Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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holy shit. have you all heard of something called CORONAVIRUS

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

to flip that around, if you can't recognize that a 20,000 ft slab of concrete that extends out into space is different than a plate of rotten salami, that's your problem

Well... no. It’s your problem as someone fretting about Biden’s potential in swing states. Clearly the person there not voting or voting Green has made their choice.

Hectoring people for not recognizing that your guy isn’t as bad as the other guy, rather than explaining how your guy represents an improvement in the circumstances of that voter and the people that voter cares about is the strategy that got us Dubya and Trump in the first place.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

YOU GUYS IT'S COLDER OUTSIDE THAN IN MY APARTMENT

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

let me blow your mind: i bet joe biden wouldn't appoint his son-in-law to lead 20+ different initiatives ranging from the opiod crisis to israel/palestine peace. wow!

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone),Thursday, 16 April 2020 bookmarkflaglink

lol...a bit less corruption, as a treat.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link

beats a bit more corruption, as a punishment

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

Hectoring people for not recognizing that your guy isn’t as bad as the other guy, rather than explaining how your guy represents an improvement in the circumstances of that voter and the people that voter cares about is the strategy that got us Dubya and Trump in the first place.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z),Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:35 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

dont think anyone here, including yourself up until this very post, has been making this argument so narrow as to be "no no i mean for this *one individual voter* there's no difference" but hey if thats the point, woof

steer calmer (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

Hectoring people for not recognizing that your guy isn’t as bad as the other guy, rather than explaining how your guy represents an improvement in the circumstances of that voter and the people that voter cares about is the strategy that got us Dubya and Trump in the first place.

sure, but let's stop pretending like people in this boat are going to be convinced by an obvious argument that makes sense. you said it yourself, in the same post: "Well... no. It’s your problem as someone fretting about Biden’s potential in swing states. Clearly the person there not voting or voting Green has made their choice." clearly they already made their dumb choice

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

is this the Biden thread or seamless gifs

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

lol

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

it's 2016, it's 2000, it's all the same. no real difference between bush and gore, no real difference between trump and clinton

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

STOP TAKING THE BAIT

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

wait, hold on

i want this to turn into the thing where someone starts shusshing and then everyone else starts shusshing the shusher, and then someone in brooklyn opens their window and yells SHUT THE FUCK UP, but then a few seconds later that wakes up someone else who also opens their window and yells the same thing

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

reply all

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

haha sorry, that was aimed at myself as much as anyone; like I need to accept that I'm not going to change anyone's mind on the thread today

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

Karl - you play with your straw man and be in peace.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

what is the term when meant to strawman but it turns out their point was even worse than you thought

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

Clearly the person there not voting or voting Green has made their choice." clearly they already made their dumb choice

If they’re unreachable, why fret or care? Tell them they’re dumb assholes and accept whatever may come in November.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

nawman

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

xyzzz turning into bizarre gabbneb

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

will take xyz over neb 9 times out of 10 tbh

silby, Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

otm

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

i want this to turn into the thing where someone starts shusshing and then everyone else starts shusshing the shusher, and then someone in brooklyn opens their window and yells SHUT THE FUCK UP, but then a few seconds later that wakes up someone else who also opens their window and yells the same thing

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone),Thursday, April 16, 2020 11:43 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3eiC2tcp8

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

dont think anyone here, including yourself up until this very post, has been making this argument so narrow as to be "no no i mean for this *one individual voter* there's no difference" but hey if thats the point, woof

Collectives are made up of individuals IIRC.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

Karl - you play with your straw man and be in peace.

― xyzzzz__,Thursday, April 16, 2020 7:45 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

is there anything worse than being a nihilistic troll who dresses themselves in the garb of someone who cares more than anyone else? because in every politics thread you stink up you never give the impression you care about anything more than "winning" every argument. and "winning" for you always seems to be having sharper "zings", rather than winning someone over to your point of view. You're positively Trumpian, in that every time you're out-argued - which is EVERY time, whether it's Karl bringing his actual experience as someone working/who has worked within the realm of climate change, or unperson pointing out yesterday that Biden literally just ran a commercial on the subject you say he's never engaged with - you just change front or accuse people of using strawmen. The truth is, a strawman has more depth and sense than you, and at least isn't incredibly annoying and self-satisfied. No wonder you're always cutting and pasting tweets rather than articulating points yourself - Twitter is your perfect arena, 280 characters and out.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link

You're positively Trumpian

Probably on Moscow’s payroll too!!!

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link

zing!

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link

I used the straw man as a word just the once -- and this is what Karl was doing when he casts some of the critics as arguing that Democrats and Republicans are the same when there are clearly other things going on. I'm pointing out on a few occasions how Biden won't be a significant change from Trump -- certainly one that isn't enough vote for, and all you are calling me is Trumpian. Its desperate stuff, take a break.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link

Biden won't be a significant change from Trump -- certainly one that isn't enough vote for

People are flipping out at you because this is absurd on its face.

jaymc, Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

Its desperate stuff, take a break.

Are there any mirrors in your home?

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

you nodded along to an ad.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

I wasn't going to post anymore after Aimless made a gabbneb comparison lol.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link

tired: Biden wouldn't be a significant change from trump
wired: Bernie wouldn't have been a significant change from trump

get on my level

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link

Warren endorsed Biden so I'm in

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

What will you do if polls show a close race in Texas, Milo?

― symsymsym,Thursday, April 16, 2020 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol they do, they actually fucking do

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/Texas.html

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

Its desperate stuff, take a break.

I've posted once today. You can't stop finding rakes to tread on.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link

Trump will have at least $750 million to play with in addition to free media. If he has to spend a chunk of it in Texas to hold it I won't be upset, but I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for Texas to jump over to Biden. Just by fulfilling his promise to name a woman as his veep, I expect Biden would slip back some in Texas.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link

Except that once is sometimes enough, Stevie.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link

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let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

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let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

...

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

Did anybody post on this thread today? It’s popped up on my bookmarks but I can’t tell

El Tomboto, Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link

posting, not posting, existing, not existing, killing a man in cold blood with a tire iron versus giving that same all of your possessions and promising to protect him from afar
what's the difference, really, it's all the same

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

apparently there have been multiple classic meltdowns on here today and i missed all of them and i have no idea what's going on, age is finally catching up to me i guess

— Rich Lather (@allahliker) April 16, 2020

xyzzzz__, Friday, 17 April 2020 06:46 (four years ago) link

It's still quite curious that Americans argue about US politics with XYZ, who, like me, can't vote in the US.

the pinefox, Friday, 17 April 2020 12:27 (four years ago) link

I meant to watch him on CNN's weekly coronavirus "town hall" (sounds weird) last night but just caught the tail end. He seemed a little blustery.

clemenza, Friday, 17 April 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link

kind of impressive how well his posting style translates for the camera

Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 April 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link

did not know he was a felon

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 17 April 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link

that's the first thing about joe biden that has made him sound cooler that i have ever heard

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 April 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link

shit, i thought we were talking about xyz

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 18 April 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link

Weren't all the old ONION versions of Biden making him seem somewhat cool in an old-school, uncool way?

the pinefox, Saturday, 18 April 2020 10:13 (four years ago) link


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