Taking Sides: Women who complain about men with small penises VS men who complain about women with small tits

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its the TS to end all TS

― percypisspants, Monday, 23 May 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i like the small tit complainers better, altho 'dont want no short dick man' is a pretty good song

― minna (minna), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

a small penis may physically hinder sexual pleasure via intercourse, whereas small tits do not. hence, i side with the bitches bitching bout pricks.

― ()ops (()()ps), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i thought abt it slightly more and who am i kidding, women who complain abt small dicks are great company and hilariuos work companions!

― minna (minna), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah small tit complainers are too clever clever, im glad i changed my mind

― minna (minna), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

also, the small tit mockers often engender this neurotic desire to get boobular implants in many women, which is dud on so many levels that it's dudtastic.

― ()ops (()()ps), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Minna? You've been away for a while...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

At least you can dismiss small tit complainers as just representing one aesthetic POV. *Everyone* hates small dix.

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

except for pygmy women

― ()ops (()()ps), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

This girl I worked with once told a tale about how she'd wanted to hook up with this "ripped hottie" for a really long time and when she finally did, it turned out his dick was about two inches long when fully erect. She said it was like giving a handjob to a thimble.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah! i ws sortof travelling but im back home for a while

― minna (minna), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice to have you back! Could you now explain this thread, please?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

A ripped thimble though.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Was she in the Bedazzled remake, Gear?

Small dick complainers have the advantage here - they don't know what they're getting into. Small boobie complainers rarely can say that.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

stuffed bras to thread

― ()ops (()()ps), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks tuomas!
haha oh shit! i'll try, i need to do some research first

― minna (minna), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

fake boobs vs. "short dick man"

small dicks win.

― deej., Monday, 23 May 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ok my suspicions abt that thread were totally unfounded, and im completely at a loss as to what it ws originally abt. we will never know.

― minna (minna), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

which if we're honest is the answer evryone ws hoping for!

― minna (minna), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ive never encountered a truly tiny dick, so i relate to neither of these - BOTH ARE DUD.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

say you had to choose or you wd get eaten by a cat with small tits and dick

― minna (minna), Monday, 23 May 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Answer her..."
http://www.dbeyr.com/images/shaved_cat.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

That cat is SO unhappy...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Monday, 23 May 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) ([email protected]) (webmail), May 23rd, 2005 6:43 PM. (Gear!) (later) (link)

My friend hooked up with a football player and found this too. We suspect 'roids.

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Monday, 23 May 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus fucking christ! someone shd tell that cat mukluks r out

― minna (minna), Monday, 23 May 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The smaller the tit, the bigger the clit. Or so I read.

― andy ---, Monday, 23 May 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend hooked up with a football player and found this too. We suspect 'roids.

-- Cool Hand Luuke (showroo...), May 23rd, 2005 7:12 PM.

ew you mean the 'roids were so big that you couldn't tell 'roid from cock?!?!?

ohh, that kinda 'roid.

― Amon (eman), Monday, 23 May 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ive never encountered a truly tiny dick, so i relate to neither of these - BOTH ARE DUD.

Yeah, me neither. Unless seeing Peter Sarsgaard in Kinsey counts, but it probably doesn't.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Monday, 23 May 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, but both are dud. women are *maybe* worse cos they act like its ok to moan about a small dick while its not ok for men to moan about small titties.

― blahbariantheoriginal, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What about people who complain about fake tits?

― Konstantin Ustinovich Chernenko, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

What's wrong with small tits anyway?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

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