The boss here is constantly singing whenever he's in, thing is he only sings one line of each song OVER AND OVER but changes the words EACH TIME. I think he has some sort of singing tourettes. So anyway the only way I can handle it is by writing down what he's singing. I posted it to some thread about a year ago, but it's grown since then so here it is again. THIS GUY IS THE MOST IRRITATING MAN I HAVE EVER MET.07/02/2003 : "And in those angel eyes""Gimme gimme gimme"13/02/2003 : "Now you're giving me the WILL to survive"17/02/2003 : "Come fly with me lets fly lets fly away, choo choo choo choo"18/02/2003 : "Lost and lonely""Now you call my name umm hmm hmm hmm""DA DA DA DA DA DA (REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY) MAAGIIC MOMENTS"27/02/2003 : "My darkest hour, I just get lost"28/02/2003 : "You came into my liiiife" (quite tuneful this one).03/03/2003 : He appears to be humming the theme tune from batman, but I could be wrong.05/03/2003 : "And then you start to scream 'Give it to me'"07/03/2003 : "You say it best-ah when you say nothing at all""Cos breaking up is so""You know that I need your tender touch"10/03/2003 : "Wish you wanted my..." CLICK CLAP CLAP "dum de dum"12/03/2003 : That Muppets tune followed by..."You say that you love you love me but then you say you don'tYou say you'll come on over but then you say you won't"13/03/2003 : "Two hearts living in two separate worlds da dap dadap dap"14/03/2003 : "That's where I'm gonna go when I die CARDIO-VASCULAR!""Mr Saturday Dince (?) da da da da daaaa da da da da da da da da da da""Doo doo dooo dooo dooo don't get around much any more"17/03/2003 : "It's a beautiful day"19/03/2003 : "Every do do do do do dooo do do la la la la la la"20/03/2003 : "These are the days of our lives"21/03/2003 : "Is a name I call myself a long long way to run""A DROP of golden sun-ah!""Nanananana You win again! Mmmmm-hmmmmm"27/03/2003 : "Alone to the pyramids at night""I don't care what they say.... Tomorrow!"01/04/2003 : "Love! Lift us up where you belong"08/04/2003 : "Who knows what tomorrow brings""All I know is here and now morning ruth""Do you need someone to love, bom bom bom bom"10/04/2003 : "Devoted to you hooom"14/04/2003 : "No you can't take that away from me"15/04/2003 : "And if you should discover that you don't really love her""Take good care........ of my baby""Be just as kind as you can... veee"16/04/2003 : "RIIIAG NONA RIIIAGGHHH!"17/04/2003 : "The lambs of mist"25/04/2003 : "Got my fingers got mah"06/05/2003 : "In my hour of darkness""There will be an answer, let it be"07/05/2003 : "I'm just a soul whose intentions are good"08/05/2003 : "I say yes you are wonderful"27/05/2003 : "I don't care what they say I'm gonna love you child any old way""I'll give you dee dee dee I don't care, Yeah!"30/05/2003 : "Love the one you're with"02/06/2003 : "Talkin' about...""I can't go on..."05/06/2003 : "Do the little ordinary things that anyone ought to do ba bom ba bom""The very thought of you and I forget you the ordinary things""I'm living in a time of day""Tell me that you'll come on over"25/06/2003 : "Women of a certain age"27/06/2003 : "You don't neaaad me""Baby now that I've found you da la dela go"30/06/2003 : "My love won't ever be the same""I sit and watch""It's not the way you smile that tears me apart"01/07/2003 : "Don't break my heart""Build me a buttercup"02/07/2003 : "My cherie amour pretty as a summer's day"03/07/2003 : "And words are all I ha-ave to take my heart away"04/07/2003 : "THE RISE AND FAAAHHHL! do do do dodododododo" (v. loud)07/07/2003 : "My back's turned to the sun"08/07/2003 : "I hope I die""The writing's on the wall dldldldldldlddedld"09/07/2003 : He is singing the match of the day theme tune.10/07/2003 : He is muttering "Porche" to himself.11/07/2003 : "I will never let you see""I will never let you go""How my broken heart is how many good one's we got Frank?""Oooh heartaches and pains""I'll do my crying in the rain""All my heartache and pain"15/07/2003 : "Well