Taking Sides: Me Vs. You.

Fuck a hata; buy me a pizza.

As if I don't win.
1. Boobs.
2. JOKES, really good ones.
3. More wailing.
4. Like less crappy 90's indie rock, more sweet tunes.
5. Less likely to read blogs.
6. 100% more knowledge of John Updike.
7. Taller.
8. Have all my hair.
9. Not resembling food product, first syllable 'cook' last syllable, 'ie'
10.Not always keyword searching ixlor about other peoples' bands

Hey Gooington, didn't I see you at the last No Fun Festival?

THAT SHIT WAS ACES!

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(MUSIC IS AWESOME!)