Parrot has entertaining suggestion for vicar

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― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

The sanctuary's owner, Geoff Grewcock, 55,

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

*aside* When my dad ( who is a vicar) used to read the lesson from the lectern in church ( which was an eagle with outstretched wings on which the bible balances) my little brother used to shout in a loud voice 'Look! Daddy's talking to the parrot!'. This was when he was 3; he has stopped doing it now.

And one of his parishoners had a parrot who used to shout 'My arse is a glossy green!' when Dad was giving him Sick Communion
( communion for the ill or dying, not communion wafers that make you retch.)

Vicars, parrots, always good for a laugh when I was growing up.

― Rachel Mc (Badgerkitten), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

i find vicars utterly hysterical. too much pg wodehouse as a kid, i think. vicars being told to "fuck off" by parrots is almost too much to bear.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

http://img.sports.tom.com/images/jia/snooker/john_parrott.jpg

"Eh, you wanna get them Bootleg Beatles to play the village fete. Had them play at me wedding, they were absolute quality. Even do a bit of 'Michael Row The Boat Ashore', if you know worra mean! Eh? Eh? heheheheh!"

― Parrott, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

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