I know in times of trouble... mothermarycomestome"22/07/2003 : "I will never ever let you go, oh Nikita I love you so"23/07/2003 : "You tell me that you'll come on over then you say FRANK!""Please don't please da da dada da da"24/07/2003 : "You know that I need your tender.... touch""I'll give her to you one more time..." (farting trumpet noise)"You're lonely like a hurricane""Then you say you don't""Galveston oh Galveston"25/07/2003 : "The way you smile tears me apart... doesn't matter what you say""I'm gonna love you girl any old way""I don't care what they say about yooou""Foulll! Bobby Charlton!"30/07/2003 : "You got a long long way to go... ah-ha""Yes you will pay a price but look how much it changed""I can do anything, I am STRONG!""I am strong, I am invincible"01/08/2003 : "Doesn't matter what they say, gonna love you child any old way"04/08/2003 : "Still crazy after all these years""Deee it be nice to hmmm hmmm hmmmm"05/08/2003 : "Lalalalala it's not the way you smile that.... tears me apart""I'll have a little band of gold... that you are mine"02/09/2003 : "You get a little weary when the sun goes down"09/09/2003 : "There's a truth in your eyes saying how are you young lady?""Say you'll never leave me"10/09/2003 : "I had the time of my life, and I never felt this way before"11/09/2003 : "Love is the right thing to DOOOOO! right..."15/09/2003 : "I'm beginning to see the light"18/09/2003 : "Start off the day with pie and scar father jones" (?!?)19/09/2003 : "I don't know why"23/09/2003 : "Why d'you pass me by-hy"24/09/2003 : "I'm so happy I almost died"25/09/2003 : "Stop look and listen, dat-ta-da"26/09/2003 : "I got my self a da-waag oh woah woah woah"08/10/2003 : "Little darling... Little darling... ... ... Little darling""Little darling""Little darling""Little darling... It's been a long long""Little darling"10/10/2003 : "Your mod soul... The day the muuuuuuuuuuuuuuusic died""The day the music died... Do you believe in god above"13/10/2003 : "HIYA! Baby I know...""Oh how can I""and I'll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. You would cry too if it hap-""dedididuedidue" Followed by weird snort noise - what the hell was that??16/10/2003 : "It's a beautiful day""It's not the way you smile that tears me apart""What can I do""I don't care what they say about you... Cheep... tra la-la la-lathey say you've never ever been true"17/10/2003 : "I'm sendin' out an SOS"20/10/2003 : "Pick up the phone"22/10/2003 : "Happy end of the day. Yes I'm certain that it happens all the ti-i-iime"24/10/2003 : "Talking 'bout my girl. (Spoken) I got sunshine on a cloudy day""I know you'll say""In the month of may""I've got so much love... hea hea hea hea hea"31/10/2003 : "It's another lonely daaay""I don't care what you say about tomorrow"03/11/2003 : "Lean on me when I'm not strong, de la la la"05/11/2003 : "My darkest hour, baby I want you""I just can't live without it""You're the guiding light and suh-duh-duh my darkest hour""I just can't-ah live without... You love-uh and affection"07/11/2003 : "de-de-da-da-da-da Move ooooooon up"14/11/2003 : "Back in the USSR, I know how lucky we are"17/11/2003 : "It's very superstitious, the writing's on the wall"18/11/2003 : "At the end of the line"26/11/2003 : "Who's gonna take you home"27/11/2003 : "I win again""'Cos I need you the whole time, yeah!"28/11/2003 : "Welcome to my world"02/12/2003 : "I'm gonna make believe it came from you""I'm gonna sit right down""If a picture paints a thouuuuu-sand words""Then why can't I paint you""I remember yoooooou"04/12/2003 : "And the laugh's on you""Saga 106.6 fm"05/12/2003 : "I should have to-ooold you myself"(Spoken)"Don't you know? That I heard it through the grapevine""It takes me by surpriiiiise what you say""I took you by surprise""Just about to loooose my mind, honey honey"08/12/2003 : "Time on my hands do do do do do-do"12/12/2003 : "I'll give it to you one more time"16/12/2003 : "Lookin' swell"17/12/2003 : "This gun's for hire, do-do do do do do""This is