― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost DAMN YOU
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link
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― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Someone should totally set this thread to music. Billy Bragg, I think.
― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link
If you sprinkleWhile you tinkleBe a sweetieWipe the seatie!
God, just put a furry cover on the toilet lid and a frilly dolly cover over the spare roll and be fucking done with it already.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), June 8th, 2005 7:06 PM.
trayce i always thought that sign was directed at men. how is it even possible for a girl to sprinkle on the seatie?
― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:48 (eighteen years ago) link
June 29, 2005 3:03 p.m. EST
Christina Ficara - All Headline News Staff Reporter
London, England (AHN) - In response to threatening water shortage reports, Mayor Ken Livingstone suggests residents not "flush the lavatory if you have just had a pee."
The water shortage facing the south of England forced Livingstone to take dramatic action to avert a crisis and address the situation.
At a press conference at City Hall, Livingstone suggested, "The quickest and most dramatic impact is, don't use a sprinkler or hose in the garden, don't use a hose to wash your car and don't flush the lavatory if you have just had a pee."
According to Livingstone, the measure would be a matter of personal choice, admitting he had changed his own behavior.
― dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 30 June 2005 07:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 30 June 2005 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link
If it's yellow,let it mellow;if it's brown,flush it down.If it's runny,THAT'S NOT FUNNY--eat some fiber,you wet-ass clown!
If it's rock-like,be all Spock-like:it's logicalto eat more fruit.If it's noisy,call your boys, G!They will laughat every toot.
If it's stringy,check your thingyfor colonicparasites:creepy tapeworms,anal gapeworms,wriggling butt-germsthat's not right!
If it's tiny,lube your hiney;maybe that'llstretch it out.If it's giant,hope you're pliant!Don't let neighborshear you shout.
But if it's poopy,not too goopy,pat yourselfright on the back.Shut your hole andflush the bowl anddon't forgetto wipe your crack!
― criscothingy, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 11:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link
"If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown... um... let it mellow."
― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link