``I won't race against Danica Patrick until the IRL does something to take that advantage away.''

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CONCORD, N.C. (AP) -- Robby Gordon accused Danica Patrick of having an unfair advantage in the Indianapolis 500 and said Saturday he will not compete in the race again unless the field is equalized.

Gordon, a former open-wheel driver now in NASCAR, contends that Patrick is at an advantage over the rest of the competitors because she only weighs 100 pounds. Because all the cars weigh the same, Patrick's is lighter on the race track.

``The lighter the car, the faster it goes,'' Gordon said. ``Do the math. Put her in the car at her weight, then put me or Tony Stewart in the car at 200 pounds and our car is at least 100 pounds heavier.

``I won't race against her until the IRL does something to take that advantage away.''

The Indy Racing League does not consider the weight of the driver in its race specifications. The car has to weigh at least 1,525 pounds before the fuel and driver are added, and teams in Indy have estimated that Patrick will gain close to 1 mph in speed because of her small stature.

Although her rivals in Sunday's race have said she doesn't have a huge advantage, pole-sitter Tony Kanaan told reporters he would like the Indy Racing League to look into the issue.

``Right off the bat, a guy my size is spotting her 105 pounds,'' Gordon said. ``That's the reason she's so much faster.''

Gordon never planned to race in the Indy 500 this season, choosing instead to focus on his job as owner of a NASCAR team. Gordon had run in the 500 and NASCAR's Coca-Cola 600 on the same day the past four years.

But with his startup team struggling, Gordon couldn't afford to take his focus off NASCAR. He qualified 25th for Sunday's race, but his car was among the fastest in most of the practice sessions.

Still, he said the No. 7 Chevrolet is searching for more horsepower from its Menard-built engines.

``We are a long ways away,'' Gordon said. ``But we're still working and we will get there.''

I wonder if any smaller-statured male drivers in the past have dealt with this?

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if any horse-racing jockeys in the past have dealt with this?

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if any pro cyclists in the past have dealt with this?

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I remember Cristiano De Matta having criticsm levied at him because he was almost jockey sized when he raced open wheel in the US. Its not as horribly outrageous as I'm sure it will be made out to be.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Robby Gordon is an idiot.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

>I wonder if any horse-racing jockeys in the past have dealt with this?<

Yes, actually. I watched a great documentary on HBO last April about jockeys and the health problems they had trying to cut weight and the efforts to create a union. Nowadays, there's a minimum weight of 122 (I think), whereas there wasn't one until last year.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, but the horses don't weigh the same (although there is an age limit for racehorses) and the benefits of having a well-trained, physically fit horse far outweigh the lesser advantage of having a jockey that is five pounds lighter.

Cycling is probably a better example. There are minimum weight limits for the bikes, and therefore, smaller guys have an advantage over larger guys on the long climbs. Thus, most of the best climbers are small. This is hardly an "unfair" advantage.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

>OK, but the horses don't weigh the same (although there is an age limit for racehorses) and the benefits of having a well-trained, physically fit horse far outweigh the lesser advantage of having a jockey that is five pounds lighter.<

Right, but given the fact that horses have, well, fewer horses, any less weight that's carried is beneficial. As a result, jockeys had to cut down to contract weights or lower to get jobs. When we talk "lower", we're talking making sub-flyweight (think: under 112 lbs), often losing 10 lbs in a single night prior to races. Its pretty nasty.

>Cycling is probably a better example. There are minimum weight limits for the bikes, and therefore, smaller guys have an advantage over larger guys on the long climbs. Thus, most of the best climbers are small. This is hardly an "unfair" advantage.<

Well, in cycling, you're self propelled. That's a big difference from a race car or a horse. For that reason alone, we can't even really compare it. Besides, bigger guys can succeed in cycling. See; Miguel Indurain.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The IRL needs to look into keeping NASCAR mouth-breathers the fuck away from Indy racing.

adam (adam), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

See; Miguel Indurain.

Indurain wasn't a top climber.