mah song""I wonder ... ... I wonder ... ... I wonder"23/12/2003 : "I'm crazy right now"24/12/2003 : "I remember all my liiiiife, dal-al-al-al daaaaa daaaa daaaaaa""I remember, how you doing Alan?""Oh Mandy you came and you-"05/01/2004 : "I can tell you're gonna cry, is it over me""By the look in your eyes, I can tell you're gonna cry""Cos I'm the kind of guy who's always on the roo-aaaa-oooo-ddd""Wherever I lay my HAT"06/01/2004 : "RIGHT! Baaaa-aaaayyy-beee!"09/01/2004 : "Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, it's been three long years"12/01/2004 : "In New Yooooork City... Yap"13/01/2004 : "You took me my surpiiiisee I might say, when I found out"(spoken)"I bet you're wondering how I knew"16/01/2004 : "When I've got that feeling""There'll be no while flag upon""There will be no while flag upon this ship""Tell me tell me lies""Tell me tell me lies tell me sweet little lies, tell me lies"19/01/2004 : "I bet you wondered how I knew"21/01/2004 : "I'm talkin' 'bout my baby""I'm not talkin' 'bout my baby"22/01/2004 : "Gotta get a WITNESS! Especially you girl"26/01/2004 : "I'm TOO busy thinkin' 'bout my baby"29/01/2004 : "Aye poy poy riiiaaagh for a while""Do you believe in this rock and roll""I was a lonely teenage bronkin' buck with pink carnation and a pick-up truck""Do you believe in god above""The good old boys are drinking whisky and rye"30/01/2004 : "The day the music died"02/02/2004 : "Love hurts""When I saw you""Cry-ay-ay-ay-ing over you""It was alright... For a while"03/02/2004 : "The day the music died""Why why miss american"04/02/2004 : "Love hurts, love dies""And even so it takes a..."05/02/2004 : "It's a hard day"06/02/2004 : "You're unbelievable!"10/02/2004 : "Out of my head""Here comes the sun I say"11/02/2004 : "LATIN!"12/02/2004 : "I'm coming out of the kitchen, rawwr grrr ggrrr rawwr urrr rawwr""No I need a place20/02/2004 : "You gotta take my breath away"24/02/2004 : "About your plans to make me blue""I'll bet you wondered how I knew... Nop shnop nop"25/02/2004 : "Give me just a little more time and our love will surely grow"26/02/2004 : "On broadway!""The neon lights... On broadway"He's clapping really loudly whilst singing "On Broaaaaadway!""In the air on broadway... aaaaaooooohhhh BUGGER!"27/02/2004 : "There's a girl I know lala lala dadada"03/03/2004 : "Holding back the years""Sooner or later""The revoluuuution's here"05/03/2004 : "A kiss... Is still a kiss"08/03/2004 : "This old heart a' mine""A hundred times I'll take it out""A hundred times I'll take you back"10/03/2004 : "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"12/03/2004 : "Loving you is easy 'cos it's beautiful"15/03/2004 : "Loving you... is easy"16/03/2004 : "I'm gonna wait 'til the midnight hour"19/03/2004 : "Bet you're wondering how I knew, about your plans to make me blue"26/03/2004 : "Here I am stuck in the middle with you""I don't know where it is at night""Cos it means that much to me, you took me by surprise I must say""I bet you wondered how I knew""I'm just about to loooose my mind""I bet you wondering how I knew 'bout your plans"30/03/2004 : "Bringing on baaack the good times""I wanna spend some time""Want somebody who will spend some time"31/03/2004 : "I'm gonna wait until the midnight hour""If a man could be places at one time I'd be with you, woah woah dooo"07/04/2004 : "Do I love you? Yes I do""You took me by surprise I must say"08/04/2004 : "Night and day... Think it's all over""Every night and day""I think we're alone now... Ah lehh le lehhh do la bah""There'll be night and day"13/04/2004 : "I think we're alone now""Every night and day" CLAP CLAP"Remind me baby of you""On the dancefloor " CLICK "Remind me baby of you"15/04/2004 : "I took you by surprise I must say"16/04/2004 : "I die each time... I hear this song... Here he comes""That's for sure""The only trouble is""I can make you mine I can...""The only trouble is, gee whiz, I'm dreaming my life away""Any time night and day, the only trouble is gee whiz""I can taste you