alpha males - C or D?

and who says the non-alphas cant be good at "fucking and changing light bulbs / doing errands around house/car..which admittedly is a big thing.."??!!?!

my favourite alpha male and no 1 crush:

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What is a text book alpha male?

Ohhhh I dunno about that. There are certainly women out there who LIKE TO THINK they are one.

But then again, I tend not to get on with Alpha Male types either. I tend to prefer the kind of people who like to think *outside of* prehistoric monkey power systems.

The opposite of an alpha male is a beta boi.

The ultimate Alpha male is Alec Baldwin's character from Glengarry Glen Ross, and I try to pattern myself after him.

what are the benefits of these alphas of whom you speak?

If you can dream-and not make dreams your master;
If you can think-and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings-nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And-which is more-you'll be a Manbison

If you buy my terminology above, I suspect alpha males are more likely to become addicts, more likely to commit violent crimes, more likely to commit suicide and more likely to cheat on their spouses. In the modern world you have to spend a lot of time supressing your rule-the-roost tendencies, especially if you don't like making enemies. And any time you don't take charge of a situation, or you don't come out on top in the end, or for whatever reason you have to take a back seat to someone else, you get depressive.

I hate it!

Therefore, being an alpha male would be experienced as classic by the alpha male, being boffed by an alpha male would be experienced as classic by a subservient female (meaning every female), and not being an alpha male would be experienced as dud by the non-alpha males.

This hierarchy does not map well onto humans, so the term alpha male is pretty dicey when you apply it that way. Essentially, all it means is that you think some guy is overbearing and gets away with it.

Roving weed bros spotted down by the river

i grew up w mainly alpha males so became comfortable being around them

each male however goes through an initiation process in an alpha male controlled group w the sole purpose of turning said male into an alpha

at one point said male either turns into an alpha, steers clear of them or turns into another greek letter, most of the time gravitating to others like him

the rarest of male species is he who outsmarts the alpha male playing in their home turf, mostly playing by their rules but subverting the right ones, thereby gaining their respect, but really deciding which alpha antics to follow while w them

really he is deeply respectful of everyone

this be the sigma male

it's my world, they're just living in it

haha