The point is, smaller guys can climb faster. If you're planning on winning a race like the Tour de France, then you'd best not weigh more than, say, 165 lbs. So if you're 6'2", 185, then it's stretching it to say that the 5'9", 140lb Iban Mayo's of the world have an unfair advantage over you. He was born smaller, and smaller guys excel at skills that larger guys don't, and vice versa.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

>>The point is, smaller guys can climb faster. If you're planning on winning a race like the Tour de France, then you'd best not weigh more than, say, 165 lbs. So if you're 6'2", 185, then it's stretching it to say that the 5'9", 140lb Iban Mayo's of the world have an unfair advantage over you. He was born smaller, and smaller guys excel at skills that larger guys don't, and vice versa.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Sunday, 29 May 2005 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Urgh. I forget about the double arrows.

My previous post, in short:

-Auto Racing depends on pure speed, whereas cycling requires endurance from the rider. Typically, a race car driver getting tired doesn't mean the car slows down, unless it affects his ability to drive seriously. It does affect the speed of a cyclist because the propulsion of the bike is driven by him. And when raw speed counts, the time trials, Miguel did pretty damn decently.

-This is only an issue because Danica Patrick is playing the role of Freddy Adu 2K5. Paul Tracy talking about this same issue half a decade ago in CART and practically everyone in F1 the last decade going over this topic never garnered any media attention from the US media because none of it was directed at a female, and therefore there was no fun "sexist" angle to pull off of it for ratings and controversy.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Sunday, 29 May 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Auto Racing depends on pure speed, whereas cycling requires endurance from the rider.

That is an oversimplification -- cycling depends on the body's power output and on stamina. These are separate things. Climbing at 30 km/h requires more power output from a 180 lb rider than from a 140 lb rider, and thus, the lighter riders have an advantage.

But it's not an "unfair" advantage. By that measure, Shaq has an unfair advantage in the NBA because he's bigger than everybody else. In baseball, 170 lb infielder have an unfair advantage over 195 lb infielders because they're lighter and are therefore more agile and have better range.

Paul Tracy talking about this same issue half a decade ago in CART and practically everyone in F1 the last decade going over this topic never garnered any media attention from the US media because none of it was directed at a female

Ain't that the truth.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 29 May 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The guy should shut up before he finds himself out of a job and replaced by a smaller, lighter, faster woman...

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Sunday, 29 May 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

They should disqualify Shaquille O'Neal from the NBA since he's so much bigger and taller than the other guys.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 29 May 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

``Right off the bat, a guy my size is spotting her 105 pounds,'' Gordon said. ``That's the reason she's so much faster.''

HEY FATASS: LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT. FATTY.

(no offense to the non-professional-"athlete" ILXors out there...)


Seriously, how can you expect me to take you seriously as a "sports-man", Robby, if you're going to bitch about the fact that a presumably fit little woman is making you lose because you weigh 100 (!!!) pounds more than she does? Gimme a break.

giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 29 May 2005 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

danica patrick is quite fit

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 29 May 2005 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's see proof.

L (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

From an article on speedtv.com by Dennis Noyes (just to prove you don't have to be female to get this kind of criticism)

http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/medium/42229_pedrosa.motegi.web.jpg

The only question about Dani Pedrosa, former 125 and defending World 250 Champion, is which of the two factory HRC teams he will ride for in the 2006 MotoGP season.

Well, there is another question too, but not one that seems to bother HRC. Can a 107-pound rider who is so small that he would carry ballast in most horse races, control a 250 horse power 990cc MotoGP machine? In fact, Dani would have to carry ten pounds of ballast under the proposed 118 pound minimum jockey weight currently under study by the California Horse Racing Board.

Dani´s personal manager and mentor, former 500 GP rider (and winner), Alberto Puig, is overseeing a program to build Dani´s strength. Weight gain will be a consequence but not the objective. Pedrosa was evaluated three years ago at the famous CAR (Centro de Alto Rendimiento…or Center for High Performance) in Barcelona where doctors correctly estimated his rate of growth. The CAR evaluation said that he would need to compensate for a lack of bulk by strength and endurance.

In the 250 class last year his rivals and, in fact, most of the IRTA 250 team owners, sought to have the rules changed to introduce a minimum weight (with ballast to be added) as is currently the case in the 125 class where a 299.2 pound minimum weight is applied to the combined rider (with protective clothing and helmet) and bike weight. (Amazingly the combined weight of Dani and his 250 Honda is only 152 kilograms or 334 pounds, only about 35 pounds more than the minimum weight for a 125 rider-bike combo.)

