his hyar is a thread about th' noo series! An' th' Secret Files one-shot preceedin' th' series w/ art by DARWYN COOKE! Fry mah hide! Here! Fry mah hide!
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), January 17th, 2005.
Answers
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), January 17th, 2005.
Th' sto'y will focus on Jo'dan relivin' THE MOST MEANINGFUL FIGHTS OF HIS LIFE. Punch by meanin'-laden punch.
-- Vic Fluro (ss...), January 18th, 2005.
Does thet mean it's only a-gonna be 8 pages?
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), January 18th, 2005.
"Oooh, Sinestro! Fry mah hide! Oooh, Star Sapphire! Ooooh, th' 27 times ah sh'd've been called on mah lazy as a houn'dog racism by Pieface! Ooooh, mussard! Fry mah hide!"
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), January 18th, 2005.
"This hyar was THE MOST MEANINGFUL FIGHT OF ALL - th' fight wif MY OWN SOUL as thet ratty old black fellah rambled on about o'ange hides an' purple hides, an' then ah looked a bit sad an' pissed as a weasel in a blender off wifout sayin' t'other wo'd t'him, evah agin, t'look aroun' South Car'lina in a COOL JEEP! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!"
-- Vic Fluro (s...), January 18th, 2005.
Yeah, cuz all them other superheroes is jest teemin' wif depph! Fry mah hide!
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), January 18th, 2005.
Marvel Comics is jest one pow'ful long puberty metapho'.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), January 18th, 2005.
Green Lantern is puberty itse'f! Fry mah hide!
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), January 18th, 2005.
Green Lantern is fear of internal water spo'ts.
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), January 18th, 2005.
OMG, GL is mighty about bedwettin' anxiety! Fry mah hide!
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), January 18th, 2005.
When ah was 19 ah figgerd th' bess way t'kill GL'd be t'trap him in a huge vat of piss. Light'd filter through it so it'd be yeller all th' way down, an' his wil'power'd be distracked by th' ungodly taste.
In fack, thass a 100-page giant right thar.
-- Vic Fluro (s...), January 18th, 2005.
80 pages is a Giant, 100 pages is a digest.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), January 18th, 2005.
ah pow'ful sh'd haf clicked on this hyar thread earlier today.
-- Th' Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 18th, 2005.
"Drown In Piss Digest"
Wif special scratch-n-sniff covah. I'd buy thet comic fo' four whole dollars.
-- Vic Fluro (...), January 19th, 2005.
Alex Rost whoop-de-doo.
http://www.noosareema.com/fo'ums/showthread, cuss it all t' tarnation.php?s=&threadid=31693
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 15th, 2005.
Th' last issue of Rebirth was purdy meh. AND ENOUGH WITH THE NARRATION ALREADY! Fry mah hide! "ah was daid. ah muss win, as enny fool kin plainly see. Nice try, Pinky. Sinestro muss be stopped, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah hope ah still haf Carol's number."
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), April 15th, 2005.
Yeah, quit writin' direckly t'th' Msg Bd nurds, Mr. John-Boys.
"Yo' will respeck him! Fry mah hide!" Fuck thet noize.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 15th, 2005.
When is he a-gonna team up wif th' British vahshun of Green Lantern, interplanetary po-liceman Th' Blue Lamp.
-- Pete (pb1...), April 15th, 2005.
Space-Bobbie!
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 15th, 2005.
Green Lantern's Noo Noo Light! Fry mah hide!
http://www.noosareema.com/DC/GreenLantern/recharge.htm
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
YAY FOR DAVE GIBBONS! Fry mah hide!
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), April 28th, 2005.
ah wish he was drawin' it too, though.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
Yeah, but I'll take him enny way ah can git (even tho his Gil Kane / Dick Gio'dano artistic tendencies'd be puffick fo' a GL title) (which is purdy obvious, as he DID GL fo' a spell) (not thet ah need t'tell yo' thet).
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), April 28th, 2005.
ah's not familiar wif Patrick Gleason (who reads Aquaman?), but th' drawin' accompennyin' th' article meets wif mah approval, ah reckon. Gardner's sneer is appropriately Gardnernian, as enny fool kin plainly see.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
Salakk: classic.
Kilowog: dud, cuss it all t' tarnation.
-- Tom (freakytrigge...), April 28th, 2005.
Pre-Emerald Dawn Kilowog is classic. He was a weird commie outsider who had kepp th' souls of his intire planet (destroyed in th' Crisis) in his rin' an' had a crush on Hal Jo'dan's squeeze.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
All thet is outweighed fo' me by th' wo'd "poozers".
-- Tom (freakytrigge...), April 28th, 2005.
Point taken, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Does thet mean yo' also hate Ch'p fo' his frequent refrain of "Oh mah stars an' li'l fishes!"?
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
No, Ch'p is classic whutevah he says.
Also classic: Driq, thet GL who is a huge amoeba, thet GL who is a planet, Abin Sur
Also dud: Arisia, thet GL who is basically a Lobo rip off.
-- Tom (freakytrigge...), April 28th, 2005.
Yo' mean Guy Gardner, Tom?
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), April 28th, 2005.
ah thunk he meant Chattanooga T. Chance.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
Yessuh Huk thass th' fella. All th' hoomin GLs is classic, 'cept Guy Gardner in Warrio' mode.
-- Tom (freakytrigge...), April 28th, 2005.
An' he warn't pow'ful hoomin then ennyway.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME:
"Yo' who is wicked, evil, an' mean -
- ah's th' nastiess creep yo've *evah* see! Fry mah hide!
Come one, come all; put up a fight;
I'll poun' yer butts wif Green Lantern's light.
Yowza."
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), April 28th, 2005.
Fum John-Boy Ostran'er, no less!
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
YOU HAVE REALLY GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), April 28th, 2005.
ah have pow'ful t'brush th' grammar up on mine.
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), April 28th, 2005.
YOWSA
-- Chuck Tatum (sappy_papp...), April 28th, 2005.
Holy crap. ah didn't reckanize thet th' Yowza was part of th' oath.
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), April 28th, 2005.
Wow, Abner Gibbons has me interested in buyin' a Green Lantern series. Thet's kind of amazin' t'me. ah love th' idea of teamin' up Kyle Rayner an' Guy Gardner.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), April 28th, 2005.
Abner is thet fum th' Cowfella Troy album?
-- Tom (freakytrigge...), April 29th, 2005.
ah will say "yes" so ah doesn't hafta find out whut "th' Cowfella Troy album" is.
-- Abner R. (quoteidio...), April 29th, 2005.
ah jest googled "yowsa" an' "green lantern" an' came up wif a traumatic buffy/spike fanfic site. On second thunks, will spare yo' of url, ah reckon.
-- Chuck Tatum (sappy_papp...), April 29th, 2005.
Popmatters be hatin': http://popmatters.com/comics/green-lantern-1-6.shtml
-- Huk-L (han'somishbo...), May 30th, 2005.
― Huk-L, Monday, 30 May 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)