lips of white, and (sic) time night and day"19/04/2004 : "Anyone who ever hurt me""I'll never fall from the sky, right into your arms""I hope you comprehend"20/04/2004 : "I'm so busy talkin bout my baby""Aint got time for something else"21/04/2004 : "There's a girl I know"28/04/2004 : "You took me by surprise"29/04/2004 : "It don't impre-eh-es me""That don't impress me much""You don't impress me much""Talking 'bout my baby, hmmm mnnn mnnn hm hmm hm hm""Where the river...."30/04/2004 : "The tracks of my tears""Be so nice to come home to"06/05/2004 : "Going out for another drink""It's a whiter shade of paaale""You're simply the best, neh neh neh""Simply the best""Tell me that you're gonna love me baby, then you say you won't""You say you donnnnnnt""I love you like a hurricane"07/05/2004 : "There you were""Too busy thinkin' bout my bay-beh-heh""Too busy thinkin' about my baby""Where the river ends"11/05/2004 : "Foo once in my life"12/05/2004 : "I don't know why""Too busy thinking bout my baby, I ain't got time for uuuuooooppp"13/05/2004 : "Ah de doh da, because I'm jive talking"14/05/2004 : "R.E.S.P.E.C.T.""R.E.S.P.T.""Just a little bit"17/05/2004 : "There'll be no wan""There'll be no white flag" 18/05/2004 : "Hello, is it me you're looking for""I can see it in your eyes, but I haven't got a clue"19/05/2004 : "Where I right or wrong" CLAP"I'll be down on my knees""If I were a tower of strength"27/05/2004 : "I want to break free""Love is nature's way of giving UUUAAH reason""Love is a many splendoured thing""It's the april rose that only grows in the early spring"28/05/2004 : "In the land of the""In the land of the""In the land of the" -- I don't think he knows the rest"I really know""I really know" -- he's not doing well with lyrics today03/06/2004 : "Won't you come home baby... Please come home... You pay the rent""And I'm gone pay the rent"04/06/2004 : "Your candle burned out lo""Goodbye Norma Jean""Goodbye Norma Jean, we're on the 22nd floor""When love comes to town gonna"07/06/2004 : "Sunshine on a rainy day... yeah"09/06/2004 : "I need someone""I need someone to love. do dodo do do"10/06/2004 : "It's just an-o manic monday""This gun's for hire... do do do do do"11/06/2004 : "Baby I shouldn't love you"14/06/2004 : "Two of us guys you know I love you more.... Huhum""Took me by surprise.... I must say""I bet you're wondering how I knew"15/06/2004 : "I love you and I love you more"16/06/2004 : "You took me by surprise I must say""I bet you wondered how I knew"21/06/2004 : "The wedding bell"23/06/2004 : "It's twelve o'clock in the morning"24/06/2004 : "Here I am! Signed, sealed... delivered""My babe wrote me a letter""That's the way it is""That's the way it is.... (Spoken, in bad american accent) Bruce Hornsby"25/06/2004 : "You make me blue""Bet you wondered how I knew, about your plans to make me bluewith some other guy you know before""I welcome the shelter of someone's arms"28/06/2004 : "Lay lady lay, lay across my""Come come come into my life"29/06/2004 : "Here comes ah, dah da dah da dadadada""But I don't know when""A brand-new convertible""You've got to look for the hero inside your head"05/07/2004 : "I get a little weary"06/07/2004 : "I aint got time""I aint got time""I aint got time""I aint got time" times A FUCKING THOUSAND"Thinking about my baby""Too busy thinking about my baby""Thinking 'bout my baby"09/07/2004 : "You have to wait until the midnight hour, awoop""I'm gonna wait until the midni-i-i-ight hour""WAIT 'till the midnight hour""I'm gonna WAIT... until the fuckin' midnight hour""Ginko Biloba"12/07/2004 : "It has to beeeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeee""It's got to beeeeeeeee... perfect""BRAAAH MOCS"14/07/2004 : "But it's gonna be a long long"15/07/2004 : "Everywhure I gowww""Everywhere I go"27/07/2004 : "The first cut is the deepest, baby I know"28/07/2004 : "Hold on tight to your dreams""Hold on tight to your dreams... Ginko Biloba""Ginko Biloba"29/07/2004 : "I bet you're wonderin' how I knew"02/08/2004 : "Oh