The Grand Prix Commission rejected the rule change proposal and fans in Spain regarded the attempt to add ballast to the 250s as an insult to Pedrosa. It is an emotional issue, with most technicians agreeing that Dani’s light weight is an advantage, but also agreeing that he is an extraordinary rider and that his weight advantage is not the reason he wins.

chris j (chris j), Sunday, 29 May 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You'd think with that humpback they'd cut him some slack.

Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 29 May 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The advantage that Patrick has is real, but as a matter of equity, so what? She is also correspondingly weaker in the upper body. I've heard assertions by fans about how exhausting racing is, and how stong one must be to be competitive. OK, if that's so, she does have a handicap, it's just a strength one rather than a weight one.

Plus, there is NO REASON an athlete under 6'3" MUST weigh 210 lbs. If you're 6' even and 210 lbs you're either fat, quite muscular, or some combo thereof. And if you tell me that you need all that muscle to steer your car, I say simply "Danica Patrick seems to do it fine at 105 lbs."

A pure climber in pro cycling at 6'3" is pretty much non-existent, but you'd probly be looking at around 150 lbs (the 2 lbs/inch rule). Someone like Armstrong being able to climb with the pure climbers at 5'11" 158 lbs is amazing, plus he's got some explosiveness from what little extra mass he's got.

Cycling is probably a better example. There are minimum weight limits for the bikes, and therefore, smaller guys have an advantage over larger guys on the long climbs. Thus, most of the best climbers are small. This is hardly an "unfair" advantage.

The cycling analogy is, I think, not so good here. The weight limit on bikes works against lighter people. Jose Rujano who finished 3rd overall today in the Giro weighs 48 kilos!!! He is fucking tiny, even for pro cycling. If you looked at his bike, it's so overbuilt for him it's not funny. Really, he should ride smaller 650 wheels, but if he did, he wouldn't be able to get a quick wheel change from anyone.

Hunter (Hunter), Sunday, 29 May 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

what's with danica's lynndie photo up there?

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 29 May 2005 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Robby Gordon is an idiot

...like a fox! An idiotic fox.

Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 29 May 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

what's with danica's lynndie photo up there?

That's Tommy Kendal (Race driver...dominated the Trans Am series int he early/mid 90's) that she's leading around. That's from when he was the tv color guy for the CART series in 2003 (I think) and Danica was racing Toyota Atlantics (CART support/rookie series). At the Long Beach Grand prix that year, they both raced in the Toyota Celebrity race, and TK bet Danica that he'd finish higher than her. He lost the bet and had to be her slave for a day or something.

tylero (tylero), Sunday, 29 May 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

she led for 15 laps and just now got overtaken, lap 187 I think.

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 29 May 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

oh! she's back in the lead! but she really needs to make a pit stop or something, this is remarkably exciting.

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 29 May 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Bummer ending, but she did well.

Hunter (Hunter), Sunday, 29 May 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

>That is an oversimplification -- cycling depends on the body's power output and on stamina. These are separate things. Climbing at 30 km/h requires more power output from a 180 lb rider than from a 140 lb rider, and thus, the lighter riders have an advantage.

But it's not an "unfair" advantage. By that measure, Shaq has an unfair advantage in the NBA because he's bigger than everybody else. In baseball, 170 lb infielder have an unfair advantage over 195 lb infielders because they're lighter and are therefore more agile and have better range.<

But you're racing a car. That's the key difference here. The car is the athlete (its the truth) and the driver mearly guides. Yes, there are physical demands on the driver; this is fact. However, the purpose of the sport is to find out who controls a race car in the best fashion. A proper comparison to Shaq in basketball would be like discussing Ferrari's typical dominance in Formula One; There are no limits to what you can spend in F1, so whoever wants to put together a better car than Ferrari can. They just have to spend about $300 million to do it.

