Help me come up with movie titles for periods from my life!!

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Movie #1: ...wherein our hero makes an independent film about a tiny made-up country off the coast of England with his heterosexual life-partner, having zany adventures in Barcelona, England, and Sealand.

Movie #2: ...wherein our hero travels the country on business, preparing incomplete cadavers (torsos) for gynecological surgical demonstrations held in hotel conference rooms.

Movie #3: ...wherein our hero lives a life of near poverty in the mountains so that he might get as many powder days as possible, making his living teaching the toddlers of the Rich and Famous how to ski (but mostly just singing them songs and getting them to say things like "safety takes no holiday!")

Help! Also, please note that I may actually use some of these (in some form) for an actual project I'm working on, so don't be miffed if I swipe, hey? (and yes, these are real things I've done, #2 included)

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's some pertinent facts about each Movie, in case it makes things any easier for you (and me):

Movie #1:
* The title of the film is "E Mare Libertas"
* It was made on an extremely tiny budget (-10000)
* Things got, well, a little tense between me and HLP (fine now)
* The Principality of Sealand IS real: http://www.sealandgov.com

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

1) Fools Gold
2) Dead Cunts
3) Snow Job

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Movie #1: Kooks!
Movie #2: It's A Living
Movie #3: Up the Downhill

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Movie #2:
* I got this particular job through friends of friends of family
* The job consisted of flying out on a Friday night, meeting the "specimen" at the hotel, defrosting it, and "prepping" it on Saturday morning.
* Prep work involved, among other things, cleaning the specimen, securing it in a frame of sorts, and sewing its asshole shut.
* This job paid very well.

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post: I like "It's a Living." That could also be the tagline...

Movie #3:
* I once taught George Hamilton's kid. He's nice.
* Kids really do say the darnedest things.
* While out and about in town, I have met and bummed cigs from a coke-up Carrot Top no less than 5 times

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuffing the Can
Model One Day, Meat the Next
The Skibum Nanny

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuffing the Can

Bahaha!

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

3) Rope Tow

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

...I am also trying to think of a way to compare these to Star Wars IV-VI. While the chronology would be all fucked up, I'm thinking they map quite nicely as they are. There's something about the fact that I never actually MET in person my boss from the cadaver job that makes me think of Palpatine. And toddlers are like Ewoks.

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

these cadavers had no arms, no legs, no heads, just snatch?

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Pocket pussies.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

2) Necrophilia Au Go Go

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

these cadavers had no arms, no legs, no heads, just snatch?

That's correct: torsos. Well, they had stumpy legs, I guess (to get them into the "stirrups," which were actually just jerry-rigged frames made from pvc piping and duct-tape)

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The mind, it really does boggle

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's a living."

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Need...more...help....deadline...approaching...

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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