Lauren Bacall and Katie Derham

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Quick, advice needed! I'm at a charity party, and these two people are chatting under the gazebo. I want to break in, but WHAT can I say to them?

― Twm Antigone, Friday, 1 July 2005 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Shit, they're going.

― Twm Antigone, Friday, 1 July 2005 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

No, wait ... They're Lauren is introducing Katie to someone, so it looks ... yup, they're lingering. Shit! I'm not kidding, the person Lauren has introduced Katie to is Rob fucking Lowe!

― Twm Antigone, Friday, 1 July 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to break in now. Any ice-breaking ideas??

― Twm Antigone, Friday, 1 July 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Say something in a Bogart voice. Lauren loves that.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

If she's drinking cofee and loving it, say "Five minutes, Ms Bacall."

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like Katie Derham. She always seems a bit smug and condescending to me. A bit too full of herself.

You can go and tell her that, if you like.

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

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