Again, weight limits for drivers is *NOT* new. This is not the first time its been discussed. Its only an issue because its a female for whom the discussion is about. If Robby Gordon was somehow against female racers, it probably would have come out somewhere along his over 20 year career where he's piloted everything from wheels (having nearly won the Indy 500, raced Winston Cup, winning the Baja 1000, etc). Hell, he currently races in a series where sandbags are used to offset driver weight (Winston Cup). Its just character assasination at this point; hell, look at this thread. People seem to be under the impression that the California born/bred Gordon is some sort of slack jawed southerner.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Sunday, 29 May 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

this girl is so cool

Paul Tracy talking about this same issue half a decade ago in CART and practically everyone in F1 the last decade going over this topic never garnered any media attention from the US media because none of it was directed at a female

uh, or because "no one" in the US cares about CART or F1?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 30 May 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

CART should be thanking Danica Patrick for giving it the publicity its sorely lacked for about 15 years for a myriad of reasons, mainly to do with poor promotion and NASCAR lapping it in the car racing popularity sweepstakes. I still remember when Indy racing was relatively huge and NASCAR was a non-entity.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 30 May 2005 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

>uh, or because "no one" in the US cares about CART or F1?<

If a female was running F1, there would be coverage in the US. Make no doubt about it. CART less so, since there are no big races. However, were someone to come out with a similar quote, yes, the media would turn their attention to it.

BTW, Gear, the reason why open wheel racing is dead is because of the IRL/CART split that occurred back in 1995. CART is still a separate entity with its own series, cars, and races, while the IRL has become the "Indycar Racing Series". However, around 2002, many of the top CART teams defected to the IRL, and the IRL changed pretty much their entire image to fit them. So out with the whole no ovals, no engine leases, and all american squad of drivers, and in with, well, what CART did pretty well with up till the split. Frankly, I wouldn't mind it if both series faded into oblivion.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 30 May 2005 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

err, all ovals, not no ovals. the IRL now runs road and street courses, whereas it was all facilities co-run by NASCAR before.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 30 May 2005 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

right, that was one of the reasons I hinted at. I couldn't remember what the reasons behind the split were, which obviously destroyed the sport's popularity. I do wonder if a NASCAR driver is the one being particularly vocal about this weight issue because he's got something substantial to fall back on, while the CART drivers realize what she's doing for their sport, and they're willing to say is "maybe they should look into it, I dunno..."

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 30 May 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

>right, that was one of the reasons I hinted at. I couldn't remember what the reasons behind the split were, which obviously destroyed the sport's popularity. I do wonder if a NASCAR driver is the one being particularly vocal about this weight issue because he's got something substantial to fall back on, while the CART drivers realize what she's doing for their sport, and they're willing to say is "maybe they should look into it, I dunno..."<

Well, CART is getting nothing out of this. No PR, no interest, nothing. Patrick runs for Rahal/Letterman, and not Forsythe. IRL is getting all the buzz, so you can expect their ratings and attendance to go up (which it desperately needs to). CART, on the other hand, has had two feet in the grave for the last 3-4 years, its just that the rich folks who own it (and most of the cars competing) don't know it and keep throwing money in. As long as the street races still pack in crowds, there's no reason to kill either series...but neither really means anything right now.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 30 May 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

all this is where my confusion lies! CART/IRL racing sounds about as well-managed as the NHL...

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 30 May 2005 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

If a female was running F1, there would be coverage in the US. Make no doubt about it.

when was the last time you heard about F1 in the US? i can't recall a single instance since Senna died.

You seem to be arguing that the weight issue was the 'real' story here, even though that arose only after the national media had already started paying attention to Patrick - the AP article above followed several days of stories about her in national papers. But the story above arose less from the fact that there was a female driver, and more from the fact that she was commented upon by a driver in a more prominent series (and the #2 sport in America) - note that the byline of the AP story is Concord, NC, home of the weekend's NASCAR race, rather than Indianapolis, IN.

And the coverage of her in general arose not just because she is female, but also because (i) there was a serious chance she would win the race, (ii) she was promoted and given national tv exposure by a major television figure, and (iii) the 24-hour tv news cycle has next to nothing to talk about over Memorial Day weekend. The coverage was not driven by "sexis[m]" controversy, but rather was a mix of sports and "human interest" coverage of the sort that appears in what used to be referred to as the "womens' pages" of newspapers - a way to gain the attention of two "audiences" at once.

