
so tell me what you want, what you really, really want
i wanna, (ha) i wanna, (ha) i wanna, (ha) i wanna, (ha)
i wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig

ehhhh

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 January 2020 18:43 (six years ago)

ehhhh

― emil.y, Friday, 24 January 2020 18:58 (six years ago)

I'm guessing/hoping everyone on this thread has seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM

― emil.y, Friday, 24 January 2020 18:59 (six years ago)

I can confirm this is what we sound like

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:10 (six years ago)

ehhhhhh

― Brad C., Friday, 24 January 2020 19:13 (six years ago)

oh my god

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:15 (six years ago)

elliot what's up

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:15 (six years ago)

ehhh

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 January 2020 18:50 (six years ago)

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes,
Each one she passes goes
Ehhh

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 January 2020 19:01 (six years ago)

We went to the Haunted Mansion in Disney World today and the EHHH was in all of our thoughts

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 January 2020 03:12 (six years ago)

also after 11 hours and 17,000 steps of amusement park fun my feet smell like nesyamun

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 January 2020 03:16 (six years ago)

U in FL?

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 January 2020 03:45 (six years ago)

yes I’m in flurrida

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 January 2020 03:48 (six years ago)

Noice. Welcome to our dysfunctional state!

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 January 2020 03:50 (six years ago)

they did the same with t-rex and it was quite chilling.

― calzino, Friday, January 24, 2020 11:10 AM (two days ago)

this is a seriously unsettling sound. makes it easier to imagine t rex as a real animal stalking around in the woods.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 26 January 2020 04:06 (six years ago)

Be nice to Marc Bolan goddammit

― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 January 2020 04:15 (six years ago)

three years pass...

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 May 2023 00:45 (three years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

― De Smurfführer (cat), Friday, 5 May 2023 00:55 (three years ago)

one year passes...

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 June 2024 15:22 (one year ago)

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