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MOUNTAIN STANDARD (and fuck a daylight saving time)

― jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

PST IN THE HIZZZZZOUSE MUTHAFUCKAS!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahem.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What he said!

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, MST is just CST, Jr.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

And BRRRRRRRRAP for GREENWICH MEAN TIME! That shit's my heart!

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I like that MST fucks up TV transmissions! YEAH!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I guess CST does too! YAY!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.timetemperature.com/tzmaps/kstz.gif

...And those four counties are pissed.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

AEST/UTC + 10 hours. w00t!

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

GMT, the original time zone since 1846, and don't you forget it ya feckers! (cue sweeping orchestral backing track),

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost to Pleasant. Why? They're probably border towns there that need to be on the same time with the Colorodans just west of 'em.

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Coloradans, even!

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Colorhodans!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Coloradoans

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

where my ESTs at

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

hey're probably border towns there that need to be on the same time with the Colorodans just west of 'em

Then what about those other three counties? It's not like there's a major city on the other side of the line ala Chicago and northern Indiana.

And they are pissed. They tried to secede from Kansas fifteen years ago.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(And who could blame them?)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

There might be a string of towns up and down the state line.. shrug. You seem to know Kansan history more than I do.

Then again, Idaho is pretty broken up.. Pacific in the panhandle, Mountain below it:

http://www.united-states-online.de/idmap.gif

Just south of Lewiston is the Pacific/Mountain time line. Granted, the panhandle is much thinner, but there's enough small towns on either side of the WA/ID state line to grant that they should all be in PST. Lewiston, ID/Clarkston, WA -- Moscow, ID/Pullman, WA -- Spokane, WA/C'ouer D'Alene, ID.. etc.

(insert obligatory derisive Idaho comments here)

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Why not just insert Idaho? It seems ready for it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Soviet Union has ELEVEN time zones... Eleven time zones!!"

PDT is raising the roof, booya.

― andy --, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm my own time zone.. fucking the time system, man.

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

DONUT STANDARD TIME IN EFFECT!

― donut e-go (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

is the donut hole a different time zone?

― jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

PDT rocks!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Central is holdin' it DOWN

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 23 June 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Although tomorrow I will apparently be in the same time zone as MOSCOW

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 23 June 2005 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

is the donut hole a different time zone?

There is no time in the hole.

No one talks about that.

― donut e-go (donut), Thursday, 23 June 2005 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

where my ESTs at

HOLLA

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 23 June 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

SOUTH CENTRAL YO

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

How does south enter into the equation?

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 23 June 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.timetemperature.com/tzmaps/idtz.gif

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that Idaho is the only state to be bisected laterally, as opposed to dorsally, by two time zones. Fucks shit up, those tater farmers.

Russia might have eleven time zones, but China rox it all by being all big and huge and mean, and having JUST ONE time zone.

I don't know much about Kansan history (except for what I've bloviated), but I do know that I tried to name my band's "genre" by a sign I once saw in western Kansas:

http://www.washburn.edu/cas/art/cyoho/archive/KStravel/postrock/title.gif

The rest of my band didn't fall for it, and neither should you.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 June 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Rock and Roll Standard Time
(5 hours later than everyone else for everything else)

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 23 June 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Mad props to my BST.

Yaaaawn

― stet (stet), Thursday, 23 June 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i moved from australian eastern standard time to central (US). it sucks on a friday morning when you know everyone in sydney is already well into their friday night but it rocks sunday afternoon when you know all those AEST suckas are back at work.

i thought MST was like a 1/2 hour behind CST. are PSTers pissed that their live tv gets edited (a la SNL)?

― sunny successor (when the lunch bell rings why dont you eat me) (katharine), Thursday, 23 June 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.timetemperature.com/tzmaps/ortz.gif

And then, there's Malheur County, OR. The just have to be different.

Here are a few questions from Malheur County's FAQ:

Do I have to have a burn permit?

When is the landfill open?

I have questions about transporting material into Oregon. Who do I call for trip permits?

How can I bail my friend out of jail?

I think there is a warrant for me. How do I find out?