sit down""And our love will shhhh......""You gotta give me just a little more time""And our love will surely grow, uh"03/08/2004 : "It's a beautiful day"04/08/2004 : "You gotta tell your mama"06/08/2004 : "It's a beautiful day""It's such a beautiful day"12/08/2004 : "And I know we're gonna survive unless we get a little crazy""For a girl like you to come into my li-ife"13/08/2004 : "Beyond these eyes of mmmmhhhmmmhmmmhmm""The look of love"17/08/2004 : "I'm waiting for a girl like you""Everyday...""I'm irresponsibly mad""I've been waiting for a girl like you""I've been waiting for a girl like you, to come into my life"24/08/2004 : "I knooow this"25/08/2004 : "I feel so fine" CLAP "la... bada""Goodbye blackberry way"27/08/2004 : "There aint no way to hide your lying eyes"06/09/2004 : "I can make you feel good""Outta my league"07/09/2004 : "Out.. SOS""Ahhhhmmm an SOS... In the FBI""On the radio"09/09/2004 : "It's a good idea""Fastest thing on two feet""Fastest thing on two wheels... Buggydown, buggydown"10/09/2004 : "I don't want nooobody"13/09/2004 : "From the very start""The very start... I love to love you""The air that I breathe into" ... "Times"14/09/2004 : "All the leaves are brooowwwwn Alan!""California dreaming on such a winter's day""All the leaves are brown" CLAP "And the sky is grey" CLICK muttering"California dreaming on such a winter's day"15/09/2004 : "In paradise""I'm change""Because I want you to want me"16/09/2004 : "I still" CLAP "haven't found" CLAP "what I'm looking for""I still haven't found"17/09/2004 : "A beautiful world... Beautiful people""It really doesn't matter to you"20/09/2004 : "Somebody to l-morning Al""Thanks alan, much appreciate it, you've got to give me just a little more time""And our love will surely grow"21/09/2004 : "It's a new direction"22/09/2004 : "And the way you look tonight, you want 82"23/09/2004 : "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy""Can I get a witness"27/09/2004 : "I'd like to know if you've got the notion""Goh notion""And I'd like to know if you've got the notion"28/09/2004 : "It's the crystal chandeliers"30/09/2004 : "You gotta come back where you belong""I woke up this mornin'"04/10/2004 : "Monday, monday, can't help that day"07/10/2004 : "There's a girl I know, de do do do"08/10/2004 : "Der-la thirty der-la-la-la thirty"11/10/2004 : "It really doesn't matter to me, wah wah wah wah""Epsilon!"15/10/2004 : "It's just another manic monday""Just another magic monday""It's juuuuust another... Magic monday!"18/10/2004 : "Living in America""I'm living in America""Ab lihi-ih" CLICK CLICK"Doob daya da dah, I'm gonna be yowr""I'm not the kind of guy who gives up"19/10/2004 : "Wake me up before I go go""Wake me up before you go go""I'm not planning on going solo""We'll be dancing the night"20/10/2004 : "You're the most beautiful girl in the world""The most do do do dah doo duuuhh, it's multi""do duh do do, it's the right one"22/10/2004 : "Open the door then I know, la da da da""Once more, the ohhhh do do do de do do""It's just a mah-hatter of time"25/10/2004 : "It's such a beautiful day... Beautiful day"26/10/2004 : "Castles in the air"27/10/2004 : "It's a long long low""I've never lost weath on tom, ta ta tata ta. "28/10/2004 : "In this modern world"29/10/2004 : "I don't know why"05/11/2004 : "I built this city on rock and roll"08/11/2004 : "I'm going to run to you"11/11/2004 : "A long long way... eeprthaaa"15/11/2004 : "I just can't help believing""Like a llll... huh"16/11/2004 : "It's a little bit funny""I wanna wake up with you"17/11/2004 : "Something inside so strong"18/11/2004 : "Za da da da, you're in trouble deep"19/11/2004 : "And then you'll see the look in your eye""And then you'll know the look in your eyes""Searching for the secrets of life""Deck the halls with boughs of holly la lalala la la la la la"22/11/2004 : "Ah crazy lover""Why did I give my heart so fast"25/11/2004 : "Aaahhhy is in my ears and in my eyes""Bluuue suburban sky"26/11/2004 : "What a difference""24 little