"Ancient phallus unearthed in cave"

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Giving a new meaning to the phrase 'rock-hard':

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4713323.stm

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.

big and cold

brrrrr

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

that seems pretty small

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

thats about 8 inches......

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

like I said, small

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

still

cold

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

cold and tiny. i imagine the chap who was the scale model for this object was the target of much derision from the ladies.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:11 (twenty years ago)

So we found the original Plastercaster?

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

stilt stone any relation to stilt skin?

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Ah okay, it's a multi-purpose sex aid.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

that was assembled in 14 bits...... ???

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

did they have ancient glue?

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

When they said it was also used for knapping flints my mind immediately turned to the enormous double-ended purple dildo in GTA:SA, also renowned for its qualities as a murder weapon.

(but yeah, brrrrrr)

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 09:28 (twenty years ago)

"double-ended purple dildo in GTA:SA, also renowned for its qualities as a murder weapon."

I think GTA has probably progressed wildly from the days when i marvelled at GTA on playstation and getting wasted every five seconds because i kept using the flame thrower on cars and standing too close to them....

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

I think I'd be more worried about er... getting cut from it if chips of flint had come off, and... owww! *crosses legs*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

Yes that thought did in fact just cross my mind, "visible markings" possibly from "shaping and chipping of flint"..... lets hope that the phallus was not used ahem *points finger downwards in manner of your nan* "downstairs"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 09:49 (twenty years ago)

It would be very unlikely to have bits of flint stuck in it after it had been used for flint-knapping. Flink-knapping tools have to be very, very hard.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

Forest pines is very knowledgeable due to the fact that forest pines was indeed a cave person - frozen *literally* in time and unearthed somr thosands of years later by some teenagers in calafornia in the 80's.......or was this the plot of a film?

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

this just in: scientists say it is double-headed, suggesting its use for cavewoman ass-to-ass action

― ghetty green (eman), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

Cavewomen had flints in their ass?!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

The Sun Says

"Seedy Caveman B*tt-F*ck Ritual Revealed!"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

That's completely untrue. I have never been to California!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

sorry forestpines, musthave been me merging film plot and reality together again.

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

don't forget the ancient battery for your ancient flint busting dildo!
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/gallery/albums/userpics/ancient/baghdadbattery.jpg

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

the headline sounds like its describing old people having sex in a very obtuse way

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

really old phallus removed from ancient, damp, mossy, stale, gaping cave. pictures at 11.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

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