Ludacris has a minion whose sole role is to make sure his boss' Gameboy is always loaded with fresh batteries.

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May 26, 2005 -- AND you thought P. Diddy forcing Farnsworth Bentley to hold his umbrella was bad? Mariah Carey retains a "petite Colombian woman" whose duties include "keeping Mariah's long skirts from touching the floor and humping around a Louis Vuitton backpack filled with bottled water," reports Stuff magazine. Nelly keeps a "personal jewelry jockey" to ensure the safekeeping of all his carat-encrusted bling. Ludacris has a minion whose sole role is to make sure his boss' Gameboy is always loaded with fresh batteries. And rapper N.O.R.E. has a hype man, Ching Bing, who has just one job: to stand onstage and swing around a towel.

Hmmm... If you had a personal servant soley devoted to one task, what would it be?

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

To report on Luda's minions.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

but gameboy running out of batt. is ANNOYING!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'd like a female bodybuilder to follow me around and floss my teeth for me.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd have my very own team of croatian water polo players

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

one would require a petite lady to walk up and down ones back at every avaliable occassion.

someone to massage my head

do my work for me so i can spend all day doing what i really want to do with people i really like and know.

someone to do my food shopping for me- i get the red mist in supermarkets so bad- i scare everyone im so impatient ....

or a personal foot massager

somone to record all my fantastic ideas so that they are not lost or forgotten (usually when looking for pen/paper...and that inevitable phone thing happens...)

also someone to read my thoughts and vet them before i say stuff...ohh ohh i want this one..

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

a man with a fried chicken van to follow me around.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

a pretty girl to sit opposite me on a bus to ignore my glances until we are about to leave and she would return a smile.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Nelly keeps a "personal jewelry jockey" to ensure the safekeeping of all his carat-encrusted bling.

this is not that unreasonable. i wonder if he hired the guy after that source article where nelly was freaking out cuz someone ripped off a bunch of his jewellery!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i was gonna say that nelly is the only one here who sounds at least a little bit sensible (or as sensible as you could be if you had enough $$$ to hire a minion/manservant/whatevah).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

if you can afford the ice, you might as well protect it!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It might even be a legal requirement, actually -- most places won't ensure large quantities of jewelry unless it's either locked up or constantly under supervision.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This is why oompah loompahs should be real!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we sure P.Diddy really "forces" Farnsworth Bentlington the Third to carry around his umbrella?

It's simple, I know, but I'd have a chaffeur. But it would have to be an Angela Bassett/Parker style chauffeur, who would help me have adventures and solve crimes and stuff. That would be smart.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(NB you have no idea what hilarious bathroom antics these jewelry-insurance regulations create at my job! One innocent miscommunication, and someone winds up stuck by the door all day, legally prohibited from going out to the bathroom.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't understand that at all! what weird job do you have?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

slocki, didnt your downstairs neighhbor have a job bike-messendering around valuable gems around new york city??

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

yes!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

BEING A MALE HO.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(Slocki, I work for a jeweler. There are various requirements about the supervision of the merchandise. Suffice to say that when there's few enough people in the office, little dances happen over who can be in and out of the room.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I want a lackie to cheer and whoop when I do keepy uppies in beer gardens, and I'll spit in the eye of any fucker who doesn't applaud.

― El-Hadji Diouf (GerryNemo), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ah nabisco that makes sense. my brain is kind of on hold today.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

do you work in the diamond district, nabisco?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

(Not anymore, Tad; the main office moved Queensward last fall.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

eighteen years pass...

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