hours""What a difference a day makes, 24"02/12/2004 : "The sweetest feeling la da da""Lovin' you""You get the... Sweetest feeling, la da da duh"03/12/2004 : "Lovin' you, doo duh do""Sail away to paradise, and the lands of mystery""Baloo it's lasted so long"08/12/2004 : "Eeeuuh central motion"09/12/2004 : "I sit alone alone um-chraah"10/12/2004 : "Interesting.. dadada.. But I still haven't found what I'm looking for""I still haven't found"10/01/2005 : "He's a part-time lover"12/01/2005 : "Aint nobody... Loves me better""Everywhere I go"21/01/2005 : "Showwwrraaz! A many spendoured"24/01/2005 : "If you see me walking down the street, I start to cry""There's not much justice"25/01/2005 : "There's not much justice ihm"28/01/2005 : "Dah dah dah.. Alone again"01/02/2005 : "Abracadabra, I'm gonna reach out and grab yer"02/02/2005 : "River! ... yeah"03/02/2005 : "This is it"08/02/2005 : "I'm never gonna fall in love, doo dah do do"09/02/2005 : "Yes I'm-a gowning nowhere, ehsa de da""It is the way you do it... Right""Play the guitar... On the MTV""Thiiy IS the way you do it"11/02/2005 : "To come into my life""I've been waaaaiiiittting for a girl like you"14/02/2005 : "In the middle of the night""Now I shout from the highest peak""do do do We came impatient to be free""Now I shout it from the highest bill"15/02/2005 : "And I ain't got time. yep""Can I get a witness?""Can I get a witness?""Can I get a witness?""Can I get a witness?""Can I get a witness?"21/02/2005 : "Dur-deh get away too soon""It's everywhaarrh I gooowwww"22/02/2005 : "Every now and then we fall apart"23/02/2005 : "I'm gonna build maaah world around you""I'm gonna wrap my world around you"02/03/2005 : "I'm going to run to you""I just don't know what to do with my time - I'm so lonesome for you it's a crime""Like a summer rose"04/03/2005 : "I'm gonna run my world around you""I'm gonna plan my world around you"17/03/2005 : "The time of my life, I never felt"21/03/2005 : "Is this the way to ammerville?"22/03/2005 : "Some-body to love"23/03/2005 : "Get out my life why don't you babe, cos you keep me""Cause you know it's gonna break my heart in two"24/03/2005 : "I would give anything... I own""I've got to give up my life, my heart, my home"01/04/2005 : "When I go that I'm ready to go""So fayantastic""A.M.F.M."06/04/2005 : "Reeeaaah! Doesn't matter to me""It really doesn't matter to me"07/04/2005 : "How deep is, your love I really need to know"13/04/2005 : "Day after day""It's a sweet talking guy""Bah bah bah"14/04/2005 : "You smiled at me a little""And our love will surely grow"15/04/2005 : "There's not much justice in the world""Crazy right now"18/04/2005 : "Last night a DJ""Ahh believe in""I believe in rainbows""Look in my life"26/04/2005 : "Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be""Black velvet in my little girl's eyes"He's worldlessly singing the American national anthem.27/04/2005 : "You break my heart in two""Anything you want, you got it"04/05/2005 : "I go on and on"05/05/2005 : "Everybody wants to rule the world""Black velvet in this little girl's eyes""Black bell wuuuch little girl eyes when you saw southern skies"06/05/2005 : "Dluuu doop doop steady as a rock"09/05/2005 : "Love hurts"11/05/2005 : "He's on the RUN ha... caravan"02/06/2005 : "You gotta give me some kind of sandal"(?)03/06/2005 : "When LOVE comes to town I'm gonna... Catch that train"(SHOUTING!)"WHEN LOVE! COMES TO TOWN I'M GONNA" CLAP!08/06/2005 : "Love lift us up where we belong""Sisters are doing it for"09/06/2005 : "There's not much justice in the world"14/06/2005 : "Doo da-dodo-doododo January""Go settle down"16/06/2005 : "Goowwna have to face it you're addicted to love""You're gonna have to face it you're a-""I'm gonna have to face it I'm addicted""Woman!"21/06/2005 : "He's a pinball wizard"
-- Steve.n. (pseudonym786...), June 23rd, 2005. (later)
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link
x-post yeah the cardio vascular one was odd. Maybe it had something to do with the ginko biloba.
