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> If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you,
which would you choose? Pick your dessert, then look to see what Psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE
PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!
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> Angel Food Cake
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> Brownies
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> Lemon Meringue
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> Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing
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> Strawberry Short Cake
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> Chocolate on Chocolate
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> Ice cream
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> Carrot Cake
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> NO. You can't change your mind once you scroll down! So think
carefully what your choice will be! OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you!
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― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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> ANGEL FOOD CAKE.. Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy
items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.
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> BROWNIES... You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of
under dogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humour and direction. You tend to be very loyal.
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> LEMON MERINGUE... Smooth, sexy, &articulate with your hands, you are
> an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to

> walk and chew gum at the same
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> time . A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.
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> VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING... Fun-loving,sassy, humorous. Not
very grounded in life, very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.
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> STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other
people and can Be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional at times.
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> CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE... Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very
creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior or but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.
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> ICE CREAM... You like sports, whether it be baseball, football,
basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control.
You tend To be self-centred and high maintenance.
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> CARROT CAKE... You are a very fun loving g person, who likes to laugh.
You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.
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― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I choose Lemon Meringue. Totally inaccurate. I would never chew gum.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I couldn't decide between brownies and carrot cake.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

> CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE... Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very
creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior or but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

Yay! I'm sexy!

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

what wonderful insights into my personality!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i was hoping the end of the email says

HAHAHAHAHHA U R A FAT BASTARD!!

but i got.

CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE... Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very
creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior or but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c, we should totally fuck.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

do you have a vagina?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

After a fashion.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont settle for anything average in life

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a chocolate vagina.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, let's fuck

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

or at least i'll eat you out.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think you understand how totally disgusting my last post was, and how sorry I am for it.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no! you meant a bum!!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ICE CREAM... You like sports, whether it be baseball, football,
basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control.
You tend To be self-centred and high maintenance.

Where's my "sexy"/"romantic"/"sassy"? I don't even like sports!

― astropatty (adr), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i was about to write "your anus has warped my innocent mind" and then i visualised it

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX should devote itself to making up stupid things like this. For instance, which of the following fruits would you choose: orange, banana, apple, cherry, grapefruit, or pear?

Orange: you are sunny and vivacious.
Banana: you are tall, skinny, and moody.
Apple: you are strong, hearty, and reliable.
Cherry: you are sweet, bubbly, and sexy.
Grapefruit: you are edgy, cynical, and tart.
Pear: you have a big ass.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

firstly, the WHERE'S THE FUCKING PAVLOVA???

secondly, i picked ice cream and im the laziest lazy that ever lazied.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Lemon merengue for me. I don't chew gum either.

― TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, i guess i should have read the second half of the ice cream description. in that case OTFM

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Which of the following movies would you watch: Austin Powers, A Clockwork Orange, Rocky IV, Sleepless in Seattle, or Alladin?

Austin Powers: you laugh easily and often.
A Clockwork Orange: you are interested in the arts.
Rocky IV: you enjoy sports, and may have a penis.
Sleepless in Seattle: you like dating men.
Alladin: you are a child.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

So which is the dessert that says "you're a pimp"? I choose that one.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Ice cubes

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

suggested revisions in brackets:

Rocky IV: you enjoy sports, (are male,) and may have a penis.
Sleepless in Seattle: you like dating men (that dont exist).

x-post

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Chocolate on chocolate, OF COURSE. Food of the gods.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I slay dragons!!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

What precisely is meant by "chocolate on chocolate?" If this referred to something cakelike, I'd probably have gone with that -- but as it stands I can't help imagining a bar of baker's chocolate with some syrup poured over it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Some of those aren't dessert in my book. You would eat Carrot Cake at tea, or just after lunch - not after dinner. Not that I want to appear pedantic or anything.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

A Clockwork Orange: you are interested in the arts and rape.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Standards ought to be upheld.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

look to see what Psychiatrists think about you!

According to the answers, these Psychiatrists think all the people who get this email are just as sweet as puppies and nice as rose petals and we should all love each other and be happy.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

How awful!!!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This email is the new Kraft-Ebbing.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I wasn't sure what "chocolate on chocolate" meant, either.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Neither was I, but I decided it did not matter. See, that's the whole test. If you decide not to pick "chocolate on chocolate" because you don't know exactly what it means, you're not sexy.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah well. But "when tempers flare up, I whip out my saber."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I like sports? No, I don't.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, yes you do!

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a carrot cake. It's pretty accurate I suppose, but I only have a few loyal friends.

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

These are not your carrot cake tendencies, Je4nne, but rather the Sagittarian gravitation on your house of Aries.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

CARROT CAKE... You are a very fun loving g person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

Motherfucker, you sayin' my heart ain't warm?

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Much as a rock crushes scissors in a game of paper-scissors-rock, a Sagittarian pull on your house of Aries is able to override any carrot cake tendencies in your personality. However, they both ensure you a warm-hearted person and they only reinforce one another. You are therefore very, very warm-hearted. Practically aflame with warm-heartedness.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

See a doctor.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a strawberry shortcake person. Yum.

You are going out on a date tonight. What do you wear?
* A red dress with high heels
* A cardigan sweater and ankle-length dress
* A little black number
* Sweatpants

Pick one!

Answer:
RED DRESS: You are a slut
CARDIGAN: You are a slut who gets off on covering yourself up
BLACK NUMBER: You are a slut too - you just like black better than red
SWEATPANTS: You are also a slut because you know it's easy to pull sweatpants off.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a "fun loving person"! And a "slut"!

― the black hand, Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the exact same thing as jel. gum is revolting.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 29 May 2005 06:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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