When is my trial?

Where can I get a restraining order?

and

What kind of weed is this?

The Oregon County That Time Forgot.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

G'day from the CEST, y'all.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The Oregon County That Time Forgot.

Mountain time zone : Sheep Balls = Edible Treat time zone

― donut e-go (donut), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Granted, this may be a Montana only thing.

― donut e-go (donut), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dot.state.fl.us/publicinformationoffice/images/Time_Zone_map.gif

Guess which side I'm on! (I love how it splits Gulf County in half because of the Intercoastal Waterway.)

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

What kind of weed is this?

I have no doubt that this is indeed a Frequently Asked Question in Oregon.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

EST SIDE BITCHES

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Why does the time zone line in FLorida dip like that?

I once won a bet from my know-it-all step-grandfather about which Eastern Seaboard state was partially in the Central Time Zone. He insisting that there wasn't any.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

20 PAST 4:20 STANDARD TIME REPRESENT

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Pleasant, it follows the Apalachicola River to the Intercoastal, jogs west along it to the Bay Count Line, and shoots down to the St. Joseph Bay and divides Mexico Beach from Beacon Hill (the two towns are otherwise in separable), although according to the map it apparently severs Cape San Blas so that the western end is in Central Time Zone, and I really don't think it is.

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

County, not Count. Yeesh.

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cloudbait.com/archaeo/gno.jpg

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 24 June 2005 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

Saw it pointed out on 12 Mile Circle that Malheur County, Ore., is just one hour behind Pensacola, Fla.

And on the night that everyone "falls back" to Standard Time, both places in opposite coastal states are the same time (for an hour.)

― pplains, Saturday, 19 January 2013 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/I1wNdPk.gif

tbf, i'd probably go nuts and do a bunch of stupid shit too.

― pplains, Monday, 6 April 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

This got posted on the Hilarious North Korea thread, but also deserves mention here:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/08/07/north-koreas-new-time-zone-is-perfectly-bizarre/

― pplains, Friday, 7 August 2015 19:59 (ten years ago)

Though honestly, it won't look any crazier than what's already happening around there.

http://i.imgur.com/qg1VYaL.png

― pplains, Friday, 7 August 2015 20:01 (ten years ago)

how does norfolk island get their own time zone ffs

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:34 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

Did not know this was up for consideration: Massachusetts Could Swap Time Zones for Later Winter Sunsets

As the article notes, you'd have to have at least the rest of New England to go along with it to make it work. It'd be weird having five time zones in the contiguous US.

― pplains, Monday, 10 October 2016 00:24 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

O Canada - it doesn't have to be this difficult.

http://i.imgur.com/qRfn0r9.gif

― pplains, Saturday, 5 November 2016 03:25 (nine years ago)

eleven months pass...

Massachusetts Not Letting Up

Do this. Baseball games going until one in the morning will be awesome.

― pplains, Thursday, 26 October 2017 19:43 (eight years ago)

they already do, tbh

― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 October 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)

America needs just two time zones

https://i.imgur.com/sQxMU4Z.jpg

Not quite on board with this one, but it would simplify a few things.

― pplains, Sunday, 29 October 2017 02:38 (eight years ago)

i am not gonna be in the damn east

― j., Sunday, 29 October 2017 03:00 (eight years ago)

If economics were not the main concern, we’d all be on our own solar time, when the sun is directly overhead at noon. In theory, solar time optimizes our sleep and natural biorhythms.

That sounds great. Less economics, better sleep, sundials for everyone.

― jmm, Sunday, 29 October 2017 03:34 (eight years ago)

If economics were not the main concern, we’d all be on our own solar time, when the sun is directly overhead at noon. In theory, solar time optimizes our sleep and natural biorhythms.

But everyone knows when the sun rises, is overhead, and sets. It's not like clocks prevent us from seeing these events.

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 29 October 2017 03:47 (eight years ago)

clocks are a form of social control that leads us to deny the natural significance of the events we all see

― j., Sunday, 29 October 2017 03:49 (eight years ago)

then resist!

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 29 October 2017 03:49 (eight years ago)

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