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link
For some reason I thought of Tricky.
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link
I am saddened at just how many of these I can recognise.
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.theguitarguy.com/dontgeta.htm
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link
Amazing! It probably more likely that I heard it wrong than he sang "dince" then. Though it's still very possible.
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link
At least I know what radio station he listens to. He was walking round for hours singing the jingle.
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link
I think I might have to listen to Saga 106.6 (that's radio-for-old-gits, I assume) since you just don't get to hear Eye of the Tiger enough these days.
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link
Oh, does he really singularise things so that it's just about *him*? That's brilliant!
Also, can you explain "Foul! Bobby Charlton!" to me?
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Wiggy (Wiggy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link
Is this "M'noh M'noh"?
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.origo.hu/i/0401/20040113martinfre.jpg
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link
I loved that Kool & The Gang song!
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/soldonsong/songlibrary/covers/media/mflowers129.jpg
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link
Please tell me this is "How Will I Know" by Whitney with the genders reversed for his amusement. I love this guy, and I don't even know him. The idea of him singing Minnie Riperton is cracking me up as I type.
(I haven't read his whole list, I just keep selecting places on my scroll bar and skimming around where I land. It's more fun that way)
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link
Explain?
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 24 June 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 24 June 2005 07:57 (nineteen years ago) link
Mark E. Smith takes Julie Andrews role in West End musical:
21/03/2003 : "Is a name I call myself a long long way to run""A DROP of golden sun-ah!"
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 24 June 2005 08:18 (nineteen years ago) link
He's not in yet, but yesterday:
23/06/2005 : "There was a time.. back in 19" "My baby let me down"
He was mostly just singing "There was a time" all day, but not quite annoyingly enough for me to keep listing it.
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 24 June 2005 08:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 24 June 2005 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link
"there's a truth in your eyes saying how are you young lady?"
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 24 June 2005 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 26 August 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.singingnews.com/news/dannys_diary/images/20041014-1.JPG
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 26 August 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 26 August 2005 07:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:36 (nineteen years ago) link
"Oh you've been listening to Wham then?""What?""You were singing Wham""Was I? What?"
So he's obviously unaware that he's doing it. God knows how because it's so loud, but then everything he does is loud, one assumes because he likes to let everyone know he runs the place.
The 02/08/2005 one was particularly bizarre because we were talking about something we were working on in the lab, when he walks in, goes up to the big machine we have in the corner and exclaims "Niger!" then turns around and starts talking to us like nothing strange had happened. I found it very hard not to laugh out loud on that occasion. This was the time that the big news was the famine in Niger.
I think tourettes might be the explanation - he is prone to fits of swearing too.
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Friday, 26 August 2005 09:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― zappi (joni), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link
I dont UNDERSTAND HIM
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Thursday, 27 October 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link
The best thing about this is that the 7th was a Friday.
― melton mowbray (adr), Thursday, 27 October 2005 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Thursday, 27 October 2005 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 February 2006 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link
28/10/2005 : "Layla. You've got me on my knees" "Ding Dong. You got me on my knees"31/10/2005 : "Baby I feel so fine" "Too busy thinking about my baby" "Here comes my baby" "And it comes as no surpise to me, with another guy" "With another guy, here comes my baby" "Here she comes now. It comes as no surprise"01/11/2005 : "You've got to tell this world that you're mine, mine, mine, mine" "I wanna love you like a lover should"04/11/2005 : "These are the treasures that I'm hoping for" "All kinds of everything"08/11/2005 : "You're the one I run to"09/11/2005 : "One track mind"10/11/2005 : "RIIGHT! I'm gonna get right back to where you started from" "You're gonna get right back to where you started from. ALRIGHT" "I'm gonna get right back to where we started from" "I'm gonna get right back to where I started from, love is strong"17/11/2005 : "I DA - uhh"18/11/2005 : "The way I think about you is the-" "Your