star wars III is basically a rom-com-mafia domestic drama flick

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basically, guy has girl, gets girl pregnant by accident, looks shocked when this is revealed to her, doesnt know what to do, has bad premonitions of what might happen to her during childbirth, doesnt go to the hospital to get her checked out but goes to the local no good vagaband mafia boss who gets him off the straight and narrow to help him, he loses all sight of his wife and his morals and ethos to do the right thing, girl dies, he never sees his kids, he goes on to work with vagaband as he has no friends left, and lives the rest of his existence out as a evil bastard, trying to run away from his terrible deeds and broken heart. basically, his regret over what he did to his wife fuels his bitterness, and his bitterness from rejection and a broken heart is what drives him to wreak havoc on the planet.

― blahbariantheoriginal, Monday, 23 May 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah so basically, he does it all for love, for the girl, but it backfires, then cos it all goes wrong, everything he does is a byproduct of his loneliness, self-loathing, and romantic failure and rejection.

― blahbariantheoriginal, Monday, 23 May 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

So should it have starred John Cusack in Grosse Point Blank?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

if he could fit into that darth suit, i dont see why not.

― blahbariantheoriginal, Monday, 23 May 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

photoshopped pic of Darth holding boom box above head nowplzkthxbye

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The soundtrack would have been better, that's for sure.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

you know, it is kind of heartbreaking to see the vague shapes of better ideas that loom up occasionally in these movies, like the wiemaresque political machination stuff in the first one, only to see them buried. it's like lucas is some kind of autist who doesn't know how to express the thing he thinks he's expressing, or doesn't know that he's not expressing it.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i like blahbarian's reading!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/darth_sensitive.jpg

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It begins.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Being Anakin Skywalker

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

xpostâ€”i know, it's great! it sounds like what a good movie would be like! but you wonder, did GL know that's the movie he was making? it's just wierd that there is enough fragmentary, unattended bits in the movie that we can retrofit these coherent, interesting narrative thru-lines across them.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

are enough...

― g e o f f (gcannon), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

THANK YOU FOR THE PICTURE!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this would make the lightsaber darth's love rod too.

― blahbariantheoriginal, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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