taking pale white gothic guy sides: jack white vs johnny depp

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jack has never donned scissors and cut his face up like edward scissorhands, so its depp for me.

― percypisspants, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's tricky, I mean Johnny and me have a history you know, there was that whole regrettable 'he will be my husband oh and bring the Don Juan de Marco mask pls' phase I went through... but then Jack, well I can take or leave his music I guess but he was kind of cute with his tesla coil in 'Coffee and Cigarettes' so yeah. But it's not a type I go for these days.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Depp strikes me as insane, but fun, goofy, out-all-night insane. Jack White is insane too, but that sweaty, naked-in-the-bedroom insane, up all night listening to old blues records and collecting the dead skin that he picks off his toes, howling in that weird androgynous voice, fast-moving down the Howard Hughes Expressway to a complete gibbering, quaking pile of man-goo. Hence, Depp.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

that description makes jack white sound a lot cooler, actually.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Depp seems to have a sense of humor, so him.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack White is not even in the same UNIVERSE of weird gothic kookiness as Johnny Depp.

Then again, in his favour, he has never dated Kate Moss. That I know of.

― The Square Root Of Negative Two (kate), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but he dated Renee Zellweger.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Depp for sure. He transcends all other earthly men.

― miele kitty (miele), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

jack white vs. johnny depp vs. michael jackson

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

kate moss vs. renee zellweger.

― blahbariantheoriginal, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently they both fight dirty, but my money's on Depp.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

depp is hotter. this is not difficult.

gear still wins though.

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Depp is pale?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this even really a contest?

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

In Willy Wonka and Edward Scissorhands he is.

x-post

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

depp vs. white vs. gear

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://jessicaleejernigan.typepad.com/photos/misc/white.jpeg
this man is not well

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

scary picture. musical creepy goth androgyne who strangely isn't genesis p-orridge.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://finewhyfine.typepad.com/fine_why_fine/images/grima-thumb.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

though come to think of it, i'm probably underestimating the number of musical creepy goth androgynes in the world

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Depp's WAY cuter. I mean, Jack White's not half-bad looking, but Johnny Depp? C'mon. No contest.

― The Kind and Benevolent Oracle of Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

(OMG, look at this picture page! Completely stare-at-able.) (Ha ha ha, I'm behaving like a 12-year-old now! Which is fun.)

― The Kind and Benevolent Oracle of Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I really like Elephant so I'm voting White. The previews for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory do look good though.

― Sundar (sundar), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I love DeStijl and Elephant but I give the nod to Depp. If Sexiest Men Alive was a position voted on by the women I know, he'd be FDR. And he's almost always a plus in any movie.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

plus Jack looks like he's gonna go off the deep end before he has the chance to rival Depp endurance-wise

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I'm sure my answer would be different if I was female or gay.

― Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 26 May 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6032/1511/1600/jack_white.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Still not as cool as Karl Marx + Ving Rhames = Frederick Douglass.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 8 October 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

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