Hey, what's *your* bag?

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From the online website of a not-great Patty Heart PBS documentary:

Step back to the late 1960s and a country in conflict.

Americans by the thousands are being sent to fight Communism in a controversial war. Public discourse is becoming radicalized with political assassinations and violence. More and more people are causing civil disruptions to protest social injustices. Some, especially the young, feel growing disaffection with Establishment policies, and attraction to alternative lifestyles.

What about you?

I'd be a friggin' high school teacher. LAME.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

oh I've got this set for later on my tivo, is it really not worth watching?

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Link doesn't work!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, it's alright, I suppose -- a few interesting surprises at the end. But I just ended up feeling EVERYBODY involved was just a bunch of cyphers. And the pool of interviewees seemed annoyingly small.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Arrgh:

What's Your Bag?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely someone can fix the link above, right? Right?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It's fixed.

Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like I get to be a high school teacher too. I have my doubts.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, answering each question in the most cynically "establishment" way possible, I get:

Corporate Climber

You got a big promotion -- just in time for your wedding! You splurge by buying your sweetie a brand new, bright red Cadillac El Dorado convertible. Now that's the ride for the hottest young couple in town! You're on the ladder to success. You finally feel secure, and better about the country's future. The war and the bitterness still resonate for some people, but they'll pass with time. Anyway, you're less concerned with some people's hangups over social realities than in getting a share of life's finer things. If being part of "the System" means putting your family and your well-being first, that's fine by you.

Sounds like my dad.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Community Cornerstone
You reap the benefits of a settled routine, including a steady job, a loving spouse, and your own home. Though your new family starts to take priority in your life, you stay in touch with activist friends and support their work in the community -- your own community. You believe that earnest efforts to improve society will always be worthwhile, even if your own involvement these days is in the form of encouragement and donations.

madd dogg in tha fogg (deangulberry), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Authoritative Activist
You continue to speak out for what you believe is right, as part of a left-wing social justice organization. You've found a life partner who is a kindred spirit. The whole Nixon debacle affirms that the political system is corrupt, and you find yourself saying, "I told you so" to all those who doubted your earlier criticisms. Maybe now that Vietnam is in the past, the country can evolve -- you are committed to working for change through peaceful means. The Sixties might be dead, but the spirit of activism keeps on truckin' in the Seventies.

Pretty true, except that they make it all sound very naive, and I defy the political spectrum (although I am more in agreement with the left-wing than right, certainly).

Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a community cornerstone.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The problem with the quiz is obvious, it equates exact personality types with the nature of the politics, though it tries to separate them out (and very hamhandedly at that).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

This quiz needs to be less black & white and little more tie-dyed.

Dean Gulberry, Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

High school teacher. My favorite fork was the choice between "using your family's connections to score a sweet job" or "work on the campaign to re-elect Nixon", ha.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

this was kind of boring. i was almost going to pay to go see it because i like documentaries but i'm glad it was on pbs because it's not worth money.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Authoritative Activist
You continue to speak out for what you believe is right, as part of a left-wing social justice organization. You've found a life partner who is a kindred spirit. The whole Nixon debacle affirms that the political system is corrupt, and you find yourself saying, "I told you so" to all those who doubted your earlier criticisms. Maybe now that Vietnam is in the past, the country can evolve -- you are committed to working for change through peaceful means. The Sixties might be dead, but the spirit of activism keeps on truckin' in the Seventies.

i like how it's "AMERICAN EXPRESS PRESENTS WHAT'S YOUR BAG"

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

That quiz made no sense to me, it wanted to make me sound like every decision I made was on the basis of friends with sketchy names like Jacko and, uh, Allison.

Community Cornerstone
You reap the benefits of a settled routine, including a steady job, a loving spouse, and your own home. Though your new family starts to take priority in your life, you stay in touch with activist friends and support their work in the community -- your own community. You believe that earnest efforts to improve society will always be worthwhile, even if your own involvement these days is in the form of encouragement and donations.

Allyzay is not appropriate for freedom (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

oh I've got this set for later on my tivo, is it really not worth watching?

for me, i'd never seen any of that footage (including what i assume is iconic stuff, like the bank robberies and the shootout), so it was definately worth watching for that.

Matt B. (Matt B.), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

im atching it now--its fair minded and doenst let anyone off the hook, and actually gives some legtimacy to the group

anthony, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Prioritizing Pragmatist

Measured in money, work is fine. You embrace responsibilities and routine at the office and at home with your new spouse. Together, you're building a vision for the future that includes kids, a comfortable life, a big annual vacation, maybe even a second home in the mountains or by the sea, if you can save enough dough. When you read headlines about social activists, you shake your head at their misguided energy. For the first time you feel a distance from those people who said they'd never trust anyone over 30. After all, your 30th birthday is not so far off!

Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't need no stinkin' quiz to tell me my bag. I'd be a radical academic who sided with the students until COINTELPRO infiltrated them and came to take me away, but not before beaming secret information into my brain a la Phillip K Dick. I would escape into the hippie underground, take a lot of acid with Timothy Leary, start a record label, and drink myself to death.

Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Authoritative Activist
You continue to speak out for what you believe is right, as part of a left-wing social justice organization. You've found a life partner who is a kindred spirit. The whole Nixon debacle affirms that the political system is corrupt, and you find yourself saying, "I told you so" to all those who doubted your earlier criticisms. Maybe now that Vietnam is in the past, the country can evolve -- you are committed to working for change through peaceful means. The Sixties might be dead, but the spirit of activism keeps on truckin' in the Seventies.

in truth, i'd just buy a whole earth catalog, build myself a shack in the woods, grow my own food (etc), and make a high-speed internet connection out of twigs and berries. That's real protest!

cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

as i mentioned to a "kindred spirit" earlier, i can't hear that "death to the fascist insects" line now without thinking of the song that john wilkes booze turned it into.

cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

This quiz reminds me of all the bullshit that baby boomers have been spewing over the past 35 years, that has angered me to the core and made me want to line up every single middle-class American (i.e. BORN INTO the middle class) born from 1948 - 1958 and beat the living shit out of them. Having said all that, this is what I got:

Prioritizing Pragmatist
Measured in money, work is fine. You embrace responsibilities and routine at the office and at home with your new spouse. Together, you're building a vision for the future that includes kids, a comfortable life, a big annual vacation, maybe even a second home in the mountains or by the sea, if you can save enough dough. When you read headlines about social activists, you shake your head at their misguided energy. For the first time you feel a distance from those people who said they'd never trust anyone over 30. After all, your 30th birthday is not so far off!

The Kind and Benevolent Oracle of Dee (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i turn 30 next year and i'm more anti- status quo than i've ever been!

cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

im atching it now--its fair minded and doenst let anyone off the hook, and actually gives some legtimacy to the group

Anthony, it doesn't give a fucking scintilla of credibility to the S.L.A. Sure, it doesn't mock. But everybody, at nearly every point of the documentary, underlines how unrealistic and naive the S.L.A.'s revolutionary goals were, to the point where it sounds a little doth-protest-too-much-y -- as if the filmmakers couldn't trust the audience to see that themselves, or to prophylactically answer neo-con charges of coddling criminals and murderers.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

High School Teacher too!

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, I MADE a Patty Hearst/Tania bag.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)


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