Your least favorite ILXor - no circle jerkin' plz [now slightly NSFW]

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Momus - what a ponce

― Logged out belle and sebastian fan, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Stupid idea. Not least because anything that comes to mind as the worst must be reasonably decent. The real worst are in the nooks, forgotten.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i resemble that remark

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Not least because anything that comes to mind as the worst must be reasonably decent.

There is something EXTREMELY wrong with that statement. It's about least favorite, not absolute worst. also: one man's trash...

for me? alex in nyc, danothermusic, momus, random twits.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess you could guess mine.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s. ILX grow some balls.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

this is a mean and pointless, classless thread.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe only if you read the noize board, tho.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread seems very mean spirited

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

so to answer the topic question, whoever started this thread

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

mean spirited threads on ILE? Who'd a thunk it?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It's about least favorite, not absolute worst.

Oh, the least favourite! What is your least favourite? The tenth in your top ten? The hundredth in your top hundred? My top six does not include either Ian John50n or jaymc. Also, they would not be my least favourites, more's the pity.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

um, thanks?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i think my favorite ilxor that i have not yet meant is slocki.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

meant = met.

sorry, i'm drunk. it's memorial day, guys!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian, if it's any consolation, tonight it's you -- and I think you know that usually I'm a fan

― Ballsonym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HONESTY IS IMPORTANT, I FEEL.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

oh matt! matt is great, too! i regret singling out one ilxor.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

jaymc get the love off this thread, this is the thread of evil and hatred, you are too good and pure for ussssssss

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is a bad idea.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The people whose posts irritate me most, I don't consider ILXors, just trolls. (I mean, does anybody consider C*lum an ILXor?) So I don't think I have a least favorite.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE "I GET CALUM" JPG.

KEN C?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a ken c original? it is funny.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

calum doesn't really irritate me, tho. it's easy to ignore him.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

hey ian i just looked at the ILM noize thread again, you give mad love to jaymc, so i like you again, PWNED x5000

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/33/00/460033/7289161631041l.jpg http://photos.friendster.com/photos/33/00/460033/7289161631041l.jpg http://photos.friendster.com/photos/33/00/460033/7289161631041l.jpg

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

WOO.

I FEEL THE LOVE.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I Love Calum!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

even people whose posts i may find issue with are entertaining, so i'd agree, i don't have a "least favorite ILXor."

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

part of me does love the idea of nicky wire in a banana suit. and i don't think i even know who he is. was he in the manic street preachers?

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, you know what, h? we've had our run-ins, but i think you're an all right guy. i hope you'd say the same about me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i do think you are an all right guy, jaymc. always have.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

tasteful.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

IN SO MANY WAYS, JAYMC. IN *SO* *MANY* *WAYS*

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't even really dislike the people i listed above. they just seem to have a higher asshole:normal person ratio than most people.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

really? do you really think alex in nyc is an asshole? he seems so cartoonish.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in NYC to be a fatty!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate that Leee guy. Not enough e's, he has.

― Leeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I imagine Yoda listening to Amon Duul (which I could easily see happening).

"Silence, young Skywalker! To the acid folk jams I listen."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAD A CAT NAMED YODA, BUT SHE HAS REJOINED THE FORCE

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Shhhhh! I'm deeply engrossed on Amon Duul II I am.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

calum

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, you know what, h? we've had our run-ins, but i think you're an all right guy. i hope you'd say the same about me.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 30th, 2005 10:33 PM. (jaymc) (later)
i do think you are an all right guy, jaymc. always have.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), May 30th, 2005 10:34 PM. (hstencil) (later)

this is totally the last scene of ILX: the movie

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

My least favorite ilxors are the ones who start threads like this and remain logged out.

C'mon. I couldn't give a shit whether threads like this get started, but at least show your nuts when you do start them.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Pleasant Plains is right.

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Dean is right.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Orbit OTM

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I second Geir!

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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1 Allyzay Rofflesberger
2 laurence kansas
3 David R.
4 j blount
5 Forksclovetofu
6 gear
7 NoTimeBeforeTime
8 Stormy Davis
9 mookieproof
10 butts lmao
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18 truck-patch pixel farmer
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20 Dan (And So On) Perry
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28 Frank Kogan
29 c(''c)
30 rogermexico
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32 ADR
33 Bryan
34 The Obligatory Sourpuss
35 richardpick
36 adam
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― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

A statscock I'm not on! Hurrah!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

it's kinda fun to figure out which board is which cock (last one's obv)

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

when did adam ever post on i love nfl????

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

don't ask me, I'm just reporting what it says.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Probably the other Adam? Who lives in New Orleans?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm actually amused that Kogan has posted on that board.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

I don't love NFL.

― phantasy bear (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

haha matt's on there twice

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

how is tombot not on there? is it cuz he's always changing his name to stuff like 'ELI MANNING TURNOVER' and stuff?

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

don't you have to be a registered user to be on the statscock?

