"Wormhole 'no use' for time travel"

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And I had packed my bags and everything!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Donnie Darko will not be pleased.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

But maybe Scorpius will still have some use for them.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Doctor Who, hey! Doctor Who! Doctor Who, hey! In the Tardis!

Funnily enough, I just read The Manual: How to Have a Number One the Easy Way.

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i met elderly msp once. this old black guy comes up to me at a bus stop and goes, "it's me! i can't believe i was ever that young! i've time traveled back here to borrow some money cause we're poor in the future. can you spare us some change?" and he said it with a straight face! AND I'M WHITE! after i gave him a couple bucks, he goes, "now remember, lisa may be hot, but sheena'll suck yo dick in a grocery store line. don't lend either of them money tho! bitches ain't nothin but hos and tricks! you remember that and we'll be alright. time for me to go find my spaceship capsule over up in safeway. aisle 12, refrigeration command module, off we go!"

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

that is so great.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"why are you wearing... that stupid... man costume?"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tesselate you, motherfuckers.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn it, I just know they'll get this time-machine shit worked out the day *after* I die.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Buying all that stock in Wormholes Inc. suddenly doesn't seem all that clever.

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HOW WILL I GET BACK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tesselate you, motherfuckers.
I'll Tessa( Pollitt)-late you, then I'll tranzilate you!

― Ian Riese-Moraine's Plateau Rouge! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

an ingredient called exotic matter.

The secret of my blue-ribbon-winning pie crusts...REVEALED!

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, if I ever discovered a wormhole suitable for time-travelling, the general public would be the last group I'd tell about it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Scientists, pah.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, we'd suspect something was up at the unveiling of the new Pleasant Plains Museum of 353rd Century Curios.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i always thought the idea of an unpredictable wormhole was more interesting than a reliable one anyway.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, scientists just make stuff up.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I could tell you guys the joke I made up this weekend after reading a two-year-old issue of Popular Mechanics.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

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