I'm not positive you're wrong, but you're ignoring a lot of factors in why the media paid attention here, such as:
- the fact that she was not merely competing, but had a chance to actually win a big race, without an American cognate in F1
- the fact that her team is owned by Letterman, giving her national tv exposure (and perhaps a push at CBS News)
- the fact that the story became a news leader, rather than a human interest (formerly "womens'") or sports story only after it was commented on by a prominent driver in the #2 sport in America.
- the completely dead Memorial Day weekend news cycle, combined with the demands of 24-hour tv news

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 30 May 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(er, ignore the last part)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 30 May 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

danica patrick is quite fit
Let's see proof.

OK: http://www.nationalledger.com/danica_pictures.shtml

(we can talk about the whole why-do-pro-athlete-females-need-to-do-FHM-spreads-shouldn't-we-just-respect-them-for-their-accomplishments later. cuz it IS a valid question.)

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 30 May 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

(Duh. Pro-athlete-females (not counting curlers and bowlers, and some golfers) are generally in very good shape. Male pro-athletes do beefcake all the time. Why can't we just respect actresses for their accomplishments? Or models? Or singers? I mean, female athletes are probably the best kind of women for cheesecake photo spreads since they actually have purposeful muscles and limbs, y'know?)

Huk-L, Monday, 30 May 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Good point.

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 30 May 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Gordon needs to get his fat ass out of the car and run a few of those laps.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the networks has started showing Formula 1 again. A few years ago I could get F1 races on Speedvision, but then they became all-NASCAR (or close), now it's back on CBS through some third-party arrangement (buying airtime and then selling advertising, rather than the network doing it).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think this has been mentioned yet, but this comment:

practically everyone in F1 the last decade going over this topic

is (and apologies if I'me wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm not) 100% wrong in the context of this issue. Weight matters in F1, enormously, but 2 things make the Danica problem impossible, or as near as:

1) at the end of the race, the combined weight of car and driver must be over 600kg

2) modern technology is so efficient that the cars run many dozen kg underweight and make up the difference with ballast.

Using the same system in IRL would mean Robby Gordon could eat a dick - his only potential complaint being that he has a higher centre of gravity.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 30 May 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

>when was the last time you heard about F1 in the US? i can't recall a single instance since Senna died.<

When was the last time a female ran F1? Exactly. A female racing in F1 would make the news, just as if a female got signed to Manchester United.

>You seem to be arguing that the weight issue was the 'real' story here, even though that arose only after the national media had already started paying attention to Patrick - the AP article above followed several days of stories about her in national papers. But the story above arose less from the fact that there was a female driver, and more from the fact that she was commented upon by a driver in a more prominent series (and the #2 sport in America) - note that the byline of the AP story is Concord, NC, home of the weekend's NASCAR race, rather than Indianapolis, IN.<

If she was not female, the discussion would have never happened. True or false?

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

>is (and apologies if I'me wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm not) 100% wrong in the context of this issue. Weight matters in F1, enormously, but 2 things make the Danica problem impossible, or as near as:

1) at the end of the race, the combined weight of car and driver must be over 600kg

2) modern technology is so efficient that the cars run many dozen kg underweight and make up the difference with ballast.

Using the same system in IRL would mean Robby Gordon could eat a dick - his only potential complaint being that he has a higher centre of gravity. <

Exactly. This is a recent rules change from the last 5 years or so, I believe, and breaking it is a serious rules infraction. BAR broke it at San Marino and ended up having both their cars have to sit on the sidelines for 2 races as a suspension. What you have to understand is that Robby Gordon is asking PRECISELY for such a rule in the IRL. It exists in the two biggest racing series in the world (sans the WRC), so why not in the IRL or CART?

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

40% higher ratings. yay danica!

(i still think she's a babe even if she didn't win)

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(tho seriously what kinda name is danica?!?!?)

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"(i still think she's a babe even if she didn't win)"

Fourth is still pretty impressive for a rookie driver, right?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck yeah it is.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

tho helio castroneves (aka the spiderman) did it his first try

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

dude winnie cooper's real name is danica. 'danica' = fox.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

no, danica to me does not mean fox. to me it means "my dad's name is dan and my mom's name is monica."

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

cmon dude winnie cooper.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife is trying to convince me that she's Dan Patrick's daughter.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

never liked that show

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

she's no winnie cooper

no one in America cares about Man U either

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

that freak with the beard in tampa did for some reason

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)


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