Keeping first condom as momento

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Let's discuss, y'all

― Janey, Sunday, 19 June 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's not. Icky.

― giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 19 June 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Mementos are crap in general unless they hold interest/value beyond fucking twee nostalgia. I know someone, an animal-rights activist, who recently kicked her dog hard in the ribs after she found it chewing up the stuffed-toy she'd slept with since birth.

Stupid thread.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 19 June 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ew. Maybe plastercast it?

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Sunday, 19 June 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

holy fuck. duddest thing in the universe, i'd imagine. not that it's something i've ever imagined anyone doing.

christ, it's just WRONG.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 19 June 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean you threw it away? And I had such *FAITH* in you. *cries*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 June 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

keeping first condom vs wearing it as a tribute

― latebloomer: We kissy kiss in the rear view (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 June 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

On your nose.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 June 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean you threw it away? And I had such *FAITH* in you. *cries*

hahahahahahahahah ow jesus i've ruptured something.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe just keep the wrapper? i've done this (not my first condom tho, and i've thrown it out since anyway)

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's gross. You can't hold on to every fucking thing. I can't even remember my first time which is probably a very good thing.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe you would if you'd kept some kind of memento...

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we flush this thread?

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"What is THAT?"

"Oh this? This is my lucky condom. I was wearing this the first time I ever got laid... but since we're already this far, I guess I can take it off, right?"

"Your just luck ran out, freak. Put your pants on and get the fuck out of here!"

― Ben Stiller, Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowhere does it say it's used. Maybe this is the proverbial first condom carried around in a wallet until it exprires before use.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, that first condom. doesn't everyone end up blowing it up and putting it on their head?

no? oh.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Jesus Christ Dud. The twisted brain-wrong of a lone man-mental.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the first condom I saw, my mom and I opened up the package and blew it up as a balloon. We had great fun. I was ten yrs old, I think.

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"There's my first condom up there on the mantel, bronzed, just like my first shoes."

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I am now looking at my unopened teabag with a dubious expression.

― The Ghost of No, I'm Not Going To Edit That (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"teabag"

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha considering how likely it is that the boy was spawned on my maiden voyage, I think I kinda have done this

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post to nathalie: when i was about six, my friend dave and i found his parents' stash of condoms. we had great fun blowing them up/filling them with water (and, in one instance, i regret to say, piss)/bursting them etc. we had no idea what they were: our guess - and i remember this vividly - was that they were some kind of sterilisation cover for a baby's bottle. "perhaps your mum's having another baby, dave," i said. oh, the irony.

his dad went ballistic, but - ha! - he couldn't explain why, other than "you mustn't go rummaging in people's cupboards". but why, we asked? what are they? cue much stammering and bluster. in the end he took us to mcdonald's to shut us up :o

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

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