I just swallowed a thesaurus, what should I do?

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OK so I went to the library today and got out some books and now I'm at home, I guess I was just feeling a little verbose but I just swallowed a thesaurus. I just want someone to talk to. I don't want to call my friends or a helpline as they wouldn't understand... what should I do?

― moley, Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you have a Little Book of Calm?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

vomit; spew out or up, belch forth, regurgitate, throw up, gag, retch, heave, (colloq) puke, sick up, chunder, barf, upchuck, toss (one's) cookies, spiff (one's) biscuits.

― estela (estela), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Indulge in a little logorrhea.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

chase it with a dictionary?

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Have one-night stands with jouissance, despondency, tristfulness, ambivalence, and subterfuge.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's Plateau Rouge! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 27 May 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn Spencer stole my joke :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 27 May 2005 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

perambulate to an apothocery?

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 27 May 2005 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Toyota.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 May 2005 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

You swallowed a dinosaur?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 27 May 2005 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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