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

wow, i was sure that was i love nfl UNTIL i saw kogan's name. awesome.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

kogan's been posting excerpts from the book

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

"Question of the day: What kind of peanut butter do I like? What brand and style?
This is a hard one, so I am interested to see who can guess this one right. Have a great day and special thanks to Coach Hep and his wife for everything they do. "

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), January 25th, 2006 2:15 PM. (Forksclovetofu) (later)

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They must've made him a PBJ that day.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 2:17 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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"Ben! BEN! You KNOW you're not allowed to use the knife! No, I don't CARE if it's a butter knife. You put that down this instant! Well if you're hungry, Coach and I will make you a sandwich. You go play in the yard, now. Skedaddle!"
-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), January 25th, 2006 2:19 PM. (Forksclovetofu) (later)

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I bet he likes Jif. Crunchy.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 2:43 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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Peyton probably uses Peter Pan.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:03 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

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Do they even still make Peter Pan peanut butter???! I would put Peyton as a Skippy Honey Nut smooth kind of guy.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:05 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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Eli eats crunchy just to piss off the 'rents and make them have to buy two kinds of peanut butter.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:06 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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Plummer chews up peanuts and spreads the resulting paste between two pieces of bread, etc. I can do this all day!
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:06 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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Bret Favre has peanut butter on his hairy knuckles because he refuses to throw out the jar, even after its nutty contents have long been depleted.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:20 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

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Shaun Alexander eats Nutella.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:25 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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WAIT WAIT INTERRUPTION
HAVE ANY OF YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON BEN'S POSTS?

HALF OF THEM START OUT WITH "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER..."

WTF! MIDDLE AGE WIMMINS BE SCOPING THE ROETHLISBUTT

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:27 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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Shocking!
-- David R. (quoteidio...), January 25th, 2006 3:30 PM. (popshots75`) (later)

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Isn't this the only reason why women watch football?
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:31 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

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Oh why don't you come say that to my face.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:39 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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Fine. Middle-aged womens...
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:42 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

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I am practically middle-aged. I take offense!
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:46 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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I don't even want to know what middle-aged women who watch Ben Rothelisburger do with their peanut butter.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:58 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

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-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 4:11 PM. (allyzay) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

"foreward by jim kelly"

xpost

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

exhibit a in 'why i love nfl went right where i love baseball went wrong'.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

it's the steve shasta paradox -- bro, but not a bro

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

that's what jaymc's entry on shasta sez anyway

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

I am...intrigued. Tell me more.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:35 (twenty years ago)

I'll vote for ELLI$. And I am notoriously pro-troll...when it's done well.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

wtf, I'm not on the noize statscock???

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

how the hell is toro not on the noize cock???

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:49 (twenty years ago)

i don't think it tracks coddling, rosemary

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:50 (twenty years ago)

We prefer that coddling goes unmonitored so as not to offend the uncoddled.

― phantasy bear (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)

nate patrin
o. nate

-- alex t (not.r...), January 25th, 2006 8:27 AM. (bato) (later) (link)

???

Do you just hate on dudes named Nate or what?

― disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 26 January 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Probably the other Adam? Who lives in New Orleans?

Yes. I do love NFL. And I was totally here way before the Maroon 5 dude, making him the other Adam.

― adam (adam), Thursday, 26 January 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

i am going to try to think of someone new to add to my hate list every day.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 26 January 2006 04:55 (twenty years ago)

ian

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:02 (twenty years ago)

jaxon's wife.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:28 (twenty years ago)

o snap

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:30 (twenty years ago)

she'll kick your ass, skinny boy

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 26 January 2006 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Uh-uh. I have not posted 638 fucking times in the last 30 days.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 January 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

Maybe we should change this boards name to I Love HEY THE STATSCOCK IS SIX MONTHS OUT OF DATE AND BROKEN.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 26 January 2006 07:17 (twenty years ago)

o nate and patrin are pretty terrible!

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 26 January 2006 07:55 (twenty years ago)

wot the heck is circle jerkin'?

You dance in a circle while chewing beef jerky.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm actually really curious where I would place if the ILM statscock was workin'. I have a feeling there's some newbies who aren't getting the status they deserve.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:08 (twenty years ago)

whatever old man

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:16 (twenty years ago)

haha i love threads like this.

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:32 (twenty years ago)

Your Social Dysfunction: Happy

You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:32 (twenty years ago)

o nate and patrin are pretty terrible!
-- A BOLD QUAHOG (dr_...), January 26th, 2006.

http://www.mobica.com/images/high-five.jpg

― alex t (bato), Thursday, 26 January 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

Nice heels there guys.

― disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

in the marxist-feminist conspiracy

I hope this is a joke...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

kate and orbit and karl marx walk into a bar...

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes. Fruit Loops are involved.

― The Late Fear And The Potato Fear (kate), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

which one's hairiest?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

trick question?

also, o nate is a good dude!!! wtf is wrong with him? he is just nice and laid back!

new hated person for the day: chuck eddy (except on i love cooking, on which chuck eddy turns into a real person with heartwarming results.)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

o come on chuck's an old man - how you gonna hate an old man?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

thomas tallis

― fake alext (bato), Monday, 30 January 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)

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