ship is coming in" "My ship is coming in"21/11/2005 : "Wherever you go, whatever you do"22/11/2005 : "Something inside has died. Ho ho ho." [Bad whistling]23/11/2005 : "It's cherry pink and apple blossom white"24/11/2005 : "Cos I'm jive talkin'" "Since you've been gone"25/11/2005 : "Come on Eileen. yessss"29/11/2005 : "Loving you yizzz"30/11/2005 : "I'm still not certain that you love me"01/12/2005 : "Running through the air tonight"02/12/2005 : "Money talks, but it dont sit down"05/12/2005 : "Going loco down in Acapulco" "It's a town called Alice"07/12/2005 : "Tell me why, tell me why, I don't like mondays. Yeah"09/12/2005 : He's being a human fucking trumpet today.20/12/2005 : "I'm dancing in the air"22/12/2005 : "How good it feels to hold you" "Have I ever told you, how good it feels to hold you"04/01/2006 : "You must be somebody's baby"09/01/2006 : "I'm gonna thank you"13/01/2006 : "Not much justice in the world"17/01/2006 : "I'm gonna spend the niiight with you"19/01/2006 : "I can't get you out of my head" "I cannot get you out of my head"20/01/2006 : He's humming "Livin' on a Prayer"24/01/2006 : "How wonderful the sound" "I get a little weary"26/01/2006 : He seems to be humming the theme from the PC World adverts. "You don't impress me much" "Bang bang, that awful sound" "My baby let me down"27/01/2006 : "It's a BURNING flame"02/02/2006 : "I predict a riot" "Maah brother Jake, dah doo doo dah do"03/02/2006 : "In the summer sky"08/02/2006 : "There'll be no... white... flag upon this ship" "The sun aint gonna rise in the sky"10/02/2006 : "Little more conversation" "A little more conversation... Hyamya" "Why does it always" "Why does it always rain on me, do do"14/02/2006 : "We will overcome someday"15/02/2006 : "It's a-not for me to say" "It is not for me to say"16/02/2006 : "Hard headed woman" "And the wind cried Mary" "On the WIND plane"20/02/2006 : "Looking back over my shoulder, I can see the look in her eye" "I never wanted... to say goodbye" "I'm looking back over my shouder, and I can see..." "Well done, excellent! Looking back and it's over my shoulder" "I'm hugely impressed, I never wanted to say goodbye"21/02/2006 : "It's raining men, hallelujah"
It's funny when you read it, isn't it?
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:32 (eighteen years ago) link
wtf?
― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link
"No, I'm just going on a picture paints a thousand fucking stories"
― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:35 (eighteen years ago) link
If he doesn't have tourettes, I'll mistake my wife for a hat and then eat it.
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 21 September 2006 08:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― it's teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 21 September 2006 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link
<3
― roxymuzak, Friday, 2 November 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link
(SHOUTING!)"WHEN LOVE! COMES TO TOWN I'M GONNA" CLAP!
lolol
― roxymuzak, Friday, 2 November 2007 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link
Aw man I love this guy!
― Trayce, Friday, 2 November 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link
Ha ha I totally forgot about this thread.
― n/a, Friday, 2 November 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link
http://tunes.bluesummers.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hollerwildr.jpg
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link
still desirous of any recent word on this man
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 May 2008 07:58 (sixteen years ago) link
"That's the way it is.... (Spoken, in bad american accent) Bruce Hornsby"
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 May 2008 08:01 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ "you build me a buttercup"
― s1ocki, Saturday, 24 May 2008 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
haw
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 May 2008 06:38 (sixteen years ago) link
28/10/2005 : "Layla. You've got me on my knees""Ding Dong. You got me on my knees"
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
best
― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
01/07/2005 : "Someday crying in the...""Ah you left me cring in the future"
I hope the second line was his version of 'you saw me crying in the chapel'
― whatever, Monday, 4 May 2009 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
my favorite OP in the history of life
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^
― rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I wish Steve still posted here (for those who don't know, Steve.n is the singer in my band and was how I found ilx and why I have a full stop in my name - he doesn't work in the same place anymore though).
― emil.y, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link
28/07/2004 : "Hold on tight to your dreams""Hold on tight to your dreams... Ginko Biloba""Ginko Biloba"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 October 2013 08:49 (eleven years ago) link
26/04/2005 : "Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be""Black velvet in my little girl's eyes"He's worldlessly singing the American national anthem.
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 22:22 (four years ago) link
lol i forgot about this
― na (NA), Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link
01/07/2003 : "Don't break my heart""Build me a buttercup"
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 31 January 2020 